Gah!-R (Where R is for reboot)

Welcome to Gah!-R where R is for reboot. Also for R, because that letter is often underrated. Some of you hardcore followers may remember R from such things as "World War R" a movie where the entire world plunged into a rash related darkness or even from the rating R, because some of our viewers have serious problems. No dude. Put the lotion down. You're 43 years old, man. Get a job. Seriously @avenging_x_bolt. Stop. You have a wife.....I think.

*clears throat*

Anyway, today, on our grand re-opening, we invite Daredevil to the studio. Hey, matty.

Hell--

Microphone's just in front of you.

I know.

Well pardon me for helping a blind man. You know, this is why I don't help old ladies across the street, that and because they stink of unholy things. Like , really. You guys don't smell that. Crap, is it me?

I don't think I understa--

Don't answer that. I figur--

WILL YOU LET ME FINISH A SENTENCE?!

I just did padre....Get it? Cause you're Christian and your mother's a nun?

How would that make me a father? It isn't an inherited title.

Maybe in your Church it isn't. In mine it's just one title below "Lord of Europe".

You're certain you're not in a cult?

Psssshhhhhh, why would I be in a--That isn't even a proper---......probably, now that I think about it. I'm probably in a cult.

So....while you ponder your membership in a cult, I'll just let myself out....

Holy cow, am I in a cult? I figure that would explain all of the robes and weird songs we sing.

Yeah....I'm going to go. It's been nice "seeing you".

I just--it seems weird I wouldn't notice that until now.

There's no way I'm in a cult.

I can't b--HEY WAIT! "SEEING YOU"! I GET IT! MATT?! Matt?......

........Matt?

@capfanboy: <sigh> There's something wrong with you. Still, I read it, so...added to my FF Long Box - Authors. :)

Heeheeheeeheeheee! Okay I've calmed down enough to comment now. Gah though! THE BEAUTIFUL RETURN OF GAH! 8D

Have missed this so much, dude. It's so brilliantly silly.

LOL This is insane xD

Don't act like you don't love it

I....brilliant? That's the word you're going with?

You came here expecting anything else?

Yes it is. Problem?

*frightened look*....No?...

Good. Aw and no frightened looks, mister. Just accept that you're awesome, and deal with it ;)

Dem LOLz

Yes Ma'am *salute*

Awwwww spiderbat. You no good lurker.

I did read it. Your stories grow on me with multiple readings. They sort of wear me down, like... <gasp> ...like a cult!

No! He's figured it out! Capture him my minions!

I'm on it master!

Slay him spiderbat! Slay him with fire!

@jonny_anonymous:

<starts to run, screeches to a halt, holds up hand in a stop gesture to Jonny_Anonymous and CapFanboy> You do realize that neither spiders nor bats like fire, right? o.O <runs in place until feet blur, then takes off>

....He's got us there....I guess....

SLAY HIM WITH THINGS THAT AREN'T FIRE

eep.

*fires arrow*

<tumbles head over heels, goes upright, clutching arrow at chest, spins around in seemingly drunken manner, wavers back-and-forth, falls over>

Ugh! You got me!

<hand falls away... but wait! The arrow falls with it! He caught the motherlovin' arrow!>

Impressive, ain't it?

<jumps up, zips down the road, leaving a fiery trail behind him>

ARGH! HOPSCOTCH, YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!

*Uses God powers to smite*

Smiting? Really? You want me to be smitten? Isn't that @bumpyboo's thing? You...you're not...you wouldn't try to replace BumpyBoo, would you?! You cad! ...Also, I don't swing that way.

@cbishop: *gasp* I'm not smitten, I can quit any time I want! >_>

You swing that way if I say you do.

That's what all the smittaholics say, Bumpy!

Oh no sirree. Straight as an arrow, all the way to the marrow.

You have a problem with rhyming. Stop. For your own health.

I beg of you, stop.

Whatever do you mean? I have no problem with it at all, old bean! ;)

....

@capfanboy: In the face? With a vase? I think that is an urge most base!

So we're back here again are we?

Lol. You should do one with Sharpshot. Would be all kinds a crazy.

*leaves*

@cbishop said:

@capfanboy said:

@cbishop said:

@capfanboy: In the face? With a vase? I think that is an urge most base!

*leaves*

*returns with flamethrower*

@capfanboy: Not sure I understand what's going on here. Story seems...odd and the comments below make me despair. I always feel old and decrepit when I read them

@impurestcheese: You don't remember the 100 or so of these before the reboot?

@wildvine: Do you ever have a clue?

@capfanboy:

@wildvine said:

@capfanboy:

Shhhhhhhh, you're secretly glad it's back. You have an excuse to write Wha? again....

@capfanboy:

Maybe when I get through my other writing commitments.

I see how it is, you get a gold badge and now you're too good for Cap.

THIS IS WHY WE'RE AT WAR

Bwahahahahaaa! We've covered this! Spiders and bats... <face falls> uh...you're not a...heh heh...or a...oh dear. <ties blindfold around eyes, lights a cigarette, faints>

No. God's are not afraid of fire. For it cometh from my loins, and unleashes upon all mankind, to provide light and heat.....and death. *fires it up*

@capfanboy: No sorry

@wildvine: Hmm the Horned God you are not

I don't blame you, if you can avoid that, you should

<stirs to consciousnesss while CapFanboy rants about his loins, opens one eye and asks...> Wait...if fire comes from your loins, what did you need a flamethrower for? <gets up, dusts self off> Bah, I'm fireproof anyway. See ya. <leaves thread> [yes, yes, you win]

....Right on?

@wildvine: The Horned God is the Wicca/Pagan manifestation of the Sun and has the powers you described

Wildvine is the horn God now.

That is fact.

@capfanboy: Nope the Horned God is totally male

No, wildvine is the horn god. Subtle but important difference.

@capfanboy: Okay...