is in italics.
Listen, if you're reading this. You need to get help. No! For me! Yes, you are still reading these...no they are not getting better. Yes, you are insane. No, the police is for me. Dammit! The Joker is keeping me hostage and I'M HERE ARGUING WITH AN IMAGINARY READER!
Keep it quiet in there! Don't want to have to kill you before the main event!
Prime! Help me! He's insane!
YOU'RE INSANE! So...what'll it be?
Yippie Ki-Yay, Motherf****r! *John McClane s**t then goes down, except Prime is no McClane and instead gets shot and sodo--what? We're not allowed to say that? Well damn.*
OH GOD WE'RE ALL DEAD!
*cries in pain*
Yes. I am Batman!
JOKER REPELLENT SPRAY! *sprays*
I'LL GET YOU BATMAN! AND YOUR LITTLE TALK SHOW HOST TOO!
I may have Batman confused with Scooby Doo...