#1 Edited by CapFanboy (4520 posts) - - Show Bio

is in italics.

Gah! #56

Listen, if you're reading this. You need to get help. No! For me! Yes, you are still reading these...no they are not getting better. Yes, you are insane. No, the police is for me. Dammit! The Joker is keeping me hostage and I'M HERE ARGUING WITH AN IMAGINARY READER!

Keep it quiet in there! Don't want to have to kill you before the main event!

Who?!

Prime! Help me! He's insane!

YOU'RE INSANE! So...what'll it be?

Yippie Ki-Yay, Motherf****r! *John McClane s**t then goes down, except Prime is no McClane and instead gets shot and sodo--what? We're not allowed to say that? Well damn.*

OH GOD WE'RE ALL DEAD!

*cries in pain*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Joker.

Batman!

Yes. I am Batman!

No!

JOKER REPELLENT SPRAY! *sprays*

I'LL GET YOU BATMAN! AND YOUR LITTLE TALK SHOW HOST TOO!

I may have Batman confused with Scooby Doo...

#2 Posted by primepower53 (5686 posts) - - Show Bio

@CapFanboy: this is going to be one of those fics where I'm killed repeatedly isn't it?

#3 Posted by CapFanboy (4520 posts) - - Show Bio

@primepower53: Better you than me! Just wait till I get to and his womanising, and his failure to womanise, and me calling him spiderbat all the time! Hell, not even mods are safe!

#4 Posted by primepower53 (5686 posts) - - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

@primepower53: Better you than me! Just wait till I get to and his womanising, and his failure to womanise, and me calling him spiderbat all the time! Hell, not even mods are safe!

OH GOD...THIS WILL BE EPIC!

SO WORTH THE WAIT!

#5 Posted by The Poet (8299 posts) - - Show Bio

@CapFanboy: oh, goodness! I'm a little scared...intrigued, but scared...

Moderator
#6 Posted by CapFanboy (4520 posts) - - Show Bio

@The Poet: @primepower53: You both should be shaking with fear right now...

Gah! #57

Ladies and Gentleman, Larfleeze! Hey there!

What is that?

It's a coke...

Mine.

No.

Yes.

No.

What is that?

#7 Posted by primepower53 (5686 posts) - - Show Bio

@CapFanboy: NO! KEEP HIM AWAY! KEEP HIM AWAY!

#8 Posted by CapFanboy (4520 posts) - - Show Bio

@primepower53: Hehe

Gah! #58

We've just about rescued Prime from Larfleeze in the event the studio sue us if he pulled a pulp fiction cop/Marsellus thing...

Yeah, thanks Cappie. *rolls eyes*

Do you want me to call Larfleeze? I have his number.

No! I'll do anything! Please!

Kiss the foot.

Okay!

WHAT THE HELL?!

Oh...hey there Alan Scott.

AND YOU MAKE FUN OF ME FOR BEING GAY!

WHOA NO! This is not what it looks like...

Sure...y'know what. I'm out of here!

DAMMIT PRIME!

Hmm...*goes to google, types in "Scarlett Johansson, A**."

*returns* OH MY GOD PRIME!

*Scrambles for mouse*

#9 Posted by primepower53 (5686 posts) - - Show Bio

@CapFanboy:

This makes zero sense...

#10 Posted by BlackArmor (6134 posts) - - Show Bio

Yay! Gah has returned! bringing with it it's iconic comedic timi-......wait it doesn't have that......well it is bringing it's family friendl-.........um......well it's funny....kinda......in a Robot-Chicken-if-it-wasn't-funny kind of way

........why am I still excited to read these again?

#11 Posted by AweSam (7373 posts) - - Show Bio

@primepower53 said:

@CapFanboy:

This makes zero sense...

You must be new to Gah!

#12 Posted by primepower53 (5686 posts) - - Show Bio

@AweSam said:

@primepower53 said:

@CapFanboy:

This makes zero sense...

You must be new to Gah!

no, it's just that this is worse than usual.

#13 Posted by CapFanboy (4520 posts) - - Show Bio

@BlackArmor: Because they're full of win.

@primepower53: Don't lie.

#14 Posted by primepower53 (5686 posts) - - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

@BlackArmor: Because they're full of win.

@primepower53: Don't lie.

I'LL LIE ALL I WANT!

wait...

#15 Posted by Avenging-X-Bolt (12586 posts) - - Show Bio

I have a warm feeling inside : 3

#16 Posted by CapFanboy (4520 posts) - - Show Bio

@Avenging-X-Bolt said:

I have a warm feeling inside : 3

Stop drinking boiling water...

#17 Posted by CapFanboy (4520 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh hey there I thought we needed a human guest for once

Gah! #59

Hey there Ms. Johansson!

Erm...Hello

*drools*

Prime, you're slobbering.

Hey, weren't you the kid searching for a** shots of me on the internet?

No!

Don't lie...

Why am I here?

Because I missed the booty jokes that said were getting old...

What?

Yeah....you were already on here as Black Widow

*whisper* No. I wasn't. *whisper*

Oh s**t wrong show!

What show was it then?

I'll tell you when you're older...

#18 Posted by primepower53 (5686 posts) - - Show Bio

@CapFanboy: DAMMIT! LET ME KNOW NOW!

I say put on Gah! next

#19 Posted by CapFanboy (4520 posts) - - Show Bio

@primepower53 said:

@CapFanboy: DAMMIT! LET ME KNOW NOW!

I say put on Gah! next

That's just be mean...

#20 Posted by primepower53 (5686 posts) - - Show Bio

@CapFanboy: I know XD

#21 Posted by AweSam (7373 posts) - - Show Bio

Booty jokes were old!

#22 Posted by Project_Worm (3346 posts) - - Show Bio

@primepower53 said:

@CapFanboy: DAMMIT! LET ME KNOW NOW!

I say put on Gah! next

Seconded!!!

#23 Posted by CapFanboy (4520 posts) - - Show Bio

@AweSam said:

Booty jokes were old!

B***h, please.

@Project_Worm said:

@primepower53 said:

@CapFanboy: DAMMIT! LET ME KNOW NOW!

I say put on Gah! next

Seconded!!!

No dammit!

#24 Posted by Project_Worm (3346 posts) - - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

@Project_Worm said:

@primepower53 said:

@CapFanboy: DAMMIT! LET ME KNOW NOW!

I say put on Gah! next

Seconded!!!

No dammit!

SELFISH!! Give the people what I want!!

#25 Posted by CapFanboy (4520 posts) - - Show Bio

@Project_Worm: No!

#26 Posted by Project_Worm (3346 posts) - - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

@Project_Worm: No!

Is that how it's going to be?! Fine! Look forward to my upcoming "Agh!" series staring "Col. FanBoy".

#27 Posted by CapFanboy (4520 posts) - - Show Bio

@Project_Worm said:

@CapFanboy said:

@Project_Worm: No!

Is that how it's going to be?! Fine! Look forward to my upcoming "Agh!" series staring "Col. FanBoy".

You. Wouldn't. Dare.

#28 Posted by Project_Worm (3346 posts) - - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

@Project_Worm said:

@CapFanboy said:

@Project_Worm: No!

Is that how it's going to be?! Fine! Look forward to my upcoming "Agh!" series staring "Col. FanBoy".

You. Wouldn't. Dare.

Wouldn't I? >:D

#29 Posted by CapFanboy (4520 posts) - - Show Bio

@Project_Worm said:

@CapFanboy said:

@Project_Worm said:

@CapFanboy said:

@Project_Worm: No!

Is that how it's going to be?! Fine! Look forward to my upcoming "Agh!" series staring "Col. FanBoy".

You. Wouldn't. Dare.

Wouldn't I? >:D

-.-

#30 Posted by AweSam (7373 posts) - - Show Bio

@Project_Worm said:

@primepower53 said:

@CapFanboy: DAMMIT! LET ME KNOW NOW!

I say put on Gah! next

Seconded!!!

Thirded.

#31 Posted by CapFanboy (4520 posts) - - Show Bio

LET'S SAY GOODBYE TO EVERYBODY YEAH!

Gah! #60

So Prime, since it's your last day, you can be the guest for once.

Erm...

What?

Are we gonna talk about booty?

No.

Oh...Good.

Do you wanna talk about booty?

Do you want to hire a stripper?

No.

Oh...Good.

...Call the police.

Who, me?

No.

#32 Posted by primepower53 (5686 posts) - - Show Bio

@CapFanboy: HOW IS IT GOOD THAT YOU WON'T HIRE A STRIPPER?! XDXDXDXD

#33 Posted by CapFanboy (4520 posts) - - Show Bio

@primepower53: How is it good that you aren't guest host on Gah! anymore?...

#34 Posted by primepower53 (5686 posts) - - Show Bio

@CapFanboy: IT'S NOT!!!

#35 Posted by CapFanboy (4520 posts) - - Show Bio

@primepower53: But it is...

#36 Posted by primepower53 (5686 posts) - - Show Bio

@CapFanboy: WELL IT SHOULDN'T BE!