GAH! 9!!! Cyclops! Me! The level of d***ery knows no bounds!!!
So...Cyclops. Why are you such an a**?
What? A**? This isn't leading up to another horrible Black Widow joke is it?
It might be...
And I didn't appreciate what you said about Storm either! Ororo and I are just friends!
So...PPV?! On Ororo..or the eye of the hurrican? Get it...eye of the--
I NEARLY BEAT CAPTAIN AMERICA! I'M PART OF THE PHOENIX!! STOP GIVING ME YOUR DAMN BOOTY JOKES AND BE A PROFESSIONAL!
So...Whose booty is better? Emma Frost or Jean Grey?