Cappie's Confessions.

@CapFanboy said:

#4: @BumpyBoo is the first servant of my order. I crave her worship. Bow now. Bow to your God. The God of Gahs. Just cause goats were smited, does not mean your faith has depleted.

WTF?? Why didn't I see this before?!?! I will never bow to you! NEVER!!

@wildvine said:

@CapFanboy said:

Maybe just a little...

Remember the safe [This joke has been censored by Comic Vine] and strawberries?

Perhaps a little too well.

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

#4: @BumpyBoo is the first servant of my order. I crave her worship. Bow now. Bow to your God. The God of Gahs. Just cause goats were smited, does not mean your faith has depleted.

WTF?? Why didn't I see this before?!?! I will never bow to you! NEVER!!

You say that now...

@CapFanboy: I don't see how you're gonna change my mind. If you're such a powerful god why don't you MAKE me bow to you? Cos that' the only way it's gonna happen :P

@CapFanboy said:

Remember the safe [This joke has been censored by Comic Vine] and strawberries?

Perhaps a little too well.

I really must watch myself. But i know you, just use your imagination...

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy: I don't see how you're gonna change my mind. If you're such a powerful god why don't you MAKE me bow to you? Cos that' the only way it's gonna happen :P

Oh yay, Bumpy's here. That's good cause i'm bout to go and i hate to leave Cap alone. (He tears the furniture up)

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy: I don't see how you're gonna change my mind. If you're such a powerful god why don't you MAKE me bow to you? Cos that' the only way it's gonna happen :P

That was private...I hope you didn't film that. I'M NOT GOING OUT LIKE HOGAN DID!

@wildvine said:

@CapFanboy said:

Remember the safe [This joke has been censored by Comic Vine] and strawberries?

Perhaps a little too well.

I really must watch myself. But i know you, just use your imagination...

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy: I don't see how you're gonna change my mind. If you're such a powerful god why don't you MAKE me bow to you? Cos that' the only way it's gonna happen :P

Oh yay, Bumpy's here. That's good cause i'm bout to go and i hate to leave Cap alone. (He tears the furniture up)

I'll be sure to take him for a walk and feed him :P

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy: I don't see how you're gonna change my mind. If you're such a powerful god why don't you MAKE me bow to you? Cos that' the only way it's gonna happen :P

That was private...I hope you didn't film that. I'M NOT GOING OUT LIKE HOGAN DID!

IT IS FAR TOO LATE!! **creates Youtube account**

@BumpyBoo said:

I'll be sure to take him for a walk and feed him :P

Thanks dear. And don't be scared to use the hose on him...

@wildvine said:

@CapFanboy said:

Remember the safe [This joke has been censored by Comic Vine] and strawberries?

Perhaps a little too well.

I really must watch myself. But i know you, just use your imagination...

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy: I don't see how you're gonna change my mind. If you're such a powerful god why don't you MAKE me bow to you? Cos that' the only way it's gonna happen :P

Oh yay, Bumpy's here. That's good cause i'm bout to go and i hate to leave Cap alone. (He tears the furniture up)

No! Don't go!

@wildvine said:

@BumpyBoo said:

I'll be sure to take him for a walk and feed him :P

Thanks dear. And don't be scared to use the hose on him...

NOT THE HOSE!--Wait, what kind of ho's are we talking about here?...

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy: I don't see how you're gonna change my mind. If you're such a powerful god why don't you MAKE me bow to you? Cos that' the only way it's gonna happen :P

That was private...I hope you didn't film that. I'M NOT GOING OUT LIKE HOGAN DID!

IT IS FAR TOO LATE!! **creates Youtube account**

They won't get it on youtube. Age restrictions.

@CapFanboy said:

@wildvine said:

@CapFanboy said:

Remember the safe [This joke has been censored by Comic Vine] and strawberries?

Perhaps a little too well.

I really must watch myself. But i know you, just use your imagination...

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy: I don't see how you're gonna change my mind. If you're such a powerful god why don't you MAKE me bow to you? Cos that' the only way it's gonna happen :P

Oh yay, Bumpy's here. That's good cause i'm bout to go and i hate to leave Cap alone. (He tears the furniture up)

No! Don't go!

@wildvine said:

@BumpyBoo said:

I'll be sure to take him for a walk and feed him :P

Thanks dear. And don't be scared to use the hose on him...

NOT THE HOSE!--Wait, what kind of ho's are we talking about here?...

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy: I don't see how you're gonna change my mind. If you're such a powerful god why don't you MAKE me bow to you? Cos that' the only way it's gonna happen :P

That was private...I hope you didn't film that. I'M NOT GOING OUT LIKE HOGAN DID!

IT IS FAR TOO LATE!! **creates Youtube account**

They won't get it on youtube. Age restrictions.

**creates account on less discriminating site**

This kind of hose:

O_O

@CapFanboy@BumpyBoo You kids be good and i might play with y'all tomorrow. Night.

@BumpyBoo said:

**creates account on less discriminating site**

This kind of hose:

O_O

Aww, that's the worst kind.

@wildvine: Night, try not to think of me while you sleep.

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:

**creates account on less discriminating site**

This kind of hose:

O_O

Aww, that's the worst kind.

@wildvine: Night, try not to think of me while you sleep.

THEN USE THE LOTION AND GET ME SOME GOATS!!

@BumpyBoo: All out of lotion.

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo: All out of lotion.

Use goats milk. It will please me. Do this and I may bow down.

@BumpyBoo: Are you meant to bow down before I use the goats milk?

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo: Are you meant to bow down before I use the goats milk?

No, it is a sign from the scriptures, and will earn my faith.

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo: Are you meant to bow down before I use the goats milk?

No, it is a sign from the scriptures, and will earn my faith.

Screw it. I'll just smite your goats again.

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo: Are you meant to bow down before I use the goats milk?

No, it is a sign from the scriptures, and will earn my faith.

Screw it. I'll just smite your goats again.

Some deity you turned out to be!! **burns holy scriptures**

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo: Are you meant to bow down before I use the goats milk?

No, it is a sign from the scriptures, and will earn my faith.

Screw it. I'll just smite your goats again.

Some deity you turned out to be!! **burns holy scriptures**

THOSE ARE MY SCRIPTURES! I SPENT SECONDS ON THOSE!

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo: Are you meant to bow down before I use the goats milk?

No, it is a sign from the scriptures, and will earn my faith.

Screw it. I'll just smite your goats again.

Some deity you turned out to be!! **burns holy scriptures**

THOSE ARE MY SCRIPTURES! I SPENT SECONDS ON THOSE!

You will never get those seconds back. Or the crayon you wrote it in :P

@BumpyBoo: You dare take binky the crayon.

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo: You dare take binky the crayon.

I took it, I snapped it, I put it up my goat's bum. Still want it back?

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo: You dare take binky the crayon.

I took it, I snapped it, I put it up my goat's bum. Still want it back?

And when you say goat's bum you mean--?

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo: You dare take binky the crayon.

I took it, I snapped it, I put it up my goat's bum. Still want it back?

And when you say goat's bum you mean--?

I mean pooper, make no mistake. You can still use it, but it will always smell funky.

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo: You dare take binky the crayon.

I took it, I snapped it, I put it up my goat's bum. Still want it back?

And when you say goat's bum you mean--?

I mean pooper, make no mistake. You can still use it, but it will always smell funky.

I'd take it back...if it was a sheep. Oh wait, I'm not Welsh!

OH DAYUM!

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo: You dare take binky the crayon.

I took it, I snapped it, I put it up my goat's bum. Still want it back?

And when you say goat's bum you mean--?

I mean pooper, make no mistake. You can still use it, but it will always smell funky.

I'd take it back...if it was a sheep. Oh wait, I'm not Welsh!

OH DAYUM!

Insult me all you want, you racist scoundrel, but it doesn't take the goat poop off of your crayon now, does it? Smell it. Breathe it in. That is the smell of your defeat.

@BumpyBoo: You say defeat, I say bonus.

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo: You say defeat, I say bonus.

For ours is a freaky, coprophilic god... O_O

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo: You say defeat, I say bonus.

For ours is a freaky, coprophilic god... O_O

Some kid will stumble on this thread. And that kid's mother will hate us.

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo: You say defeat, I say bonus.

For ours is a freaky, coprophilic god... O_O

Some kid will stumble on this thread. And that kid's mother will hate us.

The important thing is, he learned a difficult word. Cop-ro-phil-ic. There ya go, kid.

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo: You say defeat, I say bonus.

For ours is a freaky, coprophilic god... O_O

Some kid will stumble on this thread. And that kid's mother will hate us.

The important thing is, he learned a difficult word. Cop-ro-phil-ic. There ya go, kid.

Oh and another! Zoophilia. Or would it be farmphilia. You don't find many sheep in zoos...

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo: You say defeat, I say bonus.

For ours is a freaky, coprophilic god... O_O

Some kid will stumble on this thread. And that kid's mother will hate us.

The important thing is, he learned a difficult word. Cop-ro-phil-ic. There ya go, kid.

Oh and another! Zoophilia. Or would it be farmphilia. You don't find many sheep in zoos...

Well I WONDER what brought that to mind?? **eyes you suspiciously**

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo: You say defeat, I say bonus.

For ours is a freaky, coprophilic god... O_O

Some kid will stumble on this thread. And that kid's mother will hate us.

The important thing is, he learned a difficult word. Cop-ro-phil-ic. There ya go, kid.

Oh and another! Zoophilia. Or would it be farmphilia. You don't find many sheep in zoos...

Well I WONDER what brought that to mind?? **eyes you suspiciously**

Christmas. You know with all the itchy woolly jumpers.

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo: You say defeat, I say bonus.

For ours is a freaky, coprophilic god... O_O

Some kid will stumble on this thread. And that kid's mother will hate us.

The important thing is, he learned a difficult word. Cop-ro-phil-ic. There ya go, kid.

Oh and another! Zoophilia. Or would it be farmphilia. You don't find many sheep in zoos...

Well I WONDER what brought that to mind?? **eyes you suspiciously**

Christmas. You know with all the itchy woolly jumpers.

Oh yeah, yeah, of course, Xmas. That's what I thought... >_>

@BumpyBoo: You weren't thinking that at all. You sick racist.

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo: You weren't thinking that at all. You sick racist.

I'M RACIST??? MR "MY COUNTRY OWNS YOUR COUNTRY???

You have got some nerve, Cap!

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo: You weren't thinking that at all. You sick racist.

I'M RACIST??? MR "MY COUNTRY OWNS YOUR COUNTRY???

You have got some nerve, Cap!

I never said that! I don't have a country anyway. I'm Lord of Cappie of Heaven.

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo: You weren't thinking that at all. You sick racist.

I'M RACIST??? MR "MY COUNTRY OWNS YOUR COUNTRY???

You have got some nerve, Cap!

I absolutely said that! I hate your country anyway. I'm Lord of Meanie of Racists.

Fixed.

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo: You weren't thinking that at all. You sick racist.

I'M RACIST??? MR "MY COUNTRY OWNS YOUR COUNTRY???

You have got some nerve, Cap! Even though it's all true!

I absolutely said that! I hate your country anyway. I'm Lord of Meanie of Racists.

I know. We suck so badly.

But then wouldn't meanie be the racist...and I'm just his lord.

I tweaked just a little/

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo: You weren't thinking that at all. You sick racist.

I'M RACIST??? MR "MY COUNTRY OWNS YOUR COUNTRY???

You have got some nerve, Cap! Even though it's all true!

I absolutely said that! I hate your country anyway. I'm Lord of Meanie of Racists.

I know. We suck so badly.

I am only mean to the Welsh because they are too damn enticing, good looking and interesting, and my inferior non-Welsh mind cannot handle it. Clearly all Welsh people are far more evolved than I.

There was a slight typo there.

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo: You weren't thinking that at all. You sick racist.

I'M RACIST??? MR "MY COUNTRY OWNS YOUR COUNTRY???

You have got some nerve, Cap! Even though it's all true!

I absolutely said that! I hate your country anyway. I'm Lord of Meanie of Racists.

I know. We suck so badly.

I am only mean to the Welsh because they are too damn enticing, good looking and interesting, and my inferior non-Welsh mind cannot handle it. Clearly all Welsh people are far more evolved than I.
I love sarcasm. <3

There was a slight typo there.

I know

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo: You weren't thinking that at all. You sick racist.

I'M RACIST??? MR "MY COUNTRY OWNS YOUR COUNTRY???

You have got some nerve, Cap! Even though it's all true!

I absolutely said that! I hate your country anyway. I'm Lord of Meanie of Racists.

I know. We suck so badly.

I am only mean to the Welsh because they are too damn enticing, good looking and interesting, and my inferior non-Welsh mind cannot handle it. Clearly all Welsh people are far more evolved than I.
I love sarcasm. <3

There was a slight typo there.

The idea of wearing a panda suit excites me. I like to roll around in jam while I watch midgets kiss each other. It is how I relax.

DUDE!! You're sick... :O

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo: You weren't thinking that at all. You sick racist.

I'M RACIST??? MR "MY COUNTRY OWNS YOUR COUNTRY???

You have got some nerve, Cap! Even though it's all true!

I absolutely said that! I hate your country anyway. I'm Lord of Meanie of Racists.

I know. We suck so badly.

I am only mean to the Welsh because they are too damn enticing, good looking and interesting, and my inferior non-Welsh mind cannot handle it. Clearly all Welsh people are far more evolved than I.
I love sarcasm. <3

There was a slight typo there.

The idea of wearing a panda suit excites me. I like to roll around in jam while I watch midgets kiss each other. It is how I relax.

DUDE!! You're sick... :O

My scream is now soaked in mountain dew. Screw it, I don't even care. This is going in the op. Confession number 11.

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo: You weren't thinking that at all. You sick racist.

I'M RACIST??? MR "MY COUNTRY OWNS YOUR COUNTRY???

You have got some nerve, Cap! Even though it's all true!

I absolutely said that! I hate your country anyway. I'm Lord of Meanie of Racists.

I know. We suck so badly.

I am only mean to the Welsh because they are too damn enticing, good looking and interesting, and my inferior non-Welsh mind cannot handle it. Clearly all Welsh people are far more evolved than I.
I love sarcasm. <3

There was a slight typo there.

The idea of wearing a panda suit excites me. I like to roll around in jam while I watch midgets kiss each other. It is how I relax.

DUDE!! You're sick... :O

My scream is now soaked in mountain dew. Screw it, I don't even care. This is going in the op. Confession number 11.

Hehehe!! I feel honoured :D

@BumpyBoo: Feel proud. This is a big moment for you. Almost as big as your first sheep shearing session.

OH DAYUM.

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo: Feel proud. This is a big moment for you. Almost as big as your first sheep shearing session.

OH DAYUM.

Ah yes...you never forget your first....SHEARING,I MEAN!! Shearing.... >_>

@BumpyBoo: Ahh....I think I'm finished with the welsh jokes...

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo: Ahh....I think I'm finished with the welsh jokes...

Yes, we should quit before someone says something that can be used later in court O_O

@BumpyBoo said:

@CapFanboy said:

@BumpyBoo: Ahh....I think I'm finished with the welsh jokes...

Yes, we should quit before someone says something that can be used later in court O_O

I think everything I've said can be used in court for claims of sexual harassment.