Freak Schedule

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Rated T for Teen 
Appropriate for readers 12 and over. May contain mild violence, language, and/or suggestive themes. 
 
Dr. Frank: Just...stop it!

Director Stash: What's the matter, freak? You can't even believe the truth?

Dr. Frank: STOP IT!

CLICK!

Director Stash: What?

BANG! BANG! 

Director Stash: Ahh!

BANG! BANG! BANG!

Director Stash: Ahhh!

BANG!

Director Stash: Ahh...Ahh!

THUD!

Dr. Frank: Huff! Huff! Huff!

Director Stash: Heh! You...freak! Your father...was right about...you. You're...one of them.

Dr. Frank: NO! DO YOU HEAR ME? IT'S NOT TRUE! NOO!

Director Stash: Ahh...I never wanted Sharon to...be one of them. I always wanted...her to become...my normal daughter. Ahhh...

Dr. Frank: You hear me? Director? YOU HEAR ME? I'M NOT A MUTANT!

Director Stash: ......

Dr. Frank: D*MN YOU! I'M NOT A MUTANT! YOU LISTEN TO ME! I'M NOT A MUTANT! I'M NOT A MUTANNNNNNNNNNNNT!

KRA-KOOOOM!

CLICK!

Meeting Room...

Christy: Sharon, are you ok?

Sharon: Yeah...I'm fine.

Jake: Wow! Dr. Frank is a mutant? Man, I got to see where this Impersonator guy is taking his direction.

Henry: You got to be kidding me. Our very own writer just killed him off? 

Greg: That's some nice shooting, man.

Christy: Greg, will you shut up?

Greg: What? It's only a story. That was some nice action there. Err.. Sorry, Sharon. I didn't mean to say it.

Lucy: Well, we are real. If you can't see that coming.

CREAK!

THUD!

The Impersonator: Hello guys. Sorry, I'm late.

Danny: Hey, what's the big idea killing off Sharon's dad like that?

Lucy: Exactly.

Sharon: That's right. You shouldn't have killed him.

The Impersonator: I know. I know. I understand your feelings, Sharon. But it has to happen. Things like character deaths even happen in comic books.

Sharon: But I didn't get the chance to meet him later.

The Impersonator: Well, you had a good time with him in the past until...he was hunting you down of course.

Sharon: Oh great!

Henry: What about my step-brother? Is he still alive?

The Impersonator: Yes, Qwan is very much alive. Don't worry. He does have other things going quite busy for him.

Danny: I see.

Jake: One more question, Impersonator. Where is Mike, anyways?

Lucy: Yeah, where did he go?

The Impersonator: That, I can't tell you guys. It's a secret.

Lucy: A secret? He mentioned about leaving this regular plane. What is he talking about?

The Impersonator: Actually, you will find out in my new series called Freaks: Life and Rebirth.

Greg: Yo what? You have a new series already?

The Impersonator: Yup. But I won't start writing this series right away. Maybe, I'll do it after episode 70. Who knows? I'm a busy guy.

Lucy: I just hope Mike is ok.

The Impersonator: Oh, Mike is beyond ok. 

Jake: What do you mean?

The Impersonator: It...gets kinda complicated. I'm sure you wouldn't understand it.

Jake: Try me.

The Impersonator: Have you ever heard of biological devolution?

Jake: No, I never heard of it.

Henry: Me neither.

Greg: Yo man, I hate science.

Christy: I heard of it. 

The Impersonator: Well, that's great. If you have seen the movie called Altered States, then you know what I'm talking about.

Lucy: Wait a minute. Mike just evolved into a being of pure energy. What's this biological devolution got to do with him?

Christy: Actually, I think it's...

The Impersonator: Stop. Don't say anything. Like I said, you will find out in Freaks: Life and Rebirth. Ok?

Lucy: Oh geez!

The Impersonator: Anyways, the reason why I came here is that...I have some bad news.

Danny: What's the bad news?

The Impersonator: The Freaks series got cancelled.

Greg: YO WHAT?

Danny: ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Lucy: NO WAY!

The Impersonator: Just kidding! Just kidding! I'm still continuing the series.

Jake: You just gave us a heart attack there.

Greg: Yeah, man. I would have gone explosive with my old schools.

The Impersonator: Relax. Ok? I only came here to remind about my busy schedule.

Henry: Your schedule?

The Impersonator: Yes, I'm quite busy nowadays. So I have decided to post each Freaks chapter either on Saturdays or Sundays. In the meantime, I can write half of the chapter in each weekdays. 

Danny: Ok? What seems to be the reason?

The Impersonator: As you know, I have an exam next week. It's called Network+. It's just a computer course, actually.

Christy: Interesting.

The Impersonator: Not only that, I might do my job internship right after finishing my last course. 

Henry: I see. So why are you studying Network+ for?

The Impersonator: My goal is to earn a networking technology dilpoma.

Christy: You mean...like a certified one? 

The Impersonator: You could say like that. But actually, you have to study for the big exam in order to get certified.

Danny: Hmmm. Not bad for the weekends.

The Impersonator: Exactly. So folks, I'll be off to my busy schedule.

Henry: You're leaving now?

The Impersonator: Yeah, what's the problem?

Henry: I was hoping you could tell where Qwan is. 

The Impersonator: Henry, your brother is a tough guy and he'll be back for sure. Ok?

Henry: When?

The Impersonator: Sharon, I think you know. Goodbye, folks. Wish me good luck!

Danny: Good Luck!

Greg: Yeah man.

CREAK!

THUD!

Henry: Sharon...You know where Qwan is.

Sharon: Sorry?

Henry: Tell me! Where is Qwan? I need to know!

Sharon: What's wrong with you? Geez! Let go off my hand.

Jake: Where's Mike?

Sharon: Look, I don't know.

Lucy: But didn't you scan the Impersonator? C'mon.

Sharon: Oh Lucy, not you too. Hey! Hey! Don't come closer. Will you? I didn't scan him.

Jake: But he said you know.'

Sharon: The Impersonator was just kidding. He told not to scan him. So I didn't do it. Lighten up, guys.

Henry: When did he tell you?

Sharon: Before the meeting.

Lucy: What? And...you didn't tell us?

Sharon: Look, why don't we all just relax and go home. Ok?

Greg: We don't have a home.

Sharon: Oh geez!

Jake: Christy, do you know? You're the intelligent one here.

Christy: I may be the brightest kid. But how should I know? I don't have Sharon's ability.

Danny: Well, Freak readers. We'll be back on the weekends. In the previous episode, you have seen how Dr. Frank Mendel turned out to be a mutant. But how come didn't we know entirely about him? You will find out his dark past in the upcoming episode called Disturbances. 

Henry: WHERE IS QWAN?

Jake: WHERE IS MIKE?

Sharon: Ahh! Stop screaming, you jerks.

Danny: Ummm. I wonder when they are going to stop asking questions.

Greg: Who knows, man. 

Danny: Oh boy, we need a vacation.

Greg: Yo Danny. We already had one. 

Danny: Then we need another vacation.    

Bump.