Gah! 51-55 w/ Special co-host X35 (as written by me!)

Yes, it's those silly things again. Except this time I make fun of viners too!!! (Don't worry, she's okay with it...I think...) So, welcome @X35 as my co-host. Generally, the majority of these 5 issues will have X35 being fabulous and flirting with the male guests and trying to prove herself "sexier" than the female ones...all while I insult these fictional characters. So my first guest, Tim Drake! X35 will be in italics.

Gah! #51

Hiya Tim, welcome to the show again!

Hi err...what is she doing.

*pouts* Timmy...don't I look sexy in this dress...

Err...

I told you he was gay!

You're not gay are you Tim...why don't we get married *'nother pout*

Erm...*gulp*

What's the matter Tim?

I'M GAY! I ADMIT IT!

HAHA! HAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

*Frown....very fabulous frown.*

@CapFanboy: Not a good adaptation of A.F until the VERY END.

Then I liked it.

Tim was awesome.

But @BlackArmor is going to kill you for it.

I totally called it.

Internal struggle...between violence and laughter....curse the internet for not allowing me to strangle people....and or high five them for comedy..........but most likely strangling

@primepower53 said:

@CapFanboy: Not a good adaptation of A.F until the VERY END.

Then I liked it.

Tim was awesome.

But @BlackArmor is going to kill you for it.

Kiss-a**.

@BlackArmor said:

Internal struggle...between violence and laughter....curse the internet for not allowing me to strangle people....and or high five them for comedy..........but most likely strangling

Wait...why are you unhappy?

@CapFanboy said:

@primepower53 said:

@CapFanboy: Not a good adaptation of A.F until the VERY END.

Then I liked it.

Tim was awesome.

But @BlackArmor is going to kill you for it.

Kiss-a**.

I am satisfied with my work

@primepower53: Oh really? You are satisfied with the amount of a** you've kissed. Don't worry Prime, starting 56...it's you.

@CapFanboy said:

@primepower53: Oh really? You are satisfied with the amount of a** you've kissed. Don't worry Prime, starting 56...it's you.

@CapFanboy: I'm a Tim fan, and I've spent more than 5 minutes on fan fiction sites, the things I've saw there were the equivalent of Batman's parents being killed, I now sit in front of my computer in a giant bird suit patrolling the web for gay jokes about Tim and dealing out justice.

seriously my previous comment was meant as a joke, my since of comedy has been terrible recently and people keep taking my jokes seriously and stuff

Oh hey guys!! It's the Enchantress. If I f**k this up, she will kill me *gulp*

Gah! #52

Hey Enchantress

*Swoon. Fabulous swoon.*

Your mortal has fainted.

Hehe.

I do not know what is funny.

Neither does Don Blake.

I assume you are referring to my dalliance in the pages of the mighty Thor.

Yes.

*Wakes up.* Enchantress!*Swoon. Fabulous swoon.*

Well she's out...y'know, I'm starting to think it was a bad idea to include X35. @nickthedevil's sexy glasses would be a better talking point...

Nonsense. This mortal is fabulous.

...Upstaged. On my own f***ing show.

@BlackArmor said:

@CapFanboy: I'm a Tim fan, and I've spent more than 5 minutes on fan fiction sites, the things I've saw there were the equivalent of Batman's parents being killed, I now sit in front of my computer in a giant bird suit patrolling the web for gay jokes about Tim dealing out justice.

seriously my previous comment was meant as a joke, my since of comedy has been terrible recently and people keep taking my jokes seriously and stuff

Oh no, I just didn't get Prime's joke. I didn't know you were a Tim fan xD

MORE GAY JOKES COMING UP!!

@CapFanboy: this I really like!

Fabulous swoon. Nick's sexy glasses.

AWESOMENESS OVERLOAD!

@CapFanboy said:

Oh no, I just didn't get Prime's joke. I didn't know you were a Tim fan xD

MORE GAY JOKES COMING UP!!

Bring it on after what I've read nothing could faze me *flash backs to the horror* "No Tim don't go into Nightwing's room horrible things await you!!!"

good job on Enchantress I did expect mote of you being killed. do Cap Marvel next!

Shabam.

@nickthedevil: Just wait till I move onto your glasses....meh, I'll wait till professor Zoom comes on for that. For now, it's Billy Batson!

Gah! #53

Doesn't it suck that you don't even have your own book and have to bum a few pages in Justice League?

Shut up.

And now you have a pet tiger, and are living with Mary and Freddy and all of them as foster kids.

Shut up!

Come on kid, you can try and be all tough but the truth is that you're just a child.

SHUT UP!!!

Alright, touchy. Looks like you don't like to be called a kid...

Grr...

You're not even Captain Marvel yet...

Whatever.

Naaw, you want a cookie to make you feel bette--Wait, where's X35?

*Kick.*

@CapFanboy: she's still swooning over meeting Amora

@primepower53: Well she kicked me at the end xD

i have no idea what this nonsense is ¬_¬

@X35 said:

i have no idea what this nonsense is ¬_¬

A bad interpretation of you

Ha!

@primepower53 said:

@X35 said:

i have no idea what this nonsense is ¬_¬

A bad interpretation of you

Kiss-a**.

@X35 said:

i have no idea what this nonsense is ¬_¬

It's me attempting to mock you but failing cause you're so fabulous...

@CapFanboy said:

@primepower53 said:

@X35 said:

i have no idea what this nonsense is ¬_¬

A bad interpretation of you

Kiss-a**.

There are worse asses to kiss

@X35:

@X35: I wanna say "true that" but fear being branded a perv...again. So instead I will say --> There are better ones as well.

I'm tagging her from now on. I don't care if she kills me here. Hey @X35!!!!!!!

Gah! #54

Hello there Northstar! It appears you're married!

Was Storm there??

Yes, I did get married, and Storm was there.

Oh, sweet!! So, how was it?

It was good. I'm actually surprised you haven't made any gay jokes ye--

Did Storm read your vows??

Enough with the Storm questions!! Don't you have something better to ask?!

TOO BUSY HATING STORM!!!

Argh!! She's turned into a pure creature of rage!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!

*Swoosh*

Take me with you!!!!

STORM FANBOYS?! WHERE?!!!

WHY DO I HAVE TO GO OUT LIKE THIS?!!

I see you decided to continue this...cool

@The Poet: I did!!! It's getting worse but mocking people is fun!

@CapFanboy: CONTINUE! I WANT MY TURN IN THE SPOTLIGHT!

@CapFanboy: HURRY UP! I WANT MY TIME IN THE SPOTLIGHT!

and I don't think it's that bad. At least not as bad as it usually is.

Hey, Catwoman! @primepower53:

Gah!#55

Hey Selina!

Hello

You look pretty damn hot in that black cat-suit!

Ugh.

What?! What now?!

You have no idea how to compliment a woman without being offensive do you? Also, lose the cigar. It's not sexy at all.

Well @X35: I think it makes me look cool.

Eww.

Hello! Can we get back to me please!

What?! I feel overrun by X chromosomes!!

That's cause you have a vagina.

What now?

Shush. And go up-vote Magik over Psylocke on that thread.

...

I--I just.

Shush. So Selina, how are y--

*STAB*

@CapFanboy: LOL...Take a Point reference...I see what you did there...

Not much making fun of Catwoman. But I like the references made.

MY TURN NOW! MY TIME IN THE SPOTLIGHT!

@primepower53 said:

MY TURN NOW! MY TIME IN THE SPOTLIGHT!

Nope...

*pops up randomly*

@Avenging-X-Bolt said:

*pops up randomly*

MmHmm...whaddaya think of the worst Gah!'s so far?

Interesting...

@nickthedevil said:

Interesting...

I can't decide whether to do you, X-Bolt or Prime next...or maybe Batman

Don't do me. No. I don't roll that way.

Lol, do one with Deadpool and Emma Frost.

@nickthedevil said:

Don't do me. No. I don't roll that way.

You want to be picked, and so you shall be after Prime...also, don't fall asleep.

@Avenging-X-Bolt said:

Lol, do one with Deadpool and Emma Frost.

Yes sir!

@CapFanboy: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!