#1 Edited by thespideyguy (2645 posts) - - Show Bio

Me: Hey folks welcome back to all of you who were crazy enough to come back. Anyway we will be talking to Superman. So how have you been Superman.

Superman: It's been h'el.

Me: You don't mean that. You have it all, you get to look at Lois Lane's boobies with X-ray vision, you get to look at Wonder Woman's boobies with x-ray vision, you get to look at Lois Lane's boobies with X-ray vision. Did I mention Lois Lane's boobies with X-ray vision.

Superman: No, I made a joke. And Lois is my girlfriend.

Me: Not anymore.

Superman: That hurt.

Me: Not as much as this: THOR.

Superman: THOR SUCKS. HE HAS LONG HAIR LIKE FAGIO'S AND LOOKS BETTER THAN ME.

Me: You have issues.

Superman: BATMAN ALSO MOLESTED ME, JUST LIKE NIGHTWING.

Me: YOU LET BATMAN MOLEST YOU? YOU ARE A KRYPTONIAN YOU COULD KICK BATMAN'S ASS. Are you gay?

Superman: That's personal, and I didn't kick his ass I spanked it.

Me: What if I told you we had Lois Lane in the studio.

Lois Lane: Mwwwwmwmwwmhjhhh.

Me: Sorry about tying you up.

Superman: *rips duct tape off lois, and fly's through window.*

Lois Lane: Hey spideyguy, you doing anything tonight?

#2 Posted by thespideyguy (2645 posts) - - Show Bio

Bump

#3 Posted by knightofthechronicle (642 posts) - - Show Bio

Dude. I have to admit peeved off Superman was pretty funny

#4 Posted by thespideyguy (2645 posts) - - Show Bio

@knightofthechronicle said:

Dude. I have to admit peeved off Superman was pretty funny

Thanks.

#5 Posted by TheCannon (17906 posts) - - Show Bio

@knightofthechronicle said:

Dude. I have to admit peeved off Superman was pretty funny

I agree.

#6 Posted by andrewtheking (960 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheCannon said:

@knightofthechronicle said:

Dude. I have to admit peeved off Superman was pretty funny

I agree.

#7 Posted by CapFanboy (4520 posts) - - Show Bio

@thespideyguy: Pretty cool. Hah, Thor seems to get ripped on a lot in these things.