#1 Posted by batkevin74 (11036 posts) - - Show Bio

I keep writing, seems only 3 people are reading this one...has my time in the sun faded? Oh well

Continued from Part 1: http://www.comicvine.com/forums/fan-fic/8/criminal-enterprise-episode-1/686470/#13 Part 2: http://www.comicvine.com/forums/fan-fic/8/criminal-enterprise-episode-2/686672/#6 and Part 3 http://www.comicvine.com/forums/fan-fic/8/criminal-enterprise-episode-3/687577/#2

Tony and Marco are standing by their car at a petrol station. Tony’s filling the tank, Marco’s cleaning the windows

Marco: So where’s Hawkman from Tony?

Tony: Thanagar

Marco: Where’s that?

Tony: Near Krypton I think

Marco: Is that in Ohio?

Tony: Outer space

Marco: So Ohio (Marco breaks into a big smile)

Tony: Close

Marco: Where does Hawkman hang about?

Tony: Midway City and St Roche

Marco: Two towns and two planets?

Tony: He’s got wings Marco

Marco: Feathered alien freak!

Tony: There are heaps of aliens. Every five minutes a new bunch turns up on the news

Marco: Well I know Superman is from Kryptonite...

Tony: Krypton! Kryptonite is from Krypton

Marco: Whatever. Hawkman is from the hanger...

Tony: Than-an-gar. There’s the Daxamites, Dominators, the Khund

Marco: The what?

Tony: They look like Starfire…the chick from the Titans who flies with her hair

Marco: She’s a Khund?

Tony: No she’s a Tamaranean

Marco: She’s a piece of fruit?

Tony: No, she’s not fruit she’s a super model

Marco: So aliens aren’t little green men?

Tony: Only Martian Manhunter

Marco: What’s up with his head anyway? Like a damaged melon. Maybe he’s a Tamaranean

Tony: Martian! The names the giveaway Marco. Martian. Manhunter. Not Tamaranean Manhunter

Marco: Is there one of them as well?

Tony: I don’t know

Marco: Well, if all these aliens keep turning up here, why don’t we all have jetpacks, ray guns and stuff? They get here in their spaceships, so why don’t we take them and fly to their planet. Shouldn’t the human race be better off from all this alien technology?

Tony: That’s very true. Maybe reverse engineering takes time

Marco: I said nothing about breeding with them!

Tony: Reverse engineering...is taking what they’ve got and breaking it down so we can use it. You’re thinking…

Marco: Are we done here? (Marco walks off to pay)

Tony: You strange little man (Tony places a cigarette in his mouth and gets in the car)

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#2 Posted by 4donkeyjohnson (1706 posts) - - Show Bio

@batkevin74: Well I'm reading it batkevin, and enjoying it. @batkevin74 said:

Marco: She’s a Khund?

Tony: No she’s a Tamaranean

Marco: She’s a piece of fruit?

Tony: No, she’s not fruit she’s a super model

Marco: So aliens aren’t little green men?

Tony: Only Martian Manhunter

Marco: What’s up with his head anyway? Like a damaged melon. Maybe he’s a Tamaranean

Tony: Martian! The names the giveaway Marco. Martian. Manhunter. Not Tamaranean Manhunter

Marco: Is there one of them as well?

Tony: I don’t know

Very clever, very funny. Now ahem people's have you seen these? Who else (consult's list on the side and checks who is online) have you read this? Or you ? That is all, my good deed for the week is done. Also read 's Batman story because it is really good and I think you'll enjoy it. I thank you all for your time and patience, have a lovely day, I am off to the pet shop (fingers crossed)

#3 Posted by batkevin74 (11036 posts) - - Show Bio

@4donkeyjohnson: Thanks man! Appreciate the soliciting :)

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