Gah! #2

Oh....hello again imaginary viewers. Today we have Thor in the studio.

So, Thor. It must be great having a film starring you, other superheroes and Black Widow's behind!

'Tis fine.

Her butt or the film.

Either. Thor does not care for Russian Spy action.

Right, but Natalie Portman's perfect?

Aye. Jane Foster is adequate for an asgardian. Also, she puts out.

*Spits coffee* What?!

Aye. Look, I have recorded motion on this device you mortals love. *Pulls iPhone out*

That's an iPhone Thor....and it's not even a good one.

Silence mortal. Less you face the wrath of my hammer.

Like Jane Foster did?

*Smirks* Aye.

The suspense just killed me.

@AweSam said:

The suspense just killed me.

To be fair, I didn't know if anyone would actually read these. I thought they'd hate me for eventually spamming the fan-fic board. I plan to do shedloads of these since I don't have the effort or the time to write actual fics.

LOL.......this was entertaining.......and weird.

@BlackArmor said:

LOL.......this was entertaining.......and weird.

Hehe, why thank you! Specifically what I was going for!

I enjoyed this more than the first one. Excellent work.

.......you have to do a Hal Jordan one.

@Avenging-X-Bolt said:

.......you have to do a Hal Jordan one.

YES!

Is this spam?

@tomdickharry1984 said:

Is this spam?

I'm sorry?

@tomdickharry1984 said:

Is this spam?

It's amazing, is what it is!

@CapFanboy Lol your soo funny cap

Oh my. I was afraid these would actually be funny and enjoyable.

@Joygirl said:

Oh my. I was afraid these would actually be funny and enjoyable.

They're never funny and enjoyable, they get terrible once you hate 30 though. Really terrible.

This is good... I like it ANOTHER throws his iPhone on the ground destroying it

lol