#1 Posted by CapFanboy (5366 posts) - - Show Bio

GAH! #27 IS IS RIGHT HERE!!

I AM IRON MAN! IRON IRON IRON IRON MAN!!! Ok...that's not the song. But still.

You're an idiot.

Shut up. You were in Due Date.

Yeah, and even Zach Galifianakis impressed me more than you. I'm a genius. A tech wizard. What am I even doing here?

You're an alcoholic.

Oh.

Also, your best friend had plastic surgery off stage and then betrayed you.

What?

And that sexy russian spy with the great booty rejected your advances.

Oh.

And you spent your time playing with Dwarves. Get a kid to sit on your lap and it could be the brilliant backstory to join and Hal Jordan's little club.

...

And that sexy russian spy with the great booty rejected your advances.

You already said that.

I didn't think that I stressed the great booty part enough.

*Cries*

#2 Posted by primepower53 (5591 posts) - - Show Bio

How did I guess you'd fit Black Widow into this?

#3 Posted by Avenging-X-Bolt (13626 posts) - - Show Bio

...............it's not a club. It's a duo. We make out sometimes too. With chicks. Yup. Partying with Hal Jordan b!tch&$.

#4 Posted by CapFanboy (5366 posts) - - Show Bio

@Avenging-X-Bolt said:

...............it's not a club. It's a duo. We make out sometimes too. With chicks. Yup. Partying with Hal Jordan b!tch&$.

Hahahahahahahahahaha...wait...eww. D'x

@primepower53 said:

How did I guess you'd fit Black Widow into this?

Because it was a safe bet

#5 Edited by BlackArmor (6138 posts) - - Show Bio

......This episode of Gah! was brought to you by alcohol and the support of viewers like you