#1 Edited by jatoe48er (220 posts) - - Show Bio

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Chapter 4 - Legs eleven

I’ve probably had only a handful of times where I was as happy as I was in those months of training with Uncle Wilbur. When she could, Mrs Kimble would give me a shift at her bakery which meant I could throw Pa a few bucks ta help with groceries, and it made for a good excuse for being tired.

When I wasn’t helping out Mrs Kimble during the day, Pa was home and we’d hang out. I’d press him for tales about my Uncles. We didn’t have much money and I could see how much it ground at Pa that he couldn’t afford to send me ta college. It was ok. Unbeknown ta him, I was getting the education I wanted whilst he worked at Uncle Marv's tailor shop onna evening.

The first weeks Uncle Wilbur really pushed me hard. Push up after sit up after push up. It was hard, especially if I’d been kneading dough during the day. And the whole time Wilbur would ask me to reconsider, telling me all about the times he’d suffered concussions and broken ribs.

One of the things that was actually surprising was how nice and large his place was. From the stories Pa used ta tell me , he never actually ever made any money on account of him been caught all the time. I didn’t want to press that as he was helping me. But he had an actual mini lair which was cool. One of the things he taught me was how to take a hit. Showing me how to roll outta grapple holds and fall correctly. It reminded me of when he and Uncle Manuel helped me out with Gymnastics. It strangely made me miss Lori.

When Pa worked through the night I got chance to try the Suit on again and again. It did become quite infectious. I never ventured outside of our brownstone in Brooklyn, but I did make sour cream and salami bagels wearing it. It helped with the movement, which became easier every time I wore it. So much so that I could move around the kitchen quite freely. After a month I was whipping up a moussaka in the suit.

The time has come Eugene. We can dance around in this lair until the cows come home, but you need experience on the streets. Tomorrow night we go on patrol”. The excitement washing over me was uncontrollable, which may be why I vomited.

That day seemed ta take forever and even hanging out with Pa seemed ta stretch on. But sure enough the time came and Pa left for work at Uncle Marv’s. Wilbur rocked up shortly after, wearing a long bulky trench coat and holding a large brown paper bag which he tossed ta me.

What’s this?” I asked, “It’s your uniform to go patrolling tonight. You’re not ready for “the Suit” but the ski mask and boiler suit in there will do you fine. Now suit up” Uncle Wilbur responded.

I quickly changed and was ready. “What are you going ta wear Uncle Wilbur if I’m looking like the shadow of a Putty Patroller?”

You should be honoured Eugene. Cause tonight you walk tall with the tantalising ‘STILT MAN’

Whipping back his oversized trench coat, Uncle Wilbur revealed only what I had ever seen in the pages of the Bugle. It was quite a sight. He looked like a pimped up Tin Man from Oz. How is it that in all those pictures he was defeated, this is quite an intimidating sight ta look at.

Come ma boy, I have a tip on an MGH deal going down with some pushers over on 33rd lets go” Uncle Wilbur’s voice had changed , he spoke in a 50’s TV serial accent. He turned outta the house, and with one swift movement and the rattling sound of gears grinding, the tantalising Stilt Man’s legs rose high out of the court yard. With a single stride he was gone over the wall. I could hear the thump of his giant steps walking away with conviction. This truly was an amazing sight ta see.

There was only one problem. He was moving at 5 meters a stride. Impressive. What’s not impressive is that he’s left me standing still in the backyard of our brownstone and he’s already a block ahead..........


Continued in Chapter 5

#2 Posted by batkevin74 (11209 posts) - - Show Bio

@jatoe48er: Man this is getting better and better, the idea of Stilt-Man training someone to be be a hero...a terrible villain giving lessons which he himself should take! Something big is going to happen with eugene soon, I can feel it! Well done

#3 Posted by jatoe48er (220 posts) - - Show Bio

@batkevin74: thanks for the positive feedback!! I'm glad I can still keep you entertained and it hasn't gone ....newt...

#4 Posted by ImpurestCheese (6031 posts) - - Show Bio

@jatoe48er: Ah man Stilts is going to be the next uncle men I can just feel it.

#5 Posted by jatoe48er (220 posts) - - Show Bio
#6 Posted by Rabbitearsblog (6028 posts) - - Show Bio

Awesome chapter!! Glad that Eugene is being taught by Stilt Man!

#7 Posted by jatoe48er (220 posts) - - Show Bio

@rabbitearsblog: thank you, it's a 'tall' tale, but I'm glad your still enjoying Eugene's ride.

#8 Posted by ImpurestCheese (6031 posts) - - Show Bio

@jatoe48er: The character is so different, it's a breath of fresh air.:-)

#9 Posted by jatoe48er (220 posts) - - Show Bio

@impurestcheese: wow, thank you. I think I may have blushed reading that. I appreciate all the support of my little story.

#10 Posted by TommytheHitman (3442 posts) - - Show Bio

... I just saw the picture of Stilt Man and started laughing. Great job man but you still:

#11 Posted by jatoe48er (220 posts) - - Show Bio
#12 Posted by ImpurestCheese (6031 posts) - - Show Bio

@tommythehitman: Looks like Flag Smasher got what in he deserved in this picture. What you actually are seeing is the true hero of Seattle... The Fabulous Frogman :-)

#13 Posted by batkevin74 (11209 posts) - - Show Bio

@jatoe48er: Stilt-Man cops a minor pasting in Avengers, but you should go here and make the shirt http://www.teefury.com/ and spread your Stilted love across the world!

#14 Posted by jatoe48er (220 posts) - - Show Bio
#15 Posted by cbishop (7426 posts) - - Show Bio

Cool. Waiting to see how patrol goes. :)

#16 Posted by lykopis (10746 posts) - - Show Bio

Eugene is getting more and more endearing to me.

The excitement washing over me was uncontrollable, which may be why I vomited.

I want to squish him. :)

#17 Posted by batkevin74 (11209 posts) - - Show Bio