#1 Posted by GR2Blackout (2564 posts) - - Show Bio

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY: THE ANIMATED SERIES - Micro-Season, Episode 1: "The Rocket Raccoon"

INT. Dark, Dark Cave

We see Rocket Raccoon, several other raccoons, and an elderly raccoon

ELDERLY RACCOON: Because of your bravery in a time of war, you, the Rocket Raccoon, may take the Medal of Victory.

ROCKET RACCOON: Thank you, wise one. I will not let you down.

The wise one gives Rocket Raccoon a medal.

The other raccoons cheer

OTHER RACCOONS: Wooo! Yeah!

ROCKET RACCOON: Thanks, guys! I will travel far to protect the universe, and I will not let anybody down! I will NOT fail!

15 Years Later...

INT. Cosmic Prison

We see Rocket Raccoon sitting in a prison cell with a muscular Skrull

A guard walks by the cell

ROCKET RACCOON: Hey! You! Yeah, you! Ya just gotta get me outta here, mate! I was framed!

GUARD: Why should I spend time talking to some Soon-To-Be-Roadkill?

The guard walks away

ROCKET RACCOON (muttering): Yeah, well, g'day, jerkface...

SKRULL: Heh... roadkill!

ROCKET RACCOON: Rrrg!

INT. Prison Cafeteria

The Skrull comes crashing through the wall with R.R. on his head, rapidly scratching at/punching his forehead

ROCKET RACCOON: And furthermore, you don't even know how to wipe ya own li'l Skrull buns!

Guards run up

GUARD #1: Hey!

GUARD #2: Get that rodent!

ROCKET RACCOON: Rodent? WHO YA CALLIN' RODENT, PUNK?!?!

Rocket Raccoon jumps of the Skrull's head and onto one of the guards' heads, then starts scratching at the guards' eyes

ROCKET RACCOON: Ya frelking meteor-faced Kree-eating scum-bags!

UNIDENTIFIED GUARD: Aaaah! Get this PSYCHO offa' me!!!

Guards run up

GUARD #3: Stop that!

ROCKET RACCOON: Who ya callin' psycho, you Chitairu reject!

GUARD #4: Hey!

Suddenly, a large blast destroys the wall, sucking several cafeteria tables, unidentified guards, and spoons/forks into the dark void of space

ROCKET RACCOON: What in the name of the Planet-eating Gah Lak Tus is happenin' now?!?!?!

Suddenly, Gamora and Adam Warlock fly into the building via the hole in the wall

ADAM WARLOCK: Rocket Raccoon. We'd like you to coome with us.

Rocket Raccoon jumps off of the guard's head

The guard runs away, crying

ROCKET RACCOON: What the in the bloody Negative Zone are YOU supposed to be?

GAMORA: My name is Gamora. This is Adam Warlock. We are here to ask you for help. If you would wish to redeem yourself, come with us.

ROCKET RACCOON: What is this?

ADAM WARLOCK: The galaxy is in trouble. It needs some guardians.

GAMORA: Are you coming... or not?

ROCKET RACCOON: Heck yeah, I'm in!

ADAM WARLOCK: Come.

Rocket Raccoon turns around and looks at the beaten up guards

ROCKET RACCOON: Seeya, Kree-faces!

Rocket Raccoon runs towards the hole in the wall then jumps through the hole and lands on Adam Warlock and Gamora's space-cruiser, then climbs inside with them

"To be continued..." appears at the bottom of the screen, written in small, green letters

#2 Posted by GR2Blackout (2564 posts) - - Show Bio

Anybody?

#3 Posted by TheCannon (16086 posts) - - Show Bio

No.

#4 Posted by GR2Blackout (2564 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheCannon said:

No.

?

So, if it WASN'T about the GOTG, would you have enjoyed it?

#5 Posted by TheCannon (16086 posts) - - Show Bio

@GR2Blackout said:

@TheCannon said:

No.

?

So, if it WASN'T about the GOTG, would you have enjoyed it?

If it WASN'T (don't know why it was capitalized) about GOTG, it would of been totally different and I couldn't judge until reading it.

#6 Posted by GR2Blackout (2564 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheCannon said:

@GR2Blackout said:

@TheCannon said:

No.

?

So, if it WASN'T about the GOTG, would you have enjoyed it?

If it WASN'T (don't know why it was capitalized) about GOTG, it would of been totally different and I couldn't judge until reading it.

Seriously? Just read the fricking story.

Haven't you heard the phrase "you don't judge a book by it's cover"? You COULD enjoy the story.

#7 Posted by TheCannon (16086 posts) - - Show Bio

@GR2Blackout said:

@TheCannon said:

@GR2Blackout said:

@TheCannon said:

No.

?

So, if it WASN'T about the GOTG, would you have enjoyed it?

If it WASN'T (don't know why it was capitalized) about GOTG, it would of been totally different and I couldn't judge until reading it.

Seriously? Just read the fricking story.

Haven't you heard the phrase "you don't judge a book by it's cover"? You COULD enjoy the story.

I did read it.

#8 Posted by GR2Blackout (2564 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheCannon said:

@GR2Blackout said:

@TheCannon said:

@GR2Blackout said:

@TheCannon said:

No.

?

So, if it WASN'T about the GOTG, would you have enjoyed it?

If it WASN'T (don't know why it was capitalized) about GOTG, it would of been totally different and I couldn't judge until reading it.

Seriously? Just read the fricking story.

Haven't you heard the phrase "you don't judge a book by it's cover"? You COULD enjoy the story.

I did read it.

Did you enjoy it (despite the fact its GOTG)?

#9 Posted by TheCannon (16086 posts) - - Show Bio

@GR2Blackout said:

@TheCannon said:

@GR2Blackout said:

@TheCannon said:

@GR2Blackout said:

@TheCannon said:

No.

?

So, if it WASN'T about the GOTG, would you have enjoyed it?

If it WASN'T (don't know why it was capitalized) about GOTG, it would of been totally different and I couldn't judge until reading it.

Seriously? Just read the fricking story.

Haven't you heard the phrase "you don't judge a book by it's cover"? You COULD enjoy the story.

I did read it.

Did you enjoy it (despite the fact its GOTG)?

It was okay.

#10 Posted by GR2Blackout (2564 posts) - - Show Bio

@BlueLantern1995 said:

For some unknown reason has this irrational hatred of the Guardians of the Galaxy.

I know that already. I knew he'd post a comment on here... and not a positive one.... when I posted this.