I keep writing, seems only 3 people are reading this one...has my time in the sun faded? Oh well
Continued from Part 1: http://www.comicvine.com/forums/fan-fic/8/criminal-enterprise-episode-1/686470/#13 Part 2: http://www.comicvine.com/forums/fan-fic/8/criminal-enterprise-episode-2/686672/#6 and Part 3 http://www.comicvine.com/forums/fan-fic/8/criminal-enterprise-episode-3/687577/#2
Tony and Marco are standing by their car at a petrol station. Tony’s filling the tank, Marco’s cleaning the windows
Marco: So where’s Hawkman from Tony?
Marco: Where’s that?
Tony: Near Krypton I think
Marco: Is that in Ohio?
Tony: Outer space
Marco: So Ohio (Marco breaks into a big smile)
Marco: Where does Hawkman hang about?
Tony: Midway City and St Roche
Marco: Two towns and two planets?
Tony: He’s got wings Marco
Marco: Feathered alien freak!
Tony: There are heaps of aliens. Every five minutes a new bunch turns up on the news
Marco: Well I know Superman is from Kryptonite...
Tony: Krypton! Kryptonite is from Krypton
Marco: Whatever. Hawkman is from the hanger...
Tony: Than-an-gar. There’s the Daxamites, Dominators, the Khund
Marco: The what?
Tony: They look like Starfire…the chick from the Titans who flies with her hair
Marco: She’s a Khund?
Tony: No she’s a Tamaranean
Marco: She’s a piece of fruit?
Tony: No, she’s not fruit she’s a super model
Marco: So aliens aren’t little green men?
Tony: Only Martian Manhunter
Marco: What’s up with his head anyway? Like a damaged melon. Maybe he’s a Tamaranean
Tony: Martian! The names the giveaway Marco. Martian. Manhunter. Not Tamaranean Manhunter
Marco: Is there one of them as well?
Tony: I don’t know
Marco: Well, if all these aliens keep turning up here, why don’t we all have jetpacks, ray guns and stuff? They get here in their spaceships, so why don’t we take them and fly to their planet. Shouldn’t the human race be better off from all this alien technology?
Tony: That’s very true. Maybe reverse engineering takes time
Marco: I said nothing about breeding with them!
Tony: Reverse engineering...is taking what they’ve got and breaking it down so we can use it. You’re thinking…
Marco: Are we done here? (Marco walks off to pay)
Tony: You strange little man (Tony places a cigarette in his mouth and gets in the car)