Gah! #62-65

So...time I got back into the swing of things. Bear with me guys and gals as I try to discover the Gah! within me. I apologise if the first few aren't what you expected.

Hey Wade!

Heya Cap! How ya been!

Oh, nice of you to ask abou--

CHARLIE MURPHY! *Punch*

OW! DEADPOOL! WHAT THE FU--

Ah-ah, no swearing!

YOU HIT ME IN THE FOREHEAD!

Wait...isn't everyone doing that?

NO!

Oh...isn't it the early 2000s? Y'know..."I'm Rick James bitc--"

No! It's 2012!

So...No Charlie Murphy?

Goddamnit Wade we talked about this!

...Sorry.

Leave. Leave before I punch you.

But Cap I--

BEFORE I PUNCH YOU.

Good

@CapFanboy: I'm only going to say this ONCE and then I will NEVER say this ever again...

It's nice to have Gah back.

Now, I'm back to complaining about it...

@The Poet said:

@CapFanboy: I'm only going to say this ONCE and then I will NEVER say this ever again...

It's nice to have Gah back.

Now, I'm back to complaining about it...

I'm never going to let up about this. Oh...by the way. I'm saving your doggy for #70 or #100

@thespideyguy said:

Good

Thanks

@CapFanboy: I now regret that statement...

@The Poet said:

@CapFanboy: I now regret that statement...

You should've thought about that before you posted it.

@CapFanboy said:

@The Poet said:

@CapFanboy: I now regret that statement...

You should've thought about that before you posted it.

Well, I could always use my mod powers and changing history itself...

@The Poet: True...

@The Poet:

Oh...by the way. I'm saving your doggy for #70 or #100

One more thing...I lied! Nyehehehehehehe, be happy though, it's mostly Power Girl.

Hey guys! Come see Poet's dog! @Raiiyn@Avenging-X-Bolt@BlackArmor@nickthedevil@BumpyBoo@LadyLigeia@Project_Worm@TRAITOR@primepower53 @anyoneelsewhoreadsGah!

Gah! #63

Hey Power Girl! You know Poet right?!

What err...what am I doing here?

Shush Kara, how you got here is of no importance

Are these cable tie--

I said shush! Now, onto The Poet

Hello. Cap, my great master and overlord who is much a better user than I, yes, that is what I would normally say, without a gun to my head, I said without a gun to my--

Are you trying to signal the police or indeed *gasps of incredulous awesomeness* the readers?!

No, and you know incredulous doesn't mean incredible..

*laughs maniacally* Don't lie, what else would it mean?!

We--..nothing, you're using it perfectly.

See, I'm a geniu--

WHAT AM I DOING HERE! I SWEAR TO GOD MY COUSIN WILL BEAT YOUR AS--

Don't forget Huntress!

What?!

Y'know...curfew, strange men, she might think you've turned.

I. AM. NOT. A. LESBI--

Shh. We can find that out right here. I brought Poet along as insurance in the unlikely event his dog gets shot, I just blame it on him an--

You just told us your master plan. You are terrible at this. You're the worst supervilain eve--

LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

*sighs*...

Now. Can we do what we came here to do?!

Which is what?

WERE YOU NOT LISTENING?

...Listen, I keep saying this every time I'm on this damn show/thread/garbage...I AM NOT A LESBIAN!

Alright, but don't you just love this dog?!

I prefer cats.

OF COURSE YOU DO! AHA! AHA! I WIN! I WIN!

Wait! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!

LIES! LIES!

WILL YOU ALL JUST SHUT UP!

Poet? Mad? At me? Say it ain't so!

*leaves angrily*

I like your watch! If it means anything...

I'M NOT WEARING ONE!

In the picture I mean...

*takes pet with him as he leaves*

N'aww, now what am I meant to do with gun.

I have an idea.

But aren't you playing for the other tea--You're free?!

*BANG*

@CapFanboy: Hilarious as always <3

More Gah! MORE!!! ^_^

I'll save you Cappie!!!!

@CapFanboy: I came to this thread thinking, "who in the world would bump that ---" and then I saw the picture.

oh god...

@Avenging-X-Bolt said:

I'll save you Cappie!!!!

*grabs AXB by the arm and won't let go until the bang of the bullet sounds from where ever Cap is*

*presses button on arm allowing Titan to run through my veins and than picks Poet up and uses him like a weapon*

@Avenging-X-Bolt said:

*presses button on arm allowing Titan to run through my veins and than picks Poet up and uses him like a weapon*

yes, because I am Power Girl's only weakness :P

@BumpyBoo: As you wish!

@Avenging-X-Bolt: This plan involve you sleeping with Power Girl by any chance?...xD

@The Poet: Oh God is right. This time there was no gun to your head. See, you're learning!

@The Poet said:

@Avenging-X-Bolt said:

I'll save you Cappie!!!!

*grabs AXB by the arm and won't let go until the bang of the bullet sounds from where ever Cap is*

No! Let him go!! AHHH!

*BANG*

Gah! #64

Let us commend CapFanboy to the mercy of God.We therefore commit his body to the ground; earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust; in the sure and certain hope of the Resurrection to eternal life.Is there anything anyone would like to say?

As much as I hated that son of a b!tch--

Kara!

He always brought a smile to many a person's face. Had I indeed, not been a led-- wait a minute...this doesn't sound like something I would say.

SURPRISE! HA! YOU WERE ALL SAD! ADMIT IT! ADMIT IT!

I WASN'T SAD!

Aww...so, no consoling?

No X-Bolt, you can go home. Thanks for the help! I mean, it needed to be believable! There's always someone trying to score at a funeral, thanks for acting that part.

Riiight...acting...

Oh X-Bolt.

I should go...I'm gonna go.

EWW!

Kara, he was just looking out for you...and at you...mostly at you...mostly at your cleava--your face...and eyes...and--

Aww,

Too bad you're a...you know...

Cap. I am not a lesbian.

That's cause I'm alive and your body isn't sure what it's feeling and you're just so happy and you never thought you'd ever be able to tell me how much you would like to sleep wit--

Alright I'm a lesbian.

Ha! Knew it! Wait, was that cause--

Yeah.

That was mean.

YOUR WHOLE SHOW IS MEAN!

YOU STARTED IT!

YEAH?!

YEAH!

HOW?!

YOU TOOK AWAY THE BOOBHOLE!

..I thought...I thought we were done with that.

Well we're not.

*cries*

Hey now...don't cry...

*WHAM*

OWW! MY CHIN! YOU SLY SON OF A!

There'll be enough of that.

SUPERMAN!

Yes. Now you will end this assault on my cousin or you wil--

Look! Wonder Woman!

What?

*runs*

HEY! GET BACK HERE!

NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

hilarious

LMAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO<3

These things... they make my day...

Gah<3

Please don't ever stop.

@Raiiyn said:

LMAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO<3

These things... they make my day...

Gah<3

Please don't ever stop.

You'll eat your words one of these days...

@thespideyguy said:

hilarious

Thanks

@CapFanboy: doubtful

And now, we join you with the smooth sounds...of Gah 65.

Gah! #65

HEY! This is Squirrel Girl here with a wonderful message for all you sick scumbags at hom--

Wade. What are you doing with my mic.

Err...

Wade. What are you doing?

It's christmas time and I get lonely an-- and popcorn-- and fires and-- *cries*

Wade. This is a three dollar suit.

You mean three thousand dollar suit.

No. Three. F***ing charity shops.

But...you live in England shouldn't it be in pounds?

I know. F***ing charity shops.

Wait...what am I even doing here? I don't have a healing factor and you seem to get shot a lot on these show-- HEY WEREN'T YOU DEAD!

It's...complicated.

No it isn't. You're dead or you're not. Only a complete ass would make that seem complicated.

*shrugs*

Oh yeah. Wait-- it's coming back to me. You lied to Power Girl so you could-- Oh. Right on bro!

*Goes to bump* Wade. Why do you suddenly have an afro?

Oh...sorry...I just.

You don't even play basketball.

That's racist.

You're racist.

You still haven't gotten over assassins creed have ya?

Not even a little.

You know, it's more fun with a chair made of plastic explosives.

I'm sure it is.

Quick try it!

Hey, what does this button do?

NO THAT'S FOR ME--

*BANG*

@CapFanboy Watch out, i'm coming up on you. Wildvine Reviews: Batman vs Jaws

@wildvine: I just finished reading it! It's HIGH-LARIOUS! Like Asgard high! I might do my own movie spin-offs but stuff like, the good the bad and the ugly being a gah between cap, gobbie and Deadpool.

@CapFanboy said:

@wildvine: I just finished reading it! It's HIGH-LARIOUS! Like Asgard high! I might do my own movie spin-offs but stuff like, the good the bad and the ugly being a gah between cap, gobbie and Deadpool.

That is great, like mystery science theater.

@wildvine: I don't watch it...:(

@CapFanboy said:

@wildvine: I don't watch it...:(

Same concept, more or less.

@wildvine said:

@CapFanboy said:

@wildvine: I don't watch it...:(

Same concept, more or less.

Oh...cool!