Yes, I'm bored. So, I've done something!! Cause I'm bored! You don't really need to read this...really. You're just wasting your time. It's terrible and you'll hate me if you carry on.
Oh look guys. It's Bucky. Wait, aren't you dead or something?
But dude. You're like, right there.
No I'm not. Ask Doom, he knows I'm dead too.
But you're sat right there.
See! I told you!
*shoots mirror* No I'm not.
Yes. Yes you are. And you know it.
Damn. Sign this thing which says I'm not alive.
But we're like, on air.
You're talking into a TV remote.