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Somewhere in Canada.....
Danny: Hey! This is Code White. I've just entered the HYDRA base. I'm going down to the control room and take the weapon.
SHIELD agent 1: ok, Code White. We copy that.
Danny: It's wonderful to have an adventure like this. I'm like one of that movie spies, James Bond.
SHIELD agent 2: yeah, sure you are. Just do the job.
Danny: THOO TH-THOO TH-THOO- TH-THOO TE NA TENAAA TH- TENAA........
SHIELD agent 1: Uh, Danny. What are you singing?
Danny: Hey, It's my favorite James Bond theme. Besides, Princess Diana would love the way I sing.
SHIELD agent 1: Is he for real?
SHIELD agent 2: I don't know man.
SHIELD agent 1: Danny, if Nick Fury was here.....
Danny: yeah, I know. Nick this, Nick that. C'mon give me a break. I'm all the way from London and this is what I get. Do not worry. No one can see me.
CREAK!
Danny: ok, I slid open the cage. I'm going in. Copy that.
SHIELD agent 2: ok copy.
Danny: Ah there it is. The weapon of mass destruction.
SHIELD agent 1: Danny, be careful. That weapon could be radioactive.
Danny: That's what I was thinking. Do not worry. I'll be careful.
ZIPPPPPPP!
Danny: This rope is a little bit tight. Don't you Americans find this uneasy?
SHIELD agent 1: Danny, just do the job.
Danny: ok, here I go. Now all I have to do is....... OH MAN! WHAT IS THAT SMELL?
Computer: ALERT! ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT!
Danny: oh my days.
SHIELD agent 1: Danny, what's going on?
Danny: I'm going up. Copy that. I'm going up. I'm......
WHOOOOT! WHOOOOOOT! WHOOOOOOOOOOOT!
Danny: I'm....going....up. I'm going......
Greg: Yo Danny! Wake up. Danny.
Danny: Huh. Oh, I must be dreaming. I think.
Qwan: Geez Danny. We're at the train station. For goodness sake, what were you saying? You're going up? To where?
Danny: Ummm, somewhere I think.
Qwan: Look, stop daydreaming. We have a train to catch. C'mon.
5 minutes later.....
Qwan: Ah yes. this is the spot we want.
Henry: Umm, Qwan. Are you sure? I mean......
Qwan: What? Is there anything wrong with these empty spot here?
Henry: Well no. I.....
Qwan: Look, we found the spot ok. Besides we have Hide here to cover our backs. Isn't that right, Hide?
Hide: yes.
Sharon: I don't know about this. I mean there are no seats though. It's ok I guess.
Christy: yeah no seats. What's the big idea, Qwan?
Qwan: Look, we took this spot so that we can easily hide from the other passengers on this train. If there were seats here, we would been crowded by these passengers without even noticing us. Get it?
Christy: Hmmm. ok. I never thought of that. ok, sure.
Greg: Yo man. This is so uncomfortable. I just wished I got another seat.
Qwan: Greg, we don't even have tickets. The ticketmaster will check to see if we have one.
Greg: Oh man. We can just buy tickets. You know. It's not that expensive.
Qwan: Do we have the money?
Greg: No man. We don't.
Qwan: Then shut up.
Danny: So Qwan, where we headed to?
Sharon: Canada.
Qwan: For crying out loud Sharon, will you at least just shut up?
Sharon: ok, Geez. I will. You don't have to be grumpy you know.
Danny: Hmmmm. Canada. eh? Interesting.
WHOOOT! WHOOOOOT! WHOOOOOOOOOT!
DING! DING! DING!
Ticketmaster: ALL ABOARD!
Henry: YeeHaw! There she goes. We're heading off to Canada. Whooo! Hoooo!
Qwan: Oh man, I need a break.
Meanwhile in Dr. Frank's lab......
Dr. Frank: How are you feeling? Ryan?
Ryan: Uh? Oh yeah. I'm feeling fine.
Dr. Frank: You were thinking of something. What is it?
Ryan: Oh no, doc. It's not a big deal. Never mind about it.
Dr. Frank: Well, I'm your doctor. I want to know what happened. Besides you had a little bit of blood bleeding from your ears.
Ryan: yeah, it's that punk Screamer.
Dr. Frank: You mean Qwan.
Ryan: Yes, I know.
Dr. Frank: You rest in the bed for a while. ok.
Ryan: ok.
Director Stash: How's he, Frank?
Dr. Frank: He's fine. He just got hit by Qwan pretty badly though.
Director Stash: yes, I know. How's the formula coming along?
Dr. Frank: I'm afraid to say that it's still not working.
Director Stash: Frank, I'm telling you this again. If you don't come up with something good in time. I'll make sure you will get out of your position. You got me?
Dr. Frank: Sure, sir. Anything you say.
Director Stash: I mean it, Frank. You got next week. Just one week. That's it.
Dr. Frank: Yes sir.
Meanwhile in the train.......
Henry: Whoah! Look at that view. Big mountains, eh. Eh Bro?
Qwan: yeah yeah. It's good.
Henry: What's wrong, Bro?
Qwan: No, it's nothing. That's all.
WHOOOOOOT!
Sharon: Eh? we stopped?
Danny: It looks like we did.
Greg: Yo man. I'm hungry.
Qwan: Just chill. Remember we can't get out of this spot. Otherwise, one of us can be found. No moving.
Greg: C'mon, Qwan. I haven't eaten in days.
Christy: yeah, me too.
Qwan: Look, we'll get something to eat. Ok. Relax.
Henry: Oh man, what is that smell?
Qwan: What the heck? OHH! What is it? It reeks, for goodness sake.
Greg: Yo! it smells like a soccer player who just finished the big game.
Sharon: Or worse that is.
Christy: Look guys. Hide is fading. He can't stand the smell. At this rate.....
Qwan: I know what you mean. We got to do something.
Danny: That smell. Where have I smelled it before?
CREAK!
James Gonzalez: Ho...La? (Hello?)
Danny: YOU!
James: WHAT? Wait a minute. Do I know you?
Danny: Yes, you piece of garbage.
James: I....got to go. Nice to see you everyone. Byeee.
Danny: HEY! COME BACK HERE!
Qwan: Danny, what the heck you're doing? Don't go. Crap! (whisper)
Henry: oh-oh.
Danny: Come over here, you.
Lady: AH! My dress. You spilled the coffee on my dress. Oh my, something stinks here.
Danny: Sorry, my lady.
Ticketmaster: Hey! What is the meaning of this?
Danny: Hey! Let me go. That Spanish guy. He....He.....
Ticketmaster: Where is your ticket, mister?
Danny: He stole my ticket. That Spanish guy stole it. LET ME GO!
Ticketmaster: Calm down, young man.
Danny: Oh my days. I don't have time for this.
KICK!
Ticketmaster: AHHH! MY LEG!
Danny: Huff! Huff! Stop right there, James.
James: Sorry, man. I'm going right up.
Danny: Oh my days. You're going up the train? I'm not finished with you skunk.
James: Ah, what a nice day! Isn't it, Danny?
Danny: You ruined my mission, you fool. The most important mission of all.
James; Sorry, Danny. I can't helped it. I couldn't control my power.
Danny: What? What do you mean? It looks like you haven't taken shower in days.
James: Of course I take shower and put soap all over my body. I do that everyday. It's just that I was able to produce bad odor. Including good ones.
Danny: What? Are you serious?
James: Yes, Danny. I'm serious.
To be continued in Freaks Episode 5: Infiltration.
Freaks Episode 4: The Journey
JAMES BOND. . . From Canada, With Love.
Thanks, I'll try to give details of the characters and surroundings since this is an episodic series. If you want to know more about the characters, you can check the Freaks-Introduction post where I'm still updating the character bios and their history.
That poor Ticketmaster. :P
@InnerVenom123: yeah, I know. :P
Bump.
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