Hey there, kids! It's your Uncle Friday! Although I'm not really yer Uncle. I might know your Dads.
Either way, aren't you confused by this mindless babble in the news?
I sure am!
Spam it, I definitely am!
So, when people don't pay their rent or have overdue library books, it puts the landlords and librarians in the category of people being pushed to the top of the metaphor cliff.
And the word fiscal comes from the spanish words "fish", which means, well, fish, and "Cal". I don't know who Cal is, though.
Either way, the higher up the metaphor cliff they go, the closer they are to being metaphorically pushed off of it. Then they'll be sleepin' with the metaphor fishes!
And... I don't know where Cal fits in to all of it, but.... um...
WATCH THE NEWS, KIDS!