HOLY CRAPOLA GUYS!! ISSUE 10!!! How many of you have survived this terrible trip?! None? I'm all alone? Dammit.
So guys!! It's Superman!!
Hey Supes. You pissed that we interviewed Thor before you?
No. I can't get mad at people for nothing.
Oh come on, are you kinda annoyed that he got Natalie Portman and Scarlet Johannson while you got Kate Bosworth and Amy Adams?
I err....I think we're done here.
Oh come on!! At least tell me what Lois is like! Does she get the "scoop?"
I'm an alien. From another planet. I can't get booty, I might crush it.
THAT'S CAUSE THOR'S A GOLDEN HAIRED PRETTY BOY WHO FLAUNTS HIS HAMMER LIKE IT WAS A HIGH SCHOOL LOCKER ROOM!!!
Whoa dude. You got issues.