For your information: Reg. = me. Italics =BOLD AND CAPS = DARKSEID.
Ladies and Gentleman, I have finally gained control of my own studio. Butand Hal did things and now it's sticky and there's a cheerleader's uniform (~blast from the past~) on the microphone. It too, is sticky. I thought I'd get a quick interview with darkseid in until this guy comes in who apparently has booked the studio. He showed me a letter addressed to "Ferris Fanboy." He may or may not be delusiona-- Hey, Darkseid is here!
Hey darko, or do your prefer Donnie?
WHAT EVEN IS THAT?
Umm. Y'know. It's Gah! You get nicknames, booty jokes, the occasional lesbian called Power Girl--
POWER GIRL IS NOT A LESBIAN!!! *ZAAAP*
Hello, all you dedicated crackpots reading these undoubtedly stupid thingees! Since Captain Ferris (yes, that`s his first name) Fanboy, has gone MIA, the duty of making the latest Gah! has fallen to my narrow shoulders. And this time, we have the GOD OF EVIL, Darkseid, on our studio!
Umh, I prefer not. I should interview you.
SUPERMAN HAS TOLD ME THAT IT ISN`T NECESSARY IN THESE...WHATEVERS, SINCE IT`S ALL ABOUT RIDICULING WELL KNOWN COMIC CHARACTERS.
Speaking about well known...Have you ever had Big Bardas booty?
Or maybe Granny Goodness`s. That`s some REALLY wrinkly booty, right? Because, you know, she`s real old and stuff
SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT ONE MORE TIME MORTAL, AND YOU`LL WISH THAT YOU WERE IN HELL, INSTEAD OF MY PRESENCE.
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Come on man! You must`ve known that booty is a recurring theme here.
Then deal with it like a man, thwerp!
So, I`m in a place beyond space and time now, eh?
KFFRRDFGRR! What are you doing here?!
Cap! You`re here too!
I interviewed Darkseid before you, didn't go well. I think we may need to tell Superman somethi--
By the way, if Darkseids beams are either going to kill you, or transport the victim to this place...Why don`t they mostly just...kill? Is it `cause he`s a wimp? Fickle fate? Code of honor. Probably the code and fate.
Dude, you're not listening to me. I think Darkseid likes-likes Power Gir--
How dare you say that of an awesome villain?!
Dude. Your eyes are glazed. Are you okay--?
It`s the spirit of Gah, you a-hole!
What is wrong with you?!
Don`t use that word all the time! It`s old!
PAK! CRACLE! BONG! BIFF!
STOP MAKING SOUND EFFECTS WITH YOUR MOUTH!
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