It started here Episode 1: http://www.comicvine.com/forums/fan-fic/8/criminal-enterprise-episode-1/686470/#4
Tony and Marco are sitting at a bus stop across from the bank. Tony is reading the Daily Planet, Marco is eating an ice-cream.
Marco: He can’t be everywhere?
Tony looking over the top of the paper: He’s Superman! He could hit you from space with his eye beam things and you’d never know it.
Marco looking up and protecting his ice-cream slightly: He wouldn’t…he’s a good guy!
Tony: And we’re bad guys robbing a bank in his hometown. How do you think he’s going to react? Parade? Big hug? Or one of those right crosses that shatter every bone in your body?
Marco: Right cross
Tony: And unless you’ve got kryptonite, super powers and a death wish, he’ll mop the floor with you! Bullet proof, super strong, x-ray vision, he can fly, eye beams, cold breath, he’s super fast, he...
Marco: Not as fast as the Flash
Tony: Superman beat him in a race
Marco: Flash is the fastest man alive!
Tony: Superman is faster than Flash
Marco: Superman’s an alien. Besides the Flash can run so fast he can run across water!
Tony: Superman can fly!
Marco: Flash can run so fast he can pass through walls!
Tony: That’s physically impossible!
Marco: It is not! I saw it at the Flash museum in Central City
Tony: Another town not to commit a bank robbery in
Marco: Why’s that?
Tony: ...The Flash, stupid!
Marco: I’m not stupid! Flash hangs out in Keystone City…idiot
Tony: How fast is the Flash?
Marco: Way fast. Like (clicks his fingers) that fast
Tony: So by the time we’ve held the bank up, do you think he’d be there?
Tony: And how many Flashes are there?
Marco: Let’s see (counts his fingers) about four plus Flash Girl
Tony: So five guys moving at light speed against us…let’s leave Keystone and Central City alone okay. May as well go back to Metropolis
Marco: So where then? Gotham’s out because of “The Batman”. Superman in Metropolis, Flash in Keystone. Boston?
Tony folds the paper up and stands up: Boston
Marco: Nothing wrong with Boston
Tony: Have you finished yet?
Tony: C’mon (Tony walks off)
Marco: What’s wrong with Boston?
Tony: Wonder Woman