#1 Posted by AweSam (7110 posts) - - Show Bio

I got an idea to write a story about the Hulk working at Walmart. Yes, I came up with it, no one else did. Anyway, this is a short first chapter that I just wrote.

Hulk at Walmart: The first day

“Okay, so you'll be working in the electronics. For now, just help costumers if they need anything. Don't mess up. I've gotten some bad feedback from your references.”

“You no worry, Hulk learn to control his anger. Hulk can do it.” Hulk said to the manager.

“Alright then, good luck.”

Hulk remained still as the manager left.

The manager turned back and yelled, “I said help people!”

“Oh, you mean now?” Hulk asked. “Hulk go help people.”

The Hulk walked around when he noticed a confused costumer browsing the printers.

Hulk approached him and asked, “Hello, sir. Can Hulk help you?”

The confused costumer turned around, surprised by the green behemoth.

“Oh, hello.” He said with an English accent. “I bought a printer yesterday, but it doesn't seem to work. Could you take a look at it, please?”

“Hulk can do that. Where printer?” Hulk asked.

The customer pointed at the cash register, where the printer remained.

“Hulk bring it to computer and check what wrong.” The Hulk said.

He plugged it into one of the computers and tried printing, but nothing happened.

“Hulk can fix it. Let Hulk try again.”

Hulk attempted to print again, but like the time before, it failed. Frustrated, the Hulk repeatedly tried, getting angrier every time it failed.

“Dumb printer! Work for Hulk!” He yelled.

Frightened, the customer called for assistance. “Can someone help please? I don't think he knows exactly what he's doing.”

“Hulk know what Hulk doing! Printer broken! Hulk smash printer!”

“Wait, don't do that.” The customer said.

Ignoring the customer, the Hulk began clicking the print button repeatedly, slowly crushing the keyboard. Suddenly smoke started coming out of the printer.

“Oh, no, I think it's on fire!” The customer said.

“Hulk! What the hell are you doing?” The angry manager asked as he walked towards the Hulk.

“Hulk fixing printer.”

“Fixing it?” The manager asked. “The printer's not even on!”

“Oh...” Hulk said.

“That's it!” The customer yelled. “I want my money back! I'll go to Future Shop. Maybe they'll have good printers.”

The customer walked away.

The manager looked at the Hulk and yelled “Huuullllkk!!!!!”

“...Hulk no do it.” The Hulk said.

#2 Posted by RoboShark (1208 posts) - - Show Bio

Shhhhaaaaaaaaa I used to work there about a year ago in July I got fired for "offensive cartoons."

#3 Posted by AweSam (7110 posts) - - Show Bio

@RoboShark said:

Shhhhaaaaaaaaa I used to work there about a year ago in July I got fired for "offensive cartoons."

Hulk got in trouble for breaking a printer.

#4 Posted by TheCannon (16083 posts) - - Show Bio

@AweSam said:

I got an idea to write a story about the Hulk working at Walmart. Yes, I came up with it, no one else did.

No you didn't. I did. Anyone can find that out if they go to the Your own What If story.... thread.

#5 Posted by AweSam (7110 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheCannon said:

@AweSam said:

I got an idea to write a story about the Hulk working at Walmart. Yes, I came up with it, no one else did.

No you didn't. I did. Anyone can find that out if they go to the Your own What If story.... thread.

I was being sarcastic.

#6 Posted by TheCannon (16083 posts) - - Show Bio

@AweSam said:

@TheCannon said:

@AweSam said:

I got an idea to write a story about the Hulk working at Walmart. Yes, I came up with it, no one else did.

No you didn't. I did. Anyone can find that out if they go to the Your own What If story.... thread.

I was being sarcastic.

Okay. That really doesn't work on the internet. Would should really put a wink symbol or something after that.

Nice story though.

#7 Posted by joshmightbe (24101 posts) - - Show Bio

I've worked in many jobs having to deal with customers so knowing that there is something about the checkout line that turns people into giant tools and I spent many days wishing I could Hulk out and smash the pricks

#8 Posted by AweSam (7110 posts) - - Show Bio

@joshmightbe said:

I've worked in many jobs having to deal with customers so knowing that there is something about the checkout line that turns people into giant tools and I spent many days wishing I could Hulk out and smash the pricks

Hulk needs the money though. He rips a lot of his clothes.

#9 Posted by joshmightbe (24101 posts) - - Show Bio

@AweSam: I know just saying that need to pay bills and not get fired for setting customers on fire has probably saved more lives than the entire medical industry

#10 Posted by AweSam (7110 posts) - - Show Bio

@BlueLantern1995 said:

You need to do a part 2 where he gets mad at his boss for firing him and smashes the Wal-Mart building and breaks his bosses bones...

He hasn't been fired... yet.

#11 Posted by CapFanboy (4497 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheCannon said:

@AweSam said:

@TheCannon said:

@AweSam said:

I got an idea to write a story about the Hulk working at Walmart. Yes, I came up with it, no one else did.The vehem

No you didn't. I did. Anyone can find that out if they go to the Your own What If story.... thread.

I was being sarcastic.

Okay. That really doesn't work on the internet. Would should really put a wink symbol or something after that.

Nice story though.

The obvious denying sort of points it out...anyway, you thought it was a bad idea. AweSam turned it good.

#12 Posted by TheCannon (16083 posts) - - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

@TheCannon said:

@AweSam said:

@TheCannon said:

@AweSam said:

I got an idea to write a story about the Hulk working at Walmart. Yes, I came up with it, no one else did.The vehem

No you didn't. I did. Anyone can find that out if they go to the Your own What If story.... thread.

I was being sarcastic.

Okay. That really doesn't work on the internet. Would should really put a wink symbol or something after that.

Nice story though.

The obvious denying sort of points it out...anyway, you thought it was a bad idea. AweSam turned it good.

No, I meant it as a joke. I never said it would be good, I never said it would be bad.

#13 Posted by CapFanboy (4497 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheCannon: Uh-Huh, stick with that sunshine.

#14 Posted by Ms. Omega (4205 posts) - - Show Bio

I worked at Walmat for 6 years before I quit worst experience ever thats 6 years i'll never get back...

#15 Posted by primepower53 (5686 posts) - - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

@TheCannon: Uh-Huh, stick with that sunshine.

LOL

Great story!

#16 Posted by AweSam (7110 posts) - - Show Bio

@Ms. Omega: The Hulk will give Walmart an experience.

@primepower53: Thanks lol

#17 Posted by primepower53 (5686 posts) - - Show Bio

@AweSam said:

@Ms. Omega: The Hulk will give Walmart an experience.

@primepower53: Thanks lol

Hulk needs some way to pay for all the new purple pants?

Where does he find those anyway?

WHY PURPLE?

#18 Posted by AweSam (7110 posts) - - Show Bio

@primepower53: I don't know, but where do you find purple, stretchy, jeans? Must be expensive.

#19 Posted by primepower53 (5686 posts) - - Show Bio

@AweSam: To be honest I think realistically he'd be naked whenever he Hulks out. I mean have you seen him? HE'S HUGE!

#20 Posted by AweSam (7110 posts) - - Show Bio

@primepower53 said:

@AweSam: To be honest I think realistically he'd be naked whenever he Hulks out. I mean have you seen him? HE'S HUGE!

Plot pants.

#21 Posted by primepower53 (5686 posts) - - Show Bio

@AweSam said:

@primepower53 said:

@AweSam: To be honest I think realistically he'd be naked whenever he Hulks out. I mean have you seen him? HE'S HUGE!

Plot pants.

I used to think Dr. Strange made a bunch of magic pants for him when I read the Defenders for the first time when I was 12....

#22 Posted by Rusty_Irons (627 posts) - - Show Bio

This is hilarious. Also, he gets his purple pants from the same place as Fin Fang Foom. Now if you can learn where he gets his pants...

#23 Posted by tomdickharry1984 (830 posts) - - Show Bio

Ha ha ha ha "Hulk welcomes you to Walmart. How can Hulk help yo today?" This remiinds me of m,ini marvels by that Giancarla dude

#24 Posted by darth_brendroid (1717 posts) - - Show Bio

Haha, I liked this :) good job!

#25 Posted by CapFanboy (4497 posts) - - Show Bio

@primepower53 said:

@AweSam said:

@primepower53 said:

@AweSam: To be honest I think realistically he'd be naked whenever he Hulks out. I mean have you seen him? HE'S HUGE!

Plot pants.

I used to think Dr. Strange made a bunch of magic pants for him when I read the Defenders for the first time when I was 12....

Yes....cause nothing says sorcerer supreme like whipping up some pants.

@tmacximas: @AweSam: Surely there's an emo shop for fat kids...

#26 Posted by Icarusflies (12246 posts) - - Show Bio

LOL, this is very funny. :)

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#27 Posted by joshmightbe (24101 posts) - - Show Bio

@primepower53: Maybe Mr. Fantastic gave him a stockpile of purple pants with unstable molecule top halves

#28 Posted by batkevin74 (9760 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd like to see Hulk's second day :)

#29 Posted by TheCannon (16083 posts) - - Show Bio

@AweSam Have you written a second one yet?

#30 Posted by thespideyguy (2580 posts) - - Show Bio

@AweSam: It was great.

#31 Posted by wildvine (7149 posts) - - Show Bio

Where are you?

#32 Posted by CapFanboy (4497 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine said:

Where are you?

HE'S GONE!

#33 Posted by 4donkeyjohnson (1540 posts) - - Show Bio

Very entertaining

#34 Posted by jobiwankenobi (1459 posts) - - Show Bio

This was great. I work at a grocery store where customers can be pretty, well, douchey. I was expecting that, but this was still funny.

#35 Posted by BlackReaper (594 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine said:

Where are you?

Right here.

#36 Posted by wildvine (7149 posts) - - Show Bio

@BlackReaper said:

Right here.

Hey. Welcome back.

#37 Posted by BlackReaper (594 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine said:

@BlackReaper said:

Right here.

Hey. Welcome back.

Thanks. Good to know everyone's still here.

#38 Posted by Pyrogram (32263 posts) - - Show Bio

nice story

#39 Posted by ekrolo (427 posts) - - Show Bio

This is bloody briliant!

#40 Posted by batkevin74 (9760 posts) - - Show Bio

@awesam: Hulk demand more of this old story! Why you no love Hulk no more?