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PREVIOUSLY: DEADPOOL KILLS THE DC UNIVERSE #2 - (Script)

THE REST - DEAD! - Rated M

Page 1

1.1

The Watcher stands in the corner of a laboratory and workshop. Lex Luthor is hard at work on a suit of armor that is fully formed. It is shadowed.

THE WATCHER: It is done.

LUTHOR: I noticed.

THE WATCHER: Now, you must summon the chosen wearer.

1.2

Luthor turns to Uatu.

LUTHOR: What? I thought I was-

THE WATCHER: You are the architect.

THE WATCHER: However, only SLADE WILSON may wield this armor.

1.3

The Watcher points to an assortment of raw materials scattered on a table.

THE WATCHER: Construct the mask with these.

THE WATCHER: And then, summon him.

LUTHOR: But why?!

1.4

The Watcher.

THE WATCHER: Only Deathstroke can save the universe, from the omniversal cancer known as…

Page 2

2.1

Deadpool jams a taser duct taped to a wooden cane into Aquaman’s chest.

DEADPOOL: DEADPOOL!

DEADPOOL: Funny how you just feel like shouting your own name for dramatic effect, ain’t it?

AQUAMAN: AGH!

2.2

Aquaman slams his trident into the side of Deadpool’s head. Deadpool drops the cane-taser.

SFX: WHUD

DEADPOOL: HERP

AQUAMAN: I know who you are!

2.3

Deadpool’s on one knee, looking up, bleeding from his head. Aquaman has his trident at Deadpool’s throat.

DEADPOOL: Who am I?

AQUAMAN: You killed The Flash. You killed Batman.

DEADPOOL: You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale… if somebody told you I was your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world…

2.4

Deadpool has pulled out Mr. Freeze’s gun and is aiming up.

DEADPOOL: Somebody lied.

2.5

Deadpool fires a shot, but Aquaman just moves to the side.

SFX: CHOOM

DEADPOOL: Aw crap.

2.6

Aquaman tries to stab Deadpool, but Deadpool rolls out of the way.

DEADPOOL: IF YOU WERE FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE YOU COULD APPRECIATE THAT REFERENCE!

Page 3

3.1

Aquaman pressing his fingers to his ear.

AQUAMAN: Hal, I have him. The Gotham docks.

3.2

Deadpool runs for the dock’s end, freeze gun in hand.

DEADPOOL: Ihavealwayswantedtotrythis!

3.3

Deadpool jumps from the dock, while aiming the gun down and firing.

3.4

Deadpool belly slides on a trail of ice that he fires in front of him, moving pretty fast and far.

DEADPOOL: WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

3.5

Aquaman glares at Deadpool on the ice trail.

DEADPOOL: YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME!

DEADPOOL: NEVER!

3.6

Aquaman.

DEADPOOL: HAHAHAHAHA!

DEADPOOL: HA… OH!

Page 4

4.1

A giant shark at the end of Deadpool’s ice trail, mouth open.

DEADPOOL: Technically this isn’t you catching me so much as-

4.2

The shark chomps down on the ice where Deadpool was.

4.3

Green Lantern, Martian Manhunter, and Supergirl are standing next to Aquaman.

HAL: Where is he?

AQUAMAN: In the stomach of a shark.

SUPERGIRL: … He got what he deserved.

MARTIAN MANHUNTER: I can hear thoughts from the ocean.

4.4

Supergirl looking at Martian Manhunter.

MARTIAN MANHUNTER: He’s saying…

MARTIAN MANHUNTER: “Wow, I can’t believe this worked.”

SUPERGIRL: What does that-

4.5

A frozen solid shark, the entire front now a large sharp icicle, leaps from the ocean. Aquaman pushes Supergirl out of the way.

AQUAMAN: LOOK OUT!

Page 5

5.1

The shark crushes Aquaman.

5.2

Supergirl, Martian Manhunter, and Green Lantern are horrified at what they see. Deadpool kicks a foot out from the frozen shark, which is parked on Aquaman’s body.

DEADPOOL: Wow, I can’t believe this worked!

5.3

Supergirl’s eyes are glowing red, she’s pissed.

SUPERGIRL: ENOUGH!

5.4

Deadpool is crouched beside the frozen shark, covered in gorey slush. And reaching for a katana on his back.

DEADPOOL: What? I’m just saying.

DEADPOOL: It totally worked.

Page 6

6.1

Supergirl rushes Deadpool, fists at the ready.

6.2

Deadpool slashes Supergirl’s head off with the kryptonite katana.

SFX: SHKGT

DEADPOOL: Snappy quip!

6.3

Martian Manhunter and Green Lantern stand together, facing Deadpool.

DEADPOOL: Antagonizing dialogue!

DEADPOOL: Look, I was just thrown in a shark’s stomach. I’m low on steam.

6.4

Hal’s ring, glowing black.

HAL’S RING: UNIVERSAL CANCER LOCATED. DIRECTLY AHEAD.

HAL’S RING: DESTROY IT.

HAL’S RING: DESTR—GSHZK—OY IT—GHHHZZZ--

HAL: It’s… it’s overloaded!

6.5

Hal holds up his fist. A giant hammer, bent backward, at least 50 feet tall hovers overhead.

HAL: SO THAT’S HOW!

HAL: THAT’S HOW WE HAVEN’T BEATEN YOU YET!

DEADPOOL: Talk about overcompensation.

DEADPOOL: … and I’m back on track!

Page 7

7.1

Deadpool runs past Hal, up the dock, leaving his truck behind. The giant green hammer is coming down toward him.

DEADPOOL: Hey, wasn’t I supposed to fight Wonder Woman?

HAL: THIS IS FOR ALL OF THE HEROES YOU KILLED!

7.2

The giant hammer crashes down on the harbor.

HAL: FOR OA!

HAL: FOR KYLE!

7.3

Hal, glancing toward the area, the construct is gone now.

HAL: There.

HAL: No one could have survived that.

7.4

A bullet goes through Hal’s forehead.

HAL: dht

7.5

Deadpool stands a few feet to the right of the impact crater of the hammer.

DEADPOOL: Yellow bullets, dude!

DEADPOOL: I swear, we should re-title this “Wikipedia kills the DC universe.”

Page 8

8.1

Martian Manhunter runs past Hal.

MARTIAN MANHUNTER: ENOUGH!

8.2

Deadpool runs toward Martian Manhunter, toward his truck.

DEADPOOL: Movie reference!

8.3

Deadpool jumps over Martian Manhunter, who looks back as Deadpool does.

DEADPOOL: PRETEND I’M DOING THIS IN SLOW MOTION.

DEADPOOL: IT’S SO COOL.

8.4

Martian Manhunter’s transformed into a green dragon.

MARTIAN MANHUNTER: STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING, OR I--

8.5

Deadpool’s standing in front of the back of his truck, which is now open, and he’s holding a bazooka.

DEADPOOL: Can we just take a second to appreciate how I have a t-shirt cannon in my truck?

Page 9

9.1

Martian Manhunter’s dragon form is ripped apart by a fired wad of flaming t-shirts going through his chest.

MARTIAN MANHUNTER: GHAAH!

9.2

Deadpool moonwalking to the front of his truck.

DEADPOOL: Fire t-shirts.

DEADPOOL: T-shirts on fire.

DEADPOOL: Exposition joke.

9.3

The truck drives away from the devastated harbor.

DEADPOOL: Now I just have Wonder Woman left.

9.4

Martian Manhunter is weakly calling out.

MARTIAN MANHUNTER: Diana… he’s coming…

Page 10

10.1

The sun on a TV monitor. There is a black spot forming in a small section of it. The Watcher is pointing toward it.

THE WATCHER: There.

THE WATCHER: That is what will destroy you.

LUTHOR: Is that… a tumor? A tumor in the sun?

THE WATHCER: The omniversal cancer is aptly named, Luthor.

10.2

Side shot. The Watcher looking at the TV monitors.

SLADE: So, I’m going to save the universe?

THE WATCHER: Possibly even more.

10.3

Deathstroke steps out of the shadows. He’s wearing the DCnU version of his costume, the armor Luthor was building.

DEATHSTROKE: Sounds good for business.

Page 11

11.1

Deadpool and Wonder Woman in a dramatic swordfight in the middle of Metropolis. Deadpool is using one of his kryptonite katanas. The other is sheathed on his back.

SFX: CLANG

DEADPOOL: Hey, so, just wondering, how do you feel about sandwich jokes?

11.2

Wonder Woman slashes Wade across the chest with her sword.

DEADPOOL: GHA

11.3

Deadpool looks up at Wonder Woman.

DEADPOOL: I was just askin... ow...

WONDER WOMAN: Enough.

11.4

Deadpool squinting.

DEADPOOL: You seem hostile. Is it your time of the-

11.5

Wonder Woman punching Deadpool in the jaw.

WONDER WOMAN: HRA!

SFX: SOK

Page 12

12.1

Deadpool on his back, looking up at Wonder Woman standing over him.

DEADPOOL: Oh… I get it.

DEADPOOL: You're trying to seduce me!

12.2

Wonder Woman punches down, off panel. Chunks of debris fly up.

DEADPOOL: RAHK

12.3

Wonder Woman stands on Deapool, her foot on his face.

WONDER WOMAN: Are you finished?

DEADPOOL: Almost there. Really close, actually.

12.4

Wonder Woman’s hand grabbing Deadpool’s neck.

DEADPOOL: URP

12.5

Wonder Woman holding Deadpool up by his neck.

DEADPOOL: Hey Tumblr, pretend I'm Scott Lobdell.

DEADPOOL: SMALL TEXT: Forgive me yet?

DEADPOOL: SMALL TEXT: This really hurts.

WONDER WOMAN: You killed my friends.

12.6

Deadpool jamming a knife into Wonder Woman’s ribcage.

DEADPOOL: I love it when you talk dirty.

SFX: GSHK

Page 13

13.1

Wonder Woman looks down at the knife.

DEADPOOL: Now spit on me and call me Liefeld.

WONDER WOMAN: Do you think this will-

13.2

Wonder Woman lights up like a flare, her bracelets glowing particularly bright, Deadpool is released.

DEADPOOL: Taser-knife.

DEADPOOL: One million volts.

13.3

Wonder Woman falls to the ground, a deformed corpse.

DEADPOOL: The metal bracelets probably didn’t help ya out.

13.4

The TV monitor. The black tumor is growing. The Watcher and Luthor are looking at it. Luthor has an ear-piece to talk with Deathstroke. The other monitors show Deadpool standing over Wonder Woman’s corpse.

THE WATCHER: The more he kills, the worse the damage will be. And the damage is almost terminal. Slade Wilson is our last hope.

THE WATCHER: If Deadpool kills anyone else, your sun will cease to be.

LUTHOR: Slade. Move in.

Page 14

14.1

Close up on Deathstroke holding his sword from the DCnU with two hands, moving fast enough that his background is blurred.

DEATHSTROKE: On it.

14.2

Deadpool’s head flies up in the air, surprised. It’s several feet above his body, flipping in the air straight up.

DEADPOOL: HERP

14.3

Deathstroke stands behind Deadpool, looking toward him.

DEATHSTROKE: Easy.

14.4

Deadpool’s head lands back on the stump of his neck in perfect position. Backwards.

DEADPOOL: AND THE CROWD GOES WILD! A PERFECT 10! THE JUDGES ARE IN TEARS!

DEATHSTROKE: No f**king way.

14.5

Deadpool’s hands on his head, adjusting it to the right way, he’s now turned around facing Deathstroke.

DEADPOOL: Frankly, I'm just as surprised as you are.

DEADPOOL: In case you were wondering.

DEADPOOL: So what's your deal?

Page 15

15.1

Deathstroke stands there, facing Deadpool.

DEATHSTROKE: I’m Deathstroke. I’ve been hired to kill you.

DEATHSTROKE: Before I do… personal question.

15.2

Deadpool.

DEADPOOL: DEATHSTROKE? That’s … wow.

DEADPOOL: I don’t take questions. You’ll have to talk to my probation officer, Miles Morales.

15.3

Deathstroke rushes at Deadpool.

DEATHSTROKE: Okay.

15.4

Deadpool looks at his side in surprise as Deathstroke chops his right arm off.

DEADPOOL: RIGHTY!

15.5

Deathstroke stands to the side of Deadpool. Deadpool is looking at his arm.

DEADPOOL: Not cool!

DEADPOOL: I explore my body with that arm…

DEATHSTROKE: Deadpool. Why?

DEADPOOL: I’m a growing boy.

Page 16

16.1

Deathstroke facing Deadpool.

DEATHSTROKE: No, you idiot.

DEATHSTROKE: Why this? Why come here?

16.2

Deadpool re-attaching his right arm.

DEADPOOL: It all started with my manic pixie dream girl...

DEADPOOL: Who happened to be literally the grim reaper.

DEADPOOL: We were flirting for a couple months, then she went crazy and threw me into an alternate dimension. Apparently made it so I can’t die on accident or on purpose.

16.3

Deathstroke.

DEATHSTROKE: Do you even realize what you’re doing?

DEATHSTROKE: The entire universe is falling apart because of you.

16.4

Deadpool looking at his arm.

DEADPOOL: I know.

DEADPOOL: The voices in my head told me so.

DEADPOOL: They also recommend I watch Cannibal Holocaust.

DEADPOOL: But you know what, Stroke?

16.5

Deadpool, serious and angry.

DEADPOOL: I don’t care about this place. I want to tear it down. Then I can find her again.

DEADPOOL: Then we can be together.

Page 17

17.1

Deadpool unsheathes his kryptonite katana.

DEADPOOL: Look up “Star Wars Music – Duel of the fates” on youtube right now and listen.

DEADPOOL: Seriously. Do it.

17.2

Deathstroke readies his sword.

DEATHSTROKE: Who the hell are you talking to?

17.3

Deadpool runs at Deathstroke.

DEADPOOL: YOUR MOTHER!

Page 18

18.1

Luthor is working on a different project now, welding a bit of metal, wearing black goggles. Uatu is watching the fight.

LUTHOR: Uatu, I’m going to help him.

THE WATCHER: No.

18.2

Luthor keeps working.

LUTHOR: Yes. It’s my home.

LUTHOR: I can’t be expected to help humanity with this in the way.

THE WATCHER: Hm?

LUTHOR: Deadpool killed Superman. He must be stopped.

LUTHOR: Then, I can finally get to work.

18.3

The Watcher.

THE WATCHER: You pathetic fool.

18.4

Luthor turns around.

LUTHOR: What did you just-

Page 19

19.1

The Watcher grabs Luthor by the shoulder. Luthor is in visible agony.

LUTHOR: AAAH

THE WATCHER: You cannot interfere.

19.2

Luthor looks in horror at The Watcher. The Watcher is glowing black.

THE WATCHER: This world must die.

THE WATCHER: The mirror must be the last to die.

19.3

Luthor, in agony.

LUTHOR: WHAT ARE YOU? REALLY?!

19.4

Luthor’s face starts to age rapidly. He’s becoming a skeleton.

THE WATCHER: I am…

19.5

Luthor is now skin and bone, dead on his work bench. The Watcher is glowing black still.

THE WATCHER: Sweet release.

Page 20

20.1 Splash Page

The Watcher is no longer standing there. Death stands in his place, looking toward the TV monitors.

DEATH: And my darling will put an end to this wretched plane.

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NEXT: DEADPOOL KILLS THE DC UNIVERSE #4 - FINALE! - (Script)

#1 Edited by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio

Called it. Except I didn't get a chance to because you posted this too fast. :P 
Great read though, interesting to see where this goes exactly. 

#2 Posted by lykopis (10756 posts) - - Show Bio

WHAT A TWIST!

lol --- that was awesome, right from the sharksicle -- to the sandwich incident -- to the loss of Righty.

I loved it and to think, I was half an hour away from stalking your wall for the next segment.

This has to be put into comic-form. Just has to!

#3 Posted by batkevin74 (9736 posts) - - Show Bio

@InnerVenom123: Frozen sharks! 'Done menstruating!" The 'what-a-twist' at the end. Great! Loving it, even the cover this time I really liked

#4 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29331 posts) - - Show Bio

@Decoy Elite said:

Called it. Except I didn't get a chance to because you posted this too fast. :P Great read though, interesting to see where this goes exactly.

You had 24 hours to call it. :P

Thanks!

@lykopis said:

WHAT A TWIST!

lol --- that was awesome, right from the sharksicle -- to the sandwich incident -- to the loss of Righty.

I loved it and to think, I was half an hour away from stalking your wall for the next segment.

This has to be put into comic-form. Just has to!

Put the word out and find someone to draw it.

Trust me. I won't mind. :P

And thanks for the enthusiasm! The finale's tomorrow!

#5 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29331 posts) - - Show Bio

@batkevin74 said:

@InnerVenom123: Frozen sharks! 'Done menstruating!" The 'what-a-twist' at the end. Great! Loving it, even the cover this time I really liked

Just wait till you see the last cover.

And thanks!

#6 Posted by consolemaster001 (4476 posts) - - Show Bio

@InnerVenom123: I imagine the final panel to be slade standing over wades body cut into a hundred pieces :p. Nice work !

#7 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29331 posts) - - Show Bio

@consolemaster001 said:

@InnerVenom123: I imagine the final panel to be slade standing over wades body cut into a hundred pieces :p. Nice work !

Thanks. :P The finale's up now.

#8 Posted by Alchemax_7 (347 posts) - - Show Bio

Love the Spider-man reference. Such great work again.

#9 Posted by TheCannon (16074 posts) - - Show Bio

DEADPOOL: Hey, wasn’t I supposed to fight Wonder Woman?

This is what I was thinking.

Loved the Spider-man movie reference. I love the cover. And even though I love WW, I like the way she was killed. And I actually listened to the Star Wars music when DP brought it up. Don't know why.

And I LOVED the twist at the ending. That was a shocker.

Amazing issue.

#10 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29331 posts) - - Show Bio

@Alchemax_7 said:

Love the Spider-man reference. Such great work again.

Thanks!

@TheCannon said:

DEADPOOL: Hey, wasn’t I supposed to fight Wonder Woman?

This is what I was thinking.

Loved the Spider-man movie reference. I love the cover. And even though I love WW, I like the way she was killed. And I actually listened to the Star Wars music when DP brought it up. Don't know why.

And I LOVED the twist at the ending. That was a shocker.

Amazing issue.

Funny story... that was me making fun of myself. I actually forgot that he was supposed to fight Wonder Woman next and for some reason I skipped over to Aquaman. But the fight with Aquaman, Supergirl, and Green Lantern worked so well I decided to keep it in that order.

All covers are due to and his general mastery of the art of photoshop. Follow his ass.

And thanks!

#11 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29331 posts) - - Show Bio

Going through and editing this for when it'll be a comic, a little. Man... menstruation jokes. How silly of me.

Jokes about orgasms are so much better.

#12 Posted by Rawklee789 (3 posts) - - Show Bio

Hold up.

At the bottom Aquaman is pushing Supergirl out of the way of the dangerous falling frozen shark...now this just reeks fishy. No pun intended.

*ishy

I can't place it for sure but she seems not at all phased by these events? Oh my, and I don't mean the fishy smell is ever ever no way coming from Supergirl. Ay no.

#13 Posted by Rawklee789 (3 posts) - - Show Bio

And I mean to try to say is that, clarifiying, Supergirl like...shoulda been the one pushing Aquaman outta the way. How's his one arm got enough strength to even budge'er? Like, eh?

#14 Edited by Wdc (400 posts) - - Show Bio

Deadpool couldn't even tough more than half of these heros. Just makes me like Deadpool less.