Friendly Advice From Friday!
Ho, ho.... whoa.... we haven't gotten any letters?
Who do we give advice to?
Uh.... the Gangnam Style dude?
NO FRIDAY! HE DIDN'T SEND US A LETTER!
Well, let's give him advice anyway. YO, PSY! LEARN TO SPEAK ENGLISH!
Let me try! Let me try! Uh... HEY, SPONGEBOB! LEARN TO SPEAK ENGLISH! Heh, heh, heh...
Okaaay..... HEY, ALL YOU TRILOBITES OVER AT DISNEY! GO BUY A COMPANY! Ha ha ha ha!
Heh! I wanna go again! HEY! Um.... BATMAN! GO SPEAK A ENGLISH COMPANY! Heh.... wait a second....
Hey, Warner Brothers! Wise up and make a Gremlins 3 already!
Yeah! And, um... DISNEY PSY BROTHERS! WISE UP AND LEARN TO BUY A ENGLISH GREMLINS COMPANY ALREADY! HA!
Well, Merry Xmas!
Yeah, Mary X-Men!
And send us some letters and questions, ya Trilobites, so me and Homer won't have to yell at foreign Youtube stars and rich companies!
Yeah! Send us foreign me and Homer stars Youtube and rich yell at won't have to.... uh....
A Christmas Carol
"Come on, Santa Hamster!" said Rudolph. "It'll be fun to go Christmas caroling!"
"Squeak..." replied S.H.
"What, it's not like you can't.... sing...." Rudolph suddenly noticed his good friend couldn't speak.
"Squeak!" said S.H.
"Okay, okay, you told me so......" said Rudolph.
"Squeak squeak squeak!" yelled Santa Hamster.
"Hmmm...." said Rudolph. "Try repeating this: Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle all the way!"
"Squeak-squeak squeak, Squeak-squeak squeak, Squeak-squeak squeaky squeak!" repeated Santa Hamster.
"You got the rythym and junk.... that's close enough!" said Rudolph.
So that night, Rudolph and Santa Hamster caroled their little holly jolly merry hairy hearts out all the way from Santa's Workshop to Jim's Gym/Pub/Storage Place.
They sang "Squeak-squeak Squeak-squeak Squeak Squeak-squeak Squeak", "Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak-squeak", and even the infamous "Squeaky-squeak Squeak"...
Oh, that "Squeaky-squeak Squeak".... so many swears for a Christmas song!
Merry Christmas, from the Santa Hamster cast of major and recurring characters to... uh... your cast of major and recurring characters... I guess...
Friday's New Xmas Carol
Yo, yo, yo! Friday here, ya Fri-Faces! Here's s brand new Christmas carol to bug yer trilobite-4-brain neighbors out of town with!
Wreck the halls
With lots of violence
'Tis the season
To drink egg nog
Homer is the target
So shoot him
SANTA HAMSTER PRESENTS: The Naughty/Nice List For 2012 Leaked Online!
- Jack Frost
- The Helli-Cats
- Sunny The Elf
- Blitzen The Fallen Reindeer
- Pinky & The Outkasts
- Homer's Step-Sons
- Santa Hamster
- Jim The Elf
- Melty The Slushman
- Scorpion Woman