Gah! #66-70 - Fan-Fic

#1 Edited by CapFanboy (4272 posts) - 7 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

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@Avenging-X-Bolt

@wildvine

@The Poet

@Raiiyn

@BumpyBoo

Well, I guess I needed to...

Gah! #66

Oh hi there, who are yo--?

FREE STREAMING! COME LOOK AT US SLAP EACH OTHER'S BUTTS ON THIS FREE WEBSITE THAT TOTALLY WON'T LINK YOU TO CREEPY P**N THAT ONLY @Project_Worm WATCHES BECAUSE HE'S SORT OF A CREEP MONGER THAT STARES AT YOU IN THE PARK WHEN YOU JUST WANT A PLACE TO DRINK YOUR INNOCENT SMOOTHIE WITHOUT EVERYONE STARING AT YOU LIKE A MAD B**TARD BECAUSE IT'S 2.49 WHICH IS APPARENTLY RIDICULOUSLY OVERPRICED FOR A DAMN SHAKEN FRUIT DRINK!!

Wh-Wha--?

DENVER BRONCOS VS LIVERPOOL FC! THEY'RE NOT EVEN THE SAME SPORT BUT I'M ONLY AN AUTOMATED MESSAGE SO WHY WOULD I GIVE A F**K WHETHER THEY ARE OR NOT! I JUST WANT TO WATCH THE WORLD BURN THROUGH MY CAMERA EYES!!!

Bu--

THROUGH MY CAMERA EYES!!

#2 Posted by BumpyBoo (4305 posts) - 7 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

You've gone and raised the bar here, Cap.....priceless :D

#3 Posted by CapFanboy (4272 posts) - 7 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

@BumpyBoo said:

You've gone and raised the bar here, Cap.....priceless :D

Priceless....unless you have 10 million pounds in used notes.

#4 Posted by BumpyBoo (4305 posts) - 7 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:
You've gone and raised the bar here, Cap.....priceless :D
Priceless....unless you have 10 million pounds in used notes.

I don't have that kind of money

<_<

>_>

Honestly......

#5 Posted by CapFanboy (4272 posts) - 7 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:
@BumpyBoo said:
You've gone and raised the bar here, Cap.....priceless :D
Priceless....unless you have 10 million pounds in used notes.
I don't have that kind of money
<_<
>_>
Honestly......

Oh right. Can't sell your unicorn, I killed it. Can't sell the moon, I burned it. Can't sell your spacesuit, I punched holes in it. That's right. Your oxygen just ran out.

#6 Posted by BumpyBoo (4305 posts) - 7 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:
@CapFanboy said:
@BumpyBoo said:
You've gone and raised the bar here, Cap.....priceless :D
Priceless....unless you have 10 million pounds in used notes.
I don't have that kind of money
<_<
>_>
Honestly......
Oh right. Can't sell your unicorn, I killed it. Can't sell the moon, I burned it. Can't sell your spacesuit, I punched holes in it. That's right. Your oxygen just ran out.

ARGH!! **cough** I'll....I'll get....you **cough**....this...isn't....

....sleepy now....

sleepy......

#7 Edited by CapFanboy (4272 posts) - 7 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:
@BumpyBoo said:
@CapFanboy said:
@BumpyBoo said:
You've gone and raised the bar here, Cap.....priceless :D
Priceless....unless you have 10 million pounds in used notes.
I don't have that kind of money
<_<
>_>
Honestly......
Oh right. Can't sell your unicorn, I killed it. Can't sell the moon, I burned it. Can't sell your spacesuit, I punched holes in it. That's right. Your oxygen just ran out.
ARGH!! **cough** I'll....I'll get....you **cough**....this...isn't....
....sleepy now....
sleepy......

Quick my minions, take her body. Put it in my new castle. We'll see if @wildvine comes to rescue her.

#8 Posted by BumpyBoo (4305 posts) - 7 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

@wildvine I....beg you....with my....last breath....don't let Cap....do anything....weird....to my corpse....

#9 Posted by ColFanboy (3 posts) - 7 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

@BumpyBoo: @CapFanboy: I'm in that weird part of Comic Vine again aren't I?

#10 Posted by CapFanboy (4272 posts) - 7 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

@BumpyBoo said:

@wildvine I....beg you....with my....last breath....don't let Cap....do anything....weird....to my corpse....

Minions. The pliers.

@ColFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo: @CapFanboy: I'm in that weird part of Comic Vine again aren't I?

Yes.

#11 Posted by ekrolo (329 posts) - 7 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

@CapFanboy:

My god...... WE ARE ALL DEAD!!!

#12 Posted by Avenging-X-Bolt (9187 posts) - 7 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

Dafuq?

#13 Posted by wildvine (3352 posts) - 7 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

Quick my minions, take her body. Put it in my new castle. We'll see if @wildvine comes to rescue her.

The call has gone out, and the challenge shall be met.

@BumpyBoo said:

@wildvine I....beg you....with my....last breath....don't let Cap....do anything....weird....to my corpse....

Bumpy, i will save you my sister...Or at least avenge you. one or the other.

#14 Posted by BumpyBoo (4305 posts) - 7 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@wildvine: **As a disembodied spirit**

Avenge meeee....woooooo....it's tooo late for me now....

#15 Posted by wildvine (3352 posts) - 7 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@BumpyBoo said:

@wildvine: **As a disembodied spirit**
Avenge meeee....woooooo....it's tooo late for me now....

@CapFanboy I come for you. And my thirst shall not be quenched by diet Mt Dew, for i thirst for revenge!!!

#16 Posted by CapFanboy (4272 posts) - 7 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@Avenging-X-Bolt said:

Dafuq?

It...got out of hand.

@wildvine said:

@BumpyBoo said:
@wildvine: **As a disembodied spirit**
Avenge meeee....woooooo....it's tooo late for me now....
@CapFanboy I come for you. And my thirst shall not be quenched by diet Mt Dew, for i thirst for revenge!!!

That's why we bought regular Mountain Dew...and Coke...no Pepsi though, none of that s**t.

#17 Posted by wildvine (3352 posts) - 7 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@CapFanboy

@wildvine said:
@BumpyBoo said:
@wildvine: **As a disembodied spirit**
Avenge meeee....woooooo....it's tooo late for me now....
@CapFanboy I come for you. And my thirst shall not be quenched by diet Mt Dew, for i thirst for revenge!!!
That's why we bought regular Mountain Dew...and Coke...no Pepsi though, none of that s**t.

My revenge is not so easily distracted.

#18 Posted by CapFanboy (4272 posts) - 7 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@wildvine said:

@CapFanboy
@wildvine said:
@BumpyBoo said:
@wildvine: **As a disembodied spirit**
Avenge meeee....woooooo....it's tooo late for me now....
@CapFanboy I come for you. And my thirst shall not be quenched by diet Mt Dew, for i thirst for revenge!!!
That's why we bought regular Mountain Dew...and Coke...no Pepsi though, none of that s**t.
My revenge is not so easily distracted.

#19 Posted by BumpyBoo (4305 posts) - 7 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

@wildvine said:
@CapFanboy
@wildvine said:
@BumpyBoo said:
@wildvine: **As a disembodied spirit**
Avenge meeee....woooooo....it's tooo late for me now....
@CapFanboy I come for you. And my thirst shall not be quenched by diet Mt Dew, for i thirst for revenge!!!
That's why we bought regular Mountain Dew...and Coke...no Pepsi though, none of that s**t.
My revenge is not so easily distracted.

....woooooo.....hell is colder than I expected....woooo.....

...wildvine....don't forget meeee......

#20 Posted by wildvine (3352 posts) - 7 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:
@wildvine said:
@CapFanboy
@wildvine said:
@BumpyBoo said:
@wildvine: **As a disembodied spirit**
Avenge meeee....woooooo....it's tooo late for me now....
@CapFanboy I come for you. And my thirst shall not be quenched by diet Mt Dew, for i thirst for revenge!!!
That's why we bought regular Mountain Dew...and Coke...no Pepsi though, none of that s**t.
My revenge is not so easily distracted.
....woooooo.....hell is colder than I expected....woooo.....
...wildvine....don't forget meeee......

Don't worry Bumpy, i won't be distracted by...shiny..so shiny....

#21 Posted by BumpyBoo (4305 posts) - 7 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@wildvine said:

@BumpyBoo said:
@CapFanboy said:
@wildvine said:
@CapFanboy
@wildvine said:
@BumpyBoo said:
@wildvine: **As a disembodied spirit**
Avenge meeee....woooooo....it's tooo late for me now....
@CapFanboy I come for you. And my thirst shall not be quenched by diet Mt Dew, for i thirst for revenge!!!
That's why we bought regular Mountain Dew...and Coke...no Pepsi though, none of that s**t.
My revenge is not so easily distracted.
....woooooo.....hell is colder than I expected....woooo.....
...wildvine....don't forget meeee......
Don't worry Bumpy, i won't be distracted by...shiny..so shiny....

dead....so permanently....dead....woooooo.....

#22 Posted by CapFanboy (4272 posts) - 7 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@BumpyBoo: You lost to diamonds. Deal with it.

#23 Posted by BumpyBoo (4305 posts) - 7 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo: You lost to diamonds. Deal with it.

What's that? You want me to haunt and possess you forever?

Done >:)

#24 Posted by wildvine (3352 posts) - 7 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@BumpyBoo What? Huh? oh right, i will avenge you Ghost Bumpy.

@CapFanboy Well played sir, nonetheless, i must avenge my home-girl.

#25 Posted by BumpyBoo (4305 posts) - 7 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@wildvine said:

@BumpyBoo What? Huh? oh right, i will avenge you Ghost Bumpy.
@CapFanboy Well played sir, nonetheless, i must avenge my home-girl.

Can't beat that kind of trans-dimensional friendship :D

#26 Posted by CapFanboy (4272 posts) - 7 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:
@BumpyBoo: You lost to diamonds. Deal with it.
What's that? You want me to haunt and possess you forever?
Done >:)

HER SPIRIT RUNS THROUGH ME! NO! THOSE DIAMONDS ARE FOR BRIBES! FOR BRIBES I SAY--Ooh, I do look pretty.

#27 Posted by BumpyBoo (4305 posts) - 7 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:
@CapFanboy said:
@BumpyBoo: You lost to diamonds. Deal with it.
What's that? You want me to haunt and possess you forever?
Done >:)
HER SPIRIT RUNS THROUGH ME! NO! THOSE DIAMONDS ARE FOR BRIBES! FOR BRIBES I SAY--Ooh, I do look pretty.

**makes Cap dance**

#28 Posted by CapFanboy (4272 posts) - 7 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:
@BumpyBoo said:
@CapFanboy said:
@BumpyBoo: You lost to diamonds. Deal with it.
What's that? You want me to haunt and possess you forever?
Done >:)
HER SPIRIT RUNS THROUGH ME! NO! THOSE DIAMONDS ARE FOR BRIBES! FOR BRIBES I SAY--Ooh, I do look pretty.
**makes Cap dance**

ARIBA!

#29 Posted by BumpyBoo (4305 posts) - 7 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:
@CapFanboy said:
@BumpyBoo said:
@CapFanboy said:
@BumpyBoo: You lost to diamonds. Deal with it.
What's that? You want me to haunt and possess you forever?
Done >:)
HER SPIRIT RUNS THROUGH ME! NO! THOSE DIAMONDS ARE FOR BRIBES! FOR BRIBES I SAY--Ooh, I do look pretty.
**makes Cap dance**
ARIBA!

...wooooo.....put on this hula skirt.....

#30 Posted by CapFanboy (4272 posts) - 7 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@BumpyBoo: *Unicorn breaks me free* AHA!! Ooh...Hula Skirt.

#31 Posted by BumpyBoo (4305 posts) - 7 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo: *Unicorn breaks me free* AHA!! Ooh...Hula Skirt.

wear it and dance....wooo....I will haunt you always....woooo....do it now.....

#32 Posted by CapFanboy (4272 posts) - 7 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:
@BumpyBoo: *Unicorn breaks me free* AHA!! Ooh...Hula Skirt.
wear it and dance....wooo....I will haunt you always....woooo....do it now.....

Haunting is fine. Just wait till later. *Swings shirt above head* There'll be things that haunt you.

#33 Posted by BumpyBoo (4305 posts) - 7 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:
@CapFanboy said:
@BumpyBoo: *Unicorn breaks me free* AHA!! Ooh...Hula Skirt.
wear it and dance....wooo....I will haunt you always....woooo....do it now.....
Haunting is fine. Just wait till later. *Swings shirt above head* There'll be things that haunt you.

That sounds awfully ominous.... O_O

#34 Posted by CapFanboy (4272 posts) - 7 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:
@BumpyBoo said:
@CapFanboy said:
@BumpyBoo: *Unicorn breaks me free* AHA!! Ooh...Hula Skirt.
wear it and dance....wooo....I will haunt you always....woooo....do it now.....
Haunting is fine. Just wait till later. *Swings shirt above head* There'll be things that haunt you.
That sounds awfully ominous.... O_O

That sounds awfully...nominous! (You know...like eat...well what do you expect? You left me with nothing!)

#35 Posted by BumpyBoo (4305 posts) - 7 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:
@CapFanboy said:
@BumpyBoo said:
@CapFanboy said:
@BumpyBoo: *Unicorn breaks me free* AHA!! Ooh...Hula Skirt.
wear it and dance....wooo....I will haunt you always....woooo....do it now.....
Haunting is fine. Just wait till later. *Swings shirt above head* There'll be things that haunt you.
That sounds awfully ominous.... O_O
That sounds awfully...nominous! (You know...like eat...well what do you expect? You left me with nothing!)

Left with nothing? NOW YOU KNOW HOW THAT FEELS!!

#36 Posted by CapFanboy (4272 posts) - 7 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@BumpyBoo said:

Left with nothing? NOW YOU KNOW HOW THAT FEELS!!

I left you that thing that makes those buzzing noises and moves uncontrollably when you push its buttons.

@wildvine you missed the best part.

#37 Posted by BumpyBoo (4305 posts) - 7 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:
Left with nothing? NOW YOU KNOW HOW THAT FEELS!!
I left you that thing that makes those buzzing noises and moves uncontrollably when you push its buttons.
@wildvine you missed the best part.

Until I scrolled down further.....I thought of something entirely different :P

#38 Posted by CapFanboy (4272 posts) - 7 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:
@BumpyBoo said:
Left with nothing? NOW YOU KNOW HOW THAT FEELS!!
I left you that thing that makes those buzzing noises and moves uncontrollably when you push its buttons.
@wildvine you missed the best part.
Until I scrolled down further.....I thought of something entirely different :P

Why I don't know what you mean.

#39 Posted by wildvine (3352 posts) - 7 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@BumpyBoo @CapFanboy

My vengeance will come. It will be swift, it will be vengeful, it will smell like fresh cut spring flowers strewn across a babbling brook with a hint of LEMON!

#40 Posted by BumpyBoo (4305 posts) - 7 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:
@CapFanboy said:
@BumpyBoo said:
Left with nothing? NOW YOU KNOW HOW THAT FEELS!!
I left you that thing that makes those buzzing noises and moves uncontrollably when you push its buttons.
@wildvine you missed the best part.
Until I scrolled down further.....I thought of something entirely different :P
Why I don't know what you mean.

**raises eyebrow, says nothing**

#41 Posted by wildvine (3352 posts) - 7 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@BumpyBoo I'm glad i'm not the only one who thought that...

#42 Posted by BumpyBoo (4305 posts) - 7 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@wildvine said:

@BumpyBoo I'm glad i'm not the only one who thought that...

Deliberate. Certainly :P

#43 Posted by wildvine (3352 posts) - 7 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@BumpyBoo said:

@wildvine said:
@BumpyBoo I'm glad i'm not the only one who thought that...
Deliberate. Certainly :P

He's quite fiendish that way.

#44 Posted by CapFanboy (4272 posts) - 7 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@wildvine said:

@BumpyBoo said:
@wildvine said:
@BumpyBoo I'm glad i'm not the only one who thought that...
Deliberate. Certainly :P
He's quite fiendish that way.

I plead the 897th.

"Any CapFanboy may exercise the right to lean over slyly and whisper "you know" while raising their eyebrow in a creepy uncle/project worm type manner after any sex joke they may have said/posted."

#45 Posted by wildvine (3352 posts) - 7 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

@wildvine said:
@BumpyBoo said:
@wildvine said:
@BumpyBoo I'm glad i'm not the only one who thought that...
Deliberate. Certainly :P
He's quite fiendish that way.
I plead the 897th.
"Any CapFanboy may exercise the right to lean over slyly and whisper "you know" while raising their eyebrow in a creepy uncle/project worm type manner after any sex joke they may have said/posted."

That law does not pertain to double entendre's, of which this is certainly.

#46 Posted by CapFanboy (4272 posts) - 7 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@wildvine said:

@CapFanboy said:
@wildvine said:
@BumpyBoo said:
@wildvine said:
@BumpyBoo I'm glad i'm not the only one who thought that...
Deliberate. Certainly :P
He's quite fiendish that way.
I plead the 897th.
"Any CapFanboy may exercise the right to lean over slyly and whisper "you know" while raising their eyebrow in a creepy uncle/project worm type manner after any sex joke they may have said/posted."
That law does not pertain to double entendre's, of which this is certainly.

CURSES! YOU MAY FOILED MY PLOT THIS TIME! BUT I'LL GET YOU! AND YOUR LITTLE BOO TOO!

#47 Posted by wildvine (3352 posts) - 7 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@CapFanboy Did you just become a Scooby doo villain?

#48 Posted by CapFanboy (4272 posts) - 7 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@wildvine said:

@CapFanboy Did you just become a Scooby doo villain?

Maaaybe.

#49 Posted by wildvine (3352 posts) - 7 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

@wildvine said:
@CapFanboy Did you just become a Scooby doo villain?
Maaaybe.

If i pull your mask off, are you going to be The Poet cleverly disguised as Capfanboy?

#50 Posted by CapFanboy (4272 posts) - 7 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@wildvine said:

@CapFanboy said:
@wildvine said:
@CapFanboy Did you just become a Scooby doo villain?
Maaaybe.
If i pull your mask off, are you going to be The Poet cleverly disguised as Capfanboy?

Sadly, no.