This belongs in the fic section because everything you are about to read is purely fictional, except some aren't...I'm not very at good this, some of it is true, some is false, guess which is which. I do not mean anything written here to harm someone's feelings, emotions, or dry-bed-streak. I may make you wee yourself with laughter. That is not intentional. Purely because anything written here isn't funny. Expect Gah!-like things to happen.
Yes. I am aware this will be seen by the entirety of the Vine. Yes, I am too drunk too care. Yes. It is only 6:20pm. BUT I MAKE GAH'S DAMMIT NOT CLOCKS OR HEALTH PAMPHLETS!!! If you do want links about Alcohol. Ask @Raiiyn. She does those things.
#1: I sometimes dream about Spider-man dressed in a pink tutu pretending to be a Flamingo. That's a lie. It's really a blue tutu. With Cap's shield on the ass chee-- what? Move on? N'aww...
#2: I'm not sure whether @The Poet is a genuine Human Being or a robot who owns a dog and likes to play with my emotions. He doesn't call my Gah!s cute. It's obvious he doesn't like the middle child.
#3: This one's actually true. Whenever I see steak, I think of @ReVamp and that terrible looking deliciousness.
#4: @BumpyBoo is the first servant of my order. I crave her worship. Bow now. Bow to your God. The God of Gahs. Just cause goats were smited, does not mean your faith has depleted.
#5: @wildvine is the reason I prefer to write non-story fics...like Gah! She kept that one post thread going. Even after I didn't return.
#6: Steak is the greatest food in all of existence. Bread is the second greatest. Combined, you get awesome food worthy of first place in the foodlympics. If there ever was such a thing.
#7: I seem to have developed an obsession of pink tutus.
#8: I'm really sad that I have to wait for February for the return of Community and Psych. Goddammit Americans, what are you playing at?!
#9: Sometimes I wonder if everyone on Comic Vine is just an alt for a supreme user.
#10: 3617 posts at the time of writing this, and like 1, 955 are on the fic board. Not sure whether to plant my flag and take over, or distance myself from you weirdos.
#11: The idea of wearing a panda suit excites me. I like to roll around in jam while I watch midgets kiss each other. It is how I relax.
#12: My love for Nathan Fillion may have just evolved past platonic.
#13: I don't mean to be this sexy. It just comes naturally.
#14: My claims to be God might not be jokes anymore. Build me an ark. For the floods will come as soon as I find a decent Storm joke.
#15: Wildvine once sent me a message detailing the inner workings of Comic Vine's structure. It explained the lengths I have to go to to become a mod. Unfortunately, I'll never be able to stop plaguing my worshipers.
#16: @deadpoolrules isn't me but is.
#17: Fairly certain my favourite pass time on the vine now is just spamming people's walls. But they love it. And me. They love me. *unconvincing grin*
#18: @BumpyBoo said:
Afraid and excited to see where this goes :P
I think the important thing here is that I made Bump excited.
#19: This new CV layout is my enemy. It may just take number 1 spot on my list.
#20: Ok, so I don't have a list. Just ol' Roger (Pyrogram) and his attempts to serenade me.
#21:....My love for Nathan Fillion definitely isn't platonic any more.
#22: I feel so confused...Not to the extent X-Bolt is but nearly.
#23: Sometimes I go through phases where my ego hits the ceiling and I become unbearable. When that happens remind me that my thousands of posts on the Fan-Fic section have disappeared...
#24: I wish Nathan Fillion played every superhero. Ant-man - check. Iron Man - check. Captain America - check. Ms Marvel - Erm...
#25: I think I'm referencing Nathan Fillion too much.
#26: Is Nathan Fillion starting to sound weird to you.