#1 Edited by thespideyguy (2645 posts) - - Show Bio

This is totally inspired by Gah! and Wha? It is rated, who the hell cares. This is like Gah!'s crazy uncle.

Me: Good morning folks, lets start things off with a good breakfast of bacon pancakes.

Me: Now that we have eaten a breakfast we will be interviewing a deeply troubled nightwing. Say good morning, nightwing.

Nightwing: Good morning nightwing.

Me: So how was it to have your dad shot dead in front of you, then now be working with the daughter of the man who shot your parents?

Nightwing: I need a tissue.

Me: *hands him tissue* So your saying it was worse that Bruce touched you as a child?

Nightwing: Hey, bruce gets a lot of greif about those short pants...

Me: That you wore until you became nightwing, after college.

Nightwing: ... those in my circus act first.

Me: What about Sonia Zucco? I'm sure you got a little 5th base.

Nightwing: There is no fifth base.

Me: Not with how I count. What if we told you we had your dead father in the back.

Nightwing: Wait what?

Me: Yeah you heard me, over here we love taxidermy.

Nightwing: *sprays un-taxidermy spay over his dead father*

Me: Spray is Batman's thing. Guess you don't want to know what we did to your dead mothers corpse.

Nightwing: You sick ... *falls down and faints*

Me: Well remember that tissue you blew your nose in, it was laced with rohypnol. Lets see what Bruce got his hands on.

#2 Posted by CapFanboy (4520 posts) - - Show Bio

@thespideyguy: DUDE! THIS WAS HILARIOUS!

#3 Posted by TheCannon (17995 posts) - - Show Bio

Surprisingly awesome.

#4 Posted by thespideyguy (2645 posts) - - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

@thespideyguy: DUDE! THIS WAS HILARIOUS!

Thanks.

@TheCannon said:

Surprisingly awesome.

Thanks.

#5 Posted by wildvine (8438 posts) - - Show Bio

Do you see what you have begun?

#6 Posted by CapFanboy (4520 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine said:

Do you see what you have begun?

I do. AND I LOVE IT!

@thespideyguy said:

@CapFanboy said:

@thespideyguy: DUDE! THIS WAS HILARIOUS!

Thanks.

@TheCannon said:

Surprisingly awesome.

Thanks.

He, no problem

#7 Posted by wildvine (8438 posts) - - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

@wildvine said:

Do you see what you have begun?

I do. AND I LOVE IT!

Your a madman! CV can't handle this much insanity!

#8 Posted by CapFanboy (4520 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine said:

@CapFanboy said:

@wildvine said:

Do you see what you have begun?

I do. AND I LOVE IT!

Your a madman! CV can't handle this much insanity!

THEN IT WILL BURN LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!

#9 Posted by wildvine (8438 posts) - - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

THEN IT WILL BURN LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!

Wha? Will bury you.

#10 Posted by CapFanboy (4520 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine said:

@CapFanboy said:

THEN IT WILL BURN LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!

Wha? Will bury you.

NOT IF IT BURNS FIRST!

#11 Posted by thespideyguy (2645 posts) - - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

@wildvine said:

@CapFanboy said:

THEN IT WILL BURN LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!

Wha? Will bury you.

NOT IF IT BURNS FIRST!

*Sprays un-fire spray*

#12 Posted by wildvine (8438 posts) - - Show Bio

@thespideyguy said:

*Sprays un-fire spray*

Uh huh. Sure.

#13 Posted by GR2Blackout (2564 posts) - - Show Bio

Nice job. Comedy is basically eating all the fan-fiction on Comicvine with a side of horror movies. Cool... my first nonsensical metaphor! Now I can check that off of my New Years Resolutions list! But seriously, most horror movies and Comicvine fan-fics have humor in them. I have no idea what eating has to do with it. OH MY GOD, I'M GOING NUTS!

#14 Posted by CapFanboy (4520 posts) - - Show Bio

@thespideyguy said:

@CapFanboy said:

@wildvine said:

@CapFanboy said:

THEN IT WILL BURN LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!

Wha? Will bury you.

NOT IF IT BURNS FIRST!

*Sprays un-fire spray*

*Sprays un-un-fire spray*

@wildvine said:

@thespideyguy said:

*Sprays un-fire spray*

Uh huh. Sure.

Don't mock the un-fire spray!

@GR2Blackout said:

Nice job. Comedy is basically eating all the fan-fiction on Comicvine with a side of horror movies. Cool... my first nonsensical metaphor! Now I can check that off of my New Years Resolutions list! But seriously, most horror movies and Comicvine fan-fics have humor in them. I have no idea what eating has to do with it. OH MY GOD, I'M GOING NUTS!

This is a Gah! spin-off. There is no comedy. Only tears.

#15 Posted by thespideyguy (2645 posts) - - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

@thespideyguy said:

@CapFanboy said:

@wildvine said:

@CapFanboy said:

THEN IT WILL BURN LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!

Wha? Will bury you.

NOT IF IT BURNS FIRST!

*Sprays un-fire spray*

*Sprays un-un-fire spray*

@wildvine said:

@thespideyguy said:

*Sprays un-fire spray*

Uh huh. Sure.

Don't mock the un-fire spray!

@GR2Blackout said:

Nice job. Comedy is basically eating all the fan-fiction on Comicvine with a side of horror movies. Cool... my first nonsensical metaphor! Now I can check that off of my New Years Resolutions list! But seriously, most horror movies and Comicvine fan-fics have humor in them. I have no idea what eating has to do with it. OH MY GOD, I'M GOING NUTS!

This is a Gah! spin-off. There is no comedy. Only tears.

Especially tears over Dick's dead mother's corpse.

#16 Posted by wildvine (8438 posts) - - Show Bio

@CapFanboy

Don't mock the un-fire spray!

Your just mad i beat you to it.

#17 Posted by xxxddd (3572 posts) - - Show Bio

@thespideyguy: I like this, it makes me laugh.

Anything with humor is worth reading. Keep it up:)

#18 Posted by knightofthechronicle (643 posts) - - Show Bio

Dude, this is so out there.

#19 Posted by thespideyguy (2645 posts) - - Show Bio

@knightofthechronicle said:

Dude, this is so out there.

Thanks check out the other one.