Oh..hi! By now you should all realise what a useless piece of s*** this whole series is and shouldn't read any more of it. If you still are, I don't know what to say to you, other than I didn't know mental hospitals had internet access.
Today, we have a random interviewee who I will be interviewing based on whether I know them or not! Ooh, popular boards! Storm? Hell yes!!!
Where am I? This isn't Wakanda, or Cyclops' bedroom.
Oh...Marvel are really running out of ideas. You're sort of happy, right?
Erm...I feel uncomfortable now.
I mean, it's not like any of you didn't expect it.
But what about your fans!
Y'know, those fans. *discreetly points to angry mob outside window.*
Oh. Does this mean none of you would watch a PPV based on--
OKAY!!! And that concludes this session about what goes on Utopia behind closed doors.
Oh no, they're not closed at all. In fact, the student rooms are right down the ha--
CUT!!! Oh god....I'm mentally scarred.