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Ryan: Hello?
Claire Anderson: Hi Ryan. How are you?
Ryan: Oh Claire. Hi. How are you doing?
Claire: Oh, I'm fine. What about you? What you have been up to these days?
Ryan: Well, I was working.
Claire: I see. Are you working today?
Ryan: Well no. I have a day off.
Claire: Good. How about I come over to your place?
Ryan: Well...sure. You can come.
Claire: ok, See you. Bye.
Claire was used to be my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. Ever since she found out that I was a mutant, we broke up. She hated mutants. How she found out? I guess you would say it's a long story. To be honest, Claire's parents were killed by a mutant at young age. She grew up to hate mutants including me. Now she found that I'm a human, she's getting back to me and wants to restart our relationship. I hope it works out for her. I'm not really sure if it will work for me.
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Ryan: Hello?
Director Stash: Ryan, come to my office at once.
Ryan: ok, what's the problem?
Director Stash: Dr. Frank has good news for us. You better come quick.
Ryan: ok sir. I'll come there at once.
Crap! Now I have to call Claire to come over to my place next time.
Meanwhile in the desert.........
BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
Qwan: Crap. You're not getting me, you fool.
Deadpool: I'm not a fool but I'm Deadpool.
Qwan: Shut up! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Deadpool: Ahhhhhhh! My eaaaaaars. You better not mess with me.
Henry: Bro! Look out!
BANG! BANG!
Greg: Yo man, I'll blow you up with my old schools.
SZZZZZT SZZZZZT
Deadpool: Ooooooh shiny.
Greg: 3.....2.....1.....You're done.
BOOM! BOOM!
Deadpool: AHHHHHHHHHH! MY EYES!
Sharon: Greg, you'll have to use more energy bursts than that. He's still not dead.
Deadpool: She's right, Yo!
Greg: Don't ever use my lines, man. I'll smoke you out.
Deadpool: Smoke? Do you smoke? Mommy used to say that you shouldn't smoke. It'll kill your lungs.
Qwan: SHUT UP! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Deadpool: Ugh!
THUD!
Qwan: YES! I got him down.
Sharon: Qwan, he's got a healing factor.
Danny: Healing factor? Logan has healing factor too.
Deadpool: Logan? You mean Wolverine? YEAAAAAH! Where is he? I missed him. I used to play with him, you know.
Christy: Is he for real?
Qwan: Christy! Use your ability to turn something into a weapon. FAST!
Sharon: Guys, we have to think of something to stop him.
Qwan: Sharon, don't just stand there. Scan for his weakness.
Sharon: I'm trying. He's moving quite fast. I can't get hold of him.
Deadpool: SPIDERMAN! SPIDERMAN! radioActive SPIDERMAN!.............
BOOM! BOOM! BOOOOM!
Deadpool: Yo man, watch for those shiny things you got there.
Greg: Shut up! You annoying......
Henry: Qwan!
Deadpool: Hey Qwan.
Qwan: What the....
KICK!
Qwan: Ahhh!
Henry: QWAN! I'll get you for this.
Sharon: Henry, use one of your voices to distract him. We need Hide to cover us.
Henry: I need to help Qwan. He's in trouble.
Sharon: HENRY! BEHIND YOU!
Henry: WHAT!
Deadpool: Hellooo? Hee! Hee!
KICK! CRACK!
Henry: Ahhhh.
Deadpool: YEAH! I love playing games.
Christy: Hey! Deadpool. Take this.
Deadpool: Huh? What is that?
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Deadpool: Ahhhh. Oh my hand! Hey, is that some kind of a laser weapon?
Christy: Yes. I just turned this long stick into a weapon.
Greg: Good going, Christy. Way to go.
Deadpool: AWWWWW man. My hand is gone. Look what you just did. BOO-HOO-HOOO! WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Qwan: Shut....up. Shut up. SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
Deadpool: Ahhhhh. It sounds like an opera house here. Oh boy.
KICK! CRACK!
Deadpool: HEY! Who goes there?
Danny: I'm here, you wacko.
CRACK! KICK! KICK!
Deadpool: Ugh!
Qwan: Yes. Danny keep doing it. Henry, are you ok?
Henry: Yeah, I'm fine.
Deadpool: Hey bub. I smell ya.
Danny: Huh?
KICK!
Danny: Ahhhh!
Deadpool: Who's next? Oh yeah. Let's see. Eneee Mineeee....Ah just forget it. I pick CHRISTY!
Christy: No way you don't.
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Deadpool: HA! HA! Miss me.
CLACK! THUD!
Christy: Ahh!
Sharon: CHRISTY!
Qwan: You punk! What do you think you're doing? Leave her alone.
Deadpool: I won't leave her alone. Unless it's a ransom. Maybe I can think of something for exchange. I need BLING-BLING!
Greg: WHAT? YO! You're crazy.
Deadpool: I'm taking her. It's decided. BYE-BYE!
Sharon: No!
Qwan: Deadpool, come back here. We're not finished with you yet. COME BACK!
Henry: Bro! He took her. He took Christy.
Qwan: Don't worry, bro. We'll get her. We're not leaving her.
15 minutes later..........abandoned factory
Christy: Ughh...Where....Where am I?
Deadpool: Ah Christy. You must have slept. I'll took good care of you. Eh? Eh?
To be continued in Freaks Episode 12: Russia's Secret.
Freaks Episode 11: Deadpool Games
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