Gah! #10 - Fan-Fic - Comic Vine

#1 Posted by CapFanboy (4198 posts) - 11 months, 6 days ago - Show Bio

HOLY CRAPOLA GUYS!! ISSUE 10!!! How many of you have survived this terrible trip?! None? I'm all alone? Dammit.

So guys!! It's Superman!!

Hey Supes. You pissed that we interviewed Thor before you?

No. I can't get mad at people for nothing.

Oh come on, are you kinda annoyed that he got Natalie Portman and Scarlet Johannson while you got Kate Bosworth and Amy Adams?

I err....I think we're done here.

Oh come on!! At least tell me what Lois is like! Does she get the "scoop?"

I'm an alien. From another planet. I can't get booty, I might crush it.

Thor doesn't.

THAT'S CAUSE THOR'S A GOLDEN HAIRED PRETTY BOY WHO FLAUNTS HIS HAMMER LIKE IT WAS A HIGH SCHOOL LOCKER ROOM!!!

Whoa dude. You got issues.

#2 Posted by CapFanboy (4198 posts) - 11 months, 6 days ago - Show Bio

This is by far my favourite.

#3 Posted by primepower53 (5655 posts) - 11 months, 6 days ago - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

This is by far my favourite.

there's a reason for that.

#4 Posted by CapFanboy (4198 posts) - 11 months, 6 days ago - Show Bio

@primepower53 said:

@CapFanboy said:
This is by far my favourite.
there's a reason for that.

Pray tell good sir. What is that reason?

#5 Posted by primepower53 (5655 posts) - 11 months, 6 days ago - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

@primepower53 said:
@CapFanboy said:
This is by far my favourite.
there's a reason for that.
Pray tell good sir. What is that reason?

...it's the funniest?

#6 Posted by CapFanboy (4198 posts) - 11 months, 6 days ago - Show Bio

@primepower53 said:

@CapFanboy said:
@primepower53 said:
@CapFanboy said:
This is by far my favourite.
there's a reason for that.
Pray tell good sir. What is that reason?
...it's the funniest?

Cause Thor's a golden haired pretty boy!

#7 Posted by BlackArmor (5895 posts) - 11 months, 4 days ago - Show Bio

hahahahahahahahaha

#8 Posted by thespideyguy (1454 posts) - 7 months, 23 days ago - Show Bio

@CapFanboy: mine too

#9 Posted by Avenging-X-Bolt (8879 posts) - 7 months, 23 days ago - Show Bio

Poor Supes....his greatest gift is holding him back.

#10 Posted by CapFanboy (4198 posts) - 7 months, 22 days ago - Show Bio

@thespideyguy said:

@CapFanboy: mine too

Thanks

@Avenging-X-Bolt said:

Poor Supes....his greatest gift is holding him back.

Ha, you not seen this till now? C'mon X-Bolt you're on the mailing list. Wait...I don't have a mailing list? Huh. I thought they were automatic.

#11 Edited by kfhrfdu_89_76k (1884 posts) - 5 months, 9 hours ago - Show Bio

@CapFanboy:

Supermans name is Superman,`cause he is super (trying to make a point here, don`t laugh at me). Therefore, he can fornicate without killing someone. Because it takes SUPER skill. Right?

Aw, screw it. I know that you wont admit it.

And stop laughing at me!!!!!!!!!!

(A nurse injects me with sedatives.)

"Okay, okay... You can stop now. First of all, you`re a terrible actor. Second, you`re mimicking Capfanboy. I want my cast to consist of original talent. No copycats."

But Mr. Director, I act like this too, sometimes. Besides, I don`t want to seem embarrassing in front of Cap. I want him to think I`m cool.

"Then you have to impress him by being yourself, not him.

...

You`re still acting like him."

I know, I can`t stop it! AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

Besides, I am acting like myself. We simply happen to be surprisingly alike, yet different.

"Shut up."

#12 Posted by CapFanboy (4198 posts) - 4 months, 29 days ago - Show Bio

@kfhrfdu_89_76k said:

@CapFanboy:
Supermans name is Superman,`cause he is super (trying to make a point here, don`t laugh at me). Therefore, he can fornicate without killing someone. Because it takes SUPER skill. Right?
Aw, screw it. I know that you wont admit it.
And stop laughing at me!!!!!!!!!!
(A nurse injects me with sedatives.)
"Okay, okay... You can stop now. First of all, you`re a terrible actor. Second, you`re mimicking Capfanboy. I want my cast to consist of original talent. No copycats."
But Mr. Director, I act like this too, sometimes. Besides, I don`t want to seem embarrassing in front of Cap. I want him to think I`m cool.
"Then you have to impress him by being yourself, not him.
...
You`re still acting like him."
I know, I can`t stop it! AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
Besides, I am acting like myself. We simply happen to be surprisingly alike, yet different.
"Shut up."

That nurse is wrong. Being me is the only way to impress me.

#13 Posted by kfhrfdu_89_76k (1884 posts) - 4 months, 29 days ago - Show Bio

@CapFanboy:

It`s the director of a play, who said that.

#14 Posted by CapFanboy (4198 posts) - 4 months, 29 days ago - Show Bio

@kfhrfdu_89_76k said:

@CapFanboy:
It`s the director of a play, who said that.

The director of the play is wrong. Unless he's Santa.

#15 Posted by kfhrfdu_89_76k (1884 posts) - 4 months, 29 days ago - Show Bio

@CapFanboy:

"HOHOHOHOHO-HOUH Merry Christmas Cap! Here`s your present."

Hands a bottle of booze in a booty bottle, that has a bow on top.

Yes, even Santa likes the running gag...

#16 Posted by CapFanboy (4198 posts) - 4 months, 29 days ago - Show Bio

@kfhrfdu_89_76k said:

@CapFanboy:
"HOHOHOHOHO-HOUH Merry Christmas Cap! Here`s your present."
Hands a bottle of booze in a booty bottle, that has a bow on top.
Yes, even Santa likes the running gag...

Santa just likes gags. You'll see him strolling the bars on christmas eve.

#17 Posted by kfhrfdu_89_76k (1884 posts) - 4 months, 29 days ago - Show Bio

@CapFanboy:

Giving presents to people there. After all, Santa knows, that you shouldn`t drink and drive. Even a sleigh.

Well, maybe after the tour. He`ll drink eggnog, mulled wine and what not.

#18 Posted by CapFanboy (4198 posts) - 4 months, 29 days ago - Show Bio

@kfhrfdu_89_76k said:

@CapFanboy:
Giving presents to people there. After all, Santa knows, that you shouldn`t drink and drive. Even a sleigh.
Well, maybe after the tour. He`ll drink eggnog, mulled wine and what not.

Mulled Wine? Pfft. Santa got problems.

#19 Edited by kfhrfdu_89_76k (1884 posts) - 4 months, 29 days ago - Show Bio

@CapFanboy:

It`s a traditional Christmas beverage, which can also have alcohol in it! You stupid piece of-!!!!!!!!

#20 Posted by CapFanboy (4198 posts) - 4 months, 29 days ago - Show Bio

@kfhrfdu_89_76k said:

@CapFanboy:
It`s a traditional Christmas beverage, which can also have alcohol in it! You stupid piece of-!!!!!!!!

Who drinks mulled wine?! Cowards that's who!

#21 Posted by kfhrfdu_89_76k (1884 posts) - 4 months, 29 days ago - Show Bio

@CapFanboy:

Or those who don`t want to get a "I`m gonna die...if only it could happen faster..."-feeling, after a few hours.