GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY: THE ANIMATED SERIES - Micro-Season, Episode 1: "The Rocket Raccoon"
INT. Dark, Dark Cave
We see Rocket Raccoon, several other raccoons, and an elderly raccoon
ELDERLY RACCOON: Because of your bravery in a time of war, you, the Rocket Raccoon, may take the Medal of Victory.
ROCKET RACCOON: Thank you, wise one. I will not let you down.
The wise one gives Rocket Raccoon a medal.
The other raccoons cheer
OTHER RACCOONS: Wooo! Yeah!
ROCKET RACCOON: Thanks, guys! I will travel far to protect the universe, and I will not let anybody down! I will NOT fail!
15 Years Later...
INT. Cosmic Prison
We see Rocket Raccoon sitting in a prison cell with a muscular Skrull
A guard walks by the cell
ROCKET RACCOON: Hey! You! Yeah, you! Ya just gotta get me outta here, mate! I was framed!
GUARD: Why should I spend time talking to some Soon-To-Be-Roadkill?
The guard walks away
ROCKET RACCOON (muttering): Yeah, well, g'day, jerkface...
SKRULL: Heh... roadkill!
ROCKET RACCOON: Rrrg!
INT. Prison Cafeteria
The Skrull comes crashing through the wall with R.R. on his head, rapidly scratching at/punching his forehead
ROCKET RACCOON: And furthermore, you don't even know how to wipe ya own li'l Skrull buns!
Guards run up
GUARD #1: Hey!
GUARD #2: Get that rodent!
ROCKET RACCOON: Rodent? WHO YA CALLIN' RODENT, PUNK?!?!
Rocket Raccoon jumps of the Skrull's head and onto one of the guards' heads, then starts scratching at the guards' eyes
ROCKET RACCOON: Ya frelking meteor-faced Kree-eating scum-bags!
UNIDENTIFIED GUARD: Aaaah! Get this PSYCHO offa' me!!!
Guards run up
GUARD #3: Stop that!
ROCKET RACCOON: Who ya callin' psycho, you Chitairu reject!
GUARD #4: Hey!
Suddenly, a large blast destroys the wall, sucking several cafeteria tables, unidentified guards, and spoons/forks into the dark void of space
ROCKET RACCOON: What in the name of the Planet-eating Gah Lak Tus is happenin' now?!?!?!
Suddenly, Gamora and Adam Warlock fly into the building via the hole in the wall
ADAM WARLOCK: Rocket Raccoon. We'd like you to coome with us.
Rocket Raccoon jumps off of the guard's head
The guard runs away, crying
ROCKET RACCOON: What the in the bloody Negative Zone are YOU supposed to be?
GAMORA: My name is Gamora. This is Adam Warlock. We are here to ask you for help. If you would wish to redeem yourself, come with us.
ROCKET RACCOON: What is this?
ADAM WARLOCK: The galaxy is in trouble. It needs some guardians.
GAMORA: Are you coming... or not?
ROCKET RACCOON: Heck yeah, I'm in!
ADAM WARLOCK: Come.
Rocket Raccoon turns around and looks at the beaten up guards
ROCKET RACCOON: Seeya, Kree-faces!
Rocket Raccoon runs towards the hole in the wall then jumps through the hole and lands on Adam Warlock and Gamora's space-cruiser, then climbs inside with them
"To be continued..." appears at the bottom of the screen, written in small, green letters