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07/11/131st Issue Special #2Flash: Color Me Humiliated(Blog) (Forum)Disclaimer
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ESuitable for everyone.Supergirl: Enter: Shahara-Zod

“Do you prefer quirks or quarks?”

“Quarks. They're science. Science is knowable. Quirks make people unpredictable.”

“Tundra or Tundro?”

“Oh, no question, Tundro. He's a triceratops with eight legs and a horn that shoots fireballs. What's not to like? Might be best to strand him in the tundra though.”

“Favorite word?”


“Perspiwhatnow? I can't even say that word.”

“Exactly. That's why I like it. You can't say it.”

“I'm tired of this game.”

“I'm tired of being orange, but I'm not complaining.”

“Bivolvo won't budge, huh?”

“When the Rainbow Raider says he's going to turn you orange, you should believe him.” Flash furrowed his brows, looking at his reflection in the passenger side mirror, still disturbed that he couldn’t see his own reflection, even if it was orange. The change had made him blind to the color orange, so he couldn’t risk moving at super speed, for fear of what he wouldn’t see. He might accidentally plow through a road worker on stop sign duty, or get tripped by traffic cones, or any number of stupid things the Rogues might come up with, to try to use his orange handicap against him. “I think he was just happy his plan worked for once.”

“Wouldn’t you be?” asked Robin. “The guy’s a few party bulbs short of being Doctor Spectro. He does have a sizeable Internet fanbase though – The Rainbow Ravers.” Tim Drake was wheeling the Redbird towards S.T.A.R. Labs, where Cyborg and Emil Hamilton were waiting, hopefully with some ideas on what to do for Flash. Batman was sidetracked with Clayface’s war on “Eel” O’brien, and Nightwing was out of town, tracking down Magpie, of all people. The JLA teleporters were out of commission since Nero attacked the moon, so pretty simply, Wally West needed a ride, and Tim Drake was one of the only heroes he knew who had bothered to get a license.

“You’re kidding, right?”

“I am, but you weren’t sure of it.” Tim grinned. “We’re here. Orange you going to go inside?”

Wally shook his head, as he stepped out of the car. “That the best you’ve got? Grayson’s wit did not come with the costume, I see.”

“Hey, you could’ve had Beast Boy for this trip!” Robin said through the car window. “You two would’ve gone together like peas and carrots!”

Wally groaned. “Terrible. Just terrible.” As he started towards the building, he muttered, “I hope Cyborg and Hamilton have something for me.”

The Redbird honked as it pulled away from the curb. “Later, Carrot Top!” hollered Robin.

West waved over his shoulder. “Never heard that one before,” he sighed, as he ran his orange fingers through his hair.

The desk clerk only gave him one funny look, then recovered himself, and became once again the jaded guard that had seen all manner of super beings pass through the lobby of S.T.A.R. Labs. He was escorted up to Doctor Hamilton’s lab, where Cyborg called out, “Wally!” and waved him over, chuckling only once as he got close.

“What? You got something for me too, buckethead? I figured the way you call Gar ‘Salad Head’ all the time, you’d have something better than Tim’s trys by now.”

Victor Stone winced, and said, “Yeah, that boy can not deliver a punchline. Anyway, my favorite nickname for Gar is ‘Green Genes,’ but it’s true, man: nothing rhymes with ‘orange.’ Sorry to disappoint.”

Next Issue: Batman: Terrible Sadness-
Please let me know what you think, and thanks! -cbOriginally Presented In: CCC #9.
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...I think that I like yours better. It`s lighthearted, fun and in a way, it has Rainbow raider. Also, you totally came up with the same idea that I did. Clayface vs. Plastic man. Cool, huh?

Anyway, one vote for cbishop.

cbishop has my vote! loved the beginning to it reminds me of things me and my friends do on car tripsGanthetsward20
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#3 Posted by dngn4774 (4506 posts) - - Show Bio

@cbishop: You ever think of starting your own ongoing? If so, what would it be about?

#4 Posted by cbishop (9003 posts) - - Show Bio

@dngn4774: This is the one that made you ask that? C'mon man, not even I want to see more of this craptacular story! lol (Okay, actually that's not true. I do occasionally wonder if I could turn this joke of a contest entry into something good. Then I get over it.)

Actually, what got me online in the mid-90's (yes, I was a little late to this party we call the Internet) was reading fan-fic. I had been creating my own characters for years, but reading fan-fic and coming up with my own fan-fic ideas is what really got me concentrating on it. I still roll those ideas around in my head, like dice in a Yahtzee cup, wondering if I can pull it off.

I think my problem is that I want to do it all- an entire overhaul of DC all to myself, Golden Age to now, with occasional jumps to outer space and the 31st Century. I have ideas for all of them. The one I've been thinking about the most lately is Legion of Super-Heroes, which surprises me, because they've always been a cursory favorite to me, not something I chased everything down for, like New Teen Titans. It would have to be two stories at once though, with a group in the future and a group in the present. I really want to play with Legion in the present day. Still trying to decide if I can pull it off though.