Freaks Episode 5: Infiltration

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Somewhere in Canada.... HYDRA base. 
 
SHIELD agent 1: Danny! Danny! Can you hear me? 
 
Danny: Yes, I can hear you. Loud and clear. You don't have to shout. My ears are beating like drums.
 
SHIELD agent 2: What went wrong? What happened? Where are you? 
 
Danny: I'm outside the HYDRA base. Pick me up. I have to make a report to Nick Fury about the situation. 
 
SHIELD agent 1: ok, we're sending you a copter. They're heading your way. Go to the nearby mountains for extraction point. 
 
Danny: Copy that. Oh my days. What a mission. Just got ruined by some bad smell. 
 
SHIELD agent 2: What's that? 
 
Danny: Never mind. Nick Fury wouldn't be happy about this. Including Queen Elizabeth II. 
 
15 minutes later 
 
Danny: Oh man, it's freezing here. Sometimes, I wish that I had never left London or caused some dirty old prank for that matter. Oh what a day. 
 
SHIELD agent 1: Danny? Is everything ok? 
 
Danny: Oh my days. I just forgot to turn this microphone off. Ugh. What is wrong with me? 
 
SHIELD agent 2: Dude, just chill. We just ignored what you.... said. 
 
Danny: You're telling me to chill? It's freezing here. I need some good old heat. Once I find that punk who smells so bad that I can't even get out this freezing rock. 
 
5 minutes later 
 
Helicopter pilot: Ok, Danny. We're ready to pick you up 
 
Danny: Wait till Nick Fury hear about this. I'm so worried. 
 
40 minutes later.... SHIELD Helicarrier 
 
Danny: Ugh man. What a day? 
 
Agent Carol Danvers: Is everything ok, Danny? 
 
Danny: I'm fine. Thank you, Miss Carol. I was like freezing to death. You know, I think NIck wouldn't like what I'm about to say. 
 
Carol: Don't worry about it. I'm sure Nick can handle things whatever you say. Besides, you're our valuable asset for top-secret missions. 
 
Danny: yeah, I get that a lot. 
 
BZZZZZZZ! 
 
Nick Fury: Danny, I just arrived from a conference meeting with Tony Stark. Come and see me. 
 
Danny: ok  
 
Carol: See ya, Danny. Have fun. 
 
Danny: yeah, Miss Carol. Sure.
 
3 minutes later 
 
Nick: Ah! Have a seat. I would like you to meet...... 
 
Danny: OHHH! That smell again. I can't stand it. 
 
Nick: Danny, will you listen to me for a sec? I know he smells bad here. 
 
Danny: What? He? Who is he? 
 
James: Hola, I'm James Gonzalez. Nice to meet you. 
 
Danny: Let me tell you something.....James. Princess Diana wouldn't even touch you even if you...... 
 
James: Who's Princess Diana? 
 
Danny: What? You don't even know who Princess Diana is? 
 
James: Hmmmm. No. Not a clue. 
 
Danny: Ugh! 
 
Nick: That's enough. 
 
Danny: ok, sir. What's the big idea? Why is he here? Plus, he ruined my mission. 
 
Nick: Your mission? 
 
Danny: Well, yes. You sent me, didn't you? 
 
Nick: I didn't just sent only you, Danny. I also sent James for backup. 
 
Danny: You sent this skunk for backup? Without even telling me? Oh my days. What am I hearing? 
 
Nick: Watch your words. James is a good asset to our mission. 
 
Danny: You're kidding me, sir. What can James do? He only smells bad to....... 
 
Nick: Look, what I'm telling you is. Ok, he does smell bad. But it's top secret. His smell is vital to our mission.  
 
Danny: What is so top secret about it? Why can't you tell me? I'm working for you. 
 
Nick: Yes, I know. But there is a chance you might be captured, tortured and even spill secrets about him. Including the mission. 
 
Danny: Sir, If I may.... I know that I may be captured or anything. But what's the difference? Even though the HYDRA agents capture me, they would still think that I'm lying and still not know what's going with that skunk here. 
 
Nick: Danny, they might have truth serum.  
 
Danny: ok ok, fine. So what am I supposed to do? 
 
Nick: I want you to work with James and do something about that radioactive weapon that HYDRA is holding. 
 
James: Yes, my friend. It's very dangerous. 
 
Danny: Hey, I'm not your friend. Nick... I mean sir. Would you at least reconsider this mission? I would prefer to work alone rather than hanging out with a skunk. 
 
Nick: Danny, how many times have I told you? You need to keep your English attitude in check. You are working with James. I'm calling the shots here. Got it? 
 
Danny: ok, sir. I'll work with him. But I need a mask to cover the smell. 
 
Nick: You won't be needing a mask. You'll be given a patch that prevents bad odor. 
 
Danny: A patch? 
 
Nick: Yes, you're not the only one who will be having a patch. Everyone here in SHIELD already has one. Including me. 
 
Danny: What? Oh boy. 
 
James: C'mon, my friend. Let's go and have some rest, Yes?  
 
Danny: I need a break. Sir, about the report.....
 
Nick: I already know, Danny. You may go.
 
The next day...... 
 
James: Good morning, Danny. Ah such a nice day, isn't it my friend? 
 
Danny: James, I'm not your friend, ok. You have to understand that. Where I come from. We don't make friends.  
 
James: Is that true? You're from London? Aren't you? 
 
Danny: Yes, I am. Couldn't you recognize my English accent? 
 
James: My friend, I just want to make sure. There are some languages that are quite similar as yours. I think there is one. Yes. 
 
Danny: Which language is similar? 
 
James: Well, Australian. yeah. 
 
Danny: So you thought I was an Australian? 
 
James: No, my friend. I thought you would be.....Hmmmm. I dunno. It confuses me. I was just wondering. 
 
Danny: Look, my.....friend. Australian and British accent are quite different. It's the way they speak. In India, they can speak several languages which some of them are quite similar. 
 
James: So you say...Hmmmm. That's interesting. Have you been to India, my friend?
 
Danny: Yes, I was on a top-secret mission.  
 
James: I see. What was it about? 
 
Danny: Why do you want to know? If you tell yours, I'll tell mine. ok. 
 
James: Sorry, my friend. I can't tell it to you. It's very, very dangerous.  
 
Danny: ok, I get your point. 
 
James: So? 
 
Danny: So what?  
 
James: Wouldn't you tell me what the mission is? 
 
Danny: Sorry, it's top secret. Like you said. It's very, very dangerous. 
 
James: HA! HA!, you're funny, my friend. I like you. 
 
Danny: I'm not a comedian you know. 
 
James: HA HA HA! you make me laugh, man. By the way, when do I get to meet Princess Diana that you mentioned about? 
 
Danny: She died. 
 
James: She's dead. Oh no no! That is no good. How did she die? 
 
Danny: Car accident. When I heard about that, it's like a big giant rock that fell from the sky. 
 
James: I see what you mean. Hmmmm. Was she beautiful? 
 
Danny: Yes, she was. 
 
James: You had a crush on her? 
 
Danny: Well....you could say that. I tried to meet her once. But I never got the chance. I was young at that time. 
 
James: Hmmmm, I see. Too bad, she died. 
 
Danny: yeah, tell me about it. 
 
BZZZZZZZZ! 
 
Nick: Danny, James. Come and see me. Quick. 
 
Danny: I wonder what is it about? 
 
James: Who knows. my friend. We'll just have to see. 
 
5 minutes later 
 
Nick: ok. I got the design look of the weapon that Tony had given me. 
 
Danny: Sir, Tony Stark gave you this design? 
 
Nick: Yes, he examined it. The design of the weapon is so advanced that we couldn't even destroy it by any other means. 
 
Danny: What? 
 
Nick: Tony has revealed that this weapon is made from some kind of metallic alloy even a bomb couldn't destroy it. 
 
Danny: Your'e kidding me? 
 
Nick: I'm serious.  
 
Danny: Then what can destroy this weapon? 
 
Nick: Magic. 
 
Danny: Magic? What? 
 
Nick: I know it sounds ridiculous to you. But it might work. 
 
Danny: ok? So what kind of magic can destroy this thing? 
 
Nick: Mijolnir. 
 
Danny: Say that again? Mijolnir? You mean the magic hammer of Thor. 
 
Nick: Yes, That's right. 
 
James: What's Mi...jol...nir? 
 
Danny: Its a magic hammer used by Thor. You know hammer? Hammering the nails to a broken door. 
 
James: Oh, I get it. I see. Who is Thor? 
 
Danny: James, you need be out in the open fields. No wonder you smell so bad. 
 
Nick: Anyways, we need Thor in this mission. 
 
Danny: What role do we play here? 
 
Nick: You and James need to assist Thor through the hidden HYDRA base. The weapon must have been moved to a different location by now. Since you caused the alarm. 
 
Danny: Sir, don't blame me. Blame this skunk here. 
 
Nick: Anwyays, Thor is coming right now. I already contacted him about the mission. Do your best. 
 
Danny: ok sir, I will. 
 
James: My friend, it looks like this is going to be a lonnnng ride. 
 
Danny: Oh boy, tell me about it. 
 
Meanwhile somewhere in the mountains of Canada.  
 
Viper: Ah, there you are. You have been hidden in this cave for that long? 
 
Loki: Ah my lady. Why yes, I was here for a long time. My father banished me and now I cannot enter Asgard anymore. 
 
Viper: Loki, I don't care what happened to you. We have a problem. 
 
Loki: Oh why yes, my lady or shall I say Madame Hydra. 
 
Viper: You can call me whatever you want. I want you to do something for me. 
 
Loki: Oh, I would love to do anything for a pretty woman like you. Besides, I don't think you trust me. 
 
Viper: That's because you're the God of Lies and Mischief.  
 
Loki: You're right about it. Nobody trusts the God of Lies and Mischief. What do you want me to do, my lady? 
 
Viper: I want you to use some kind of magic to protect our nuclear weapon. It's highly radioactive. It cannot be destroyed by any technological means. We made several advancements to this weapon so that no one can destroy it. 
 
Loki: If this weapon you say it cannot be destroyed. Why I must assist you? 
 
Viper: We have another problem in our situation. It's your brother, Thor. He plans to destroy our weapon.
 
Loki: HALF-BROTHER! DON'T YOU DARE CALL HIS NAME IN FRONT OF MY DOMAIN! 
 
Viper: I see. You must have hated him that much. 
 
Loki: My lady, allow me to assist you in your beautiful work in which you have done. I will guarantee it to see that no one interferes with your precious weapon. 
 
Viper; ok, I'm counting on you. And one more thing.....
 
Loki: Yes, what is it my dear? 
 
Viper: I believe there are two SHIELD agents assisting Thor to destroy the weapon. 
 
Loki: Don't worry, my lady. I'll take good care of them.  
 
To be continued in Freaks Episode 6: The Mission.

Interesting... 

And out of left field comes the Asgardians! Anything involving Loki and HYDRA is bound to be good. I can't wait to see what happens next, I do love Thor.  
 
My big criticism is that everyone talks too freely, like they're all too buddy-buddy. I feel like instead of miss Carol, she should be called Miss Danvers, and instead of Nick, he should be called 'Fury'. But that's just my opinion. 

Cool stuff.

Thanks!

Bump.