#1 Edited by CapFanboy (5359 posts) - - Show Bio

This belongs in the fic section because everything you are about to read is purely fictional, except some aren't...I'm not very at good this, some of it is true, some is false, guess which is which. I do not mean anything written here to harm someone's feelings, emotions, or dry-bed-streak. I may make you wee yourself with laughter. That is not intentional. Purely because anything written here isn't funny. Expect Gah!-like things to happen.

Yes. I am aware this will be seen by the entirety of the Vine. Yes, I am too drunk too care. Yes. It is only 6:20pm. BUT I MAKE GAH'S DAMMIT NOT CLOCKS OR HEALTH PAMPHLETS!!! If you do want links about Alcohol. Ask @Raiiyn. She does those things.

Cappie's Confessions

#1: I sometimes dream about Spider-man dressed in a pink tutu pretending to be a Flamingo. That's a lie. It's really a blue tutu. With Cap's shield on the ass chee-- what? Move on? N'aww...

#2: I'm not sure whether @The Poet is a genuine Human Being or a robot who owns a dog and likes to play with my emotions. He doesn't call my Gah!s cute. It's obvious he doesn't like the middle child.

#3: This one's actually true. Whenever I see steak, I think of @ReVamp and that terrible looking deliciousness.

#4: @BumpyBoo is the first servant of my order. I crave her worship. Bow now. Bow to your God. The God of Gahs. Just cause goats were smited, does not mean your faith has depleted.

#5: @wildvine is the reason I prefer to write non-story fics...like Gah! She kept that one post thread going. Even after I didn't return.

#6: Steak is the greatest food in all of existence. Bread is the second greatest. Combined, you get awesome food worthy of first place in the foodlympics. If there ever was such a thing.

#7: I seem to have developed an obsession of pink tutus.

#8: I'm really sad that I have to wait for February for the return of Community and Psych. Goddammit Americans, what are you playing at?!

#9: Sometimes I wonder if everyone on Comic Vine is just an alt for a supreme user.

#10: 3617 posts at the time of writing this, and like 1, 955 are on the fic board. Not sure whether to plant my flag and take over, or distance myself from you weirdos.

#11: The idea of wearing a panda suit excites me. I like to roll around in jam while I watch midgets kiss each other. It is how I relax.

#12: My love for Nathan Fillion may have just evolved past platonic.

#13: I don't mean to be this sexy. It just comes naturally.

#14: My claims to be God might not be jokes anymore. Build me an ark. For the floods will come as soon as I find a decent Storm joke.

#15: Wildvine once sent me a message detailing the inner workings of Comic Vine's structure. It explained the lengths I have to go to to become a mod. Unfortunately, I'll never be able to stop plaguing my worshipers.

#16: @deadpoolrules isn't me but is.

#17: Fairly certain my favourite pass time on the vine now is just spamming people's walls. But they love it. And me. They love me. *unconvincing grin*

#18: @BumpyBoo said:

Afraid and excited to see where this goes :P

I think the important thing here is that I made Bump excited.

#19: This new CV layout is my enemy. It may just take number 1 spot on my list.

#20: Ok, so I don't have a list. Just ol' Roger (Pyrogram) and his attempts to serenade me.

#21:....My love for Nathan Fillion definitely isn't platonic any more.

#22: I feel so confused...Not to the extent X-Bolt is but nearly.

#23: Sometimes I go through phases where my ego hits the ceiling and I become unbearable. When that happens remind me that my thousands of posts on the Fan-Fic section have disappeared...

#24: I wish Nathan Fillion played every superhero. Ant-man - check. Iron Man - check. Captain America - check. Ms Marvel - Erm...

#25: I think I'm referencing Nathan Fillion too much.

#26: Is Nathan Fillion starting to sound weird to you.

#2 Posted by wildvine (10334 posts) - - Show Bio

This is hilarious. Can't wait for you to do me. No wait, that sounds wrong...

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#3 Posted by CapFanboy (5359 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine said:

This is hilarious. Can't wait for you to do me. No wait, that sounds wrong...

I'll get right on it-- Wait, yeah. I see what you mean.

#4 Posted by Joygirl (20146 posts) - - Show Bio

Hmmm.

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#5 Posted by CapFanboy (5359 posts) - - Show Bio

@Joygirl said:

Hmmm.

...That sounds bad. Was it bad? Is it good? Talk to me Joygirl!!!

Oh...it's the image of spidey in a tutu isn't it?...

#6 Posted by wildvine (10334 posts) - - Show Bio

Now i can't shake that thought...

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#7 Posted by CapFanboy (5359 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine said:

Now i can't shake that thought...

You think I could?!

#8 Posted by wildvine (10334 posts) - - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

@Joygirl said:

Hmmm.

...That sounds bad. Was it bad? Is it good? Talk to me Joygirl!!!

Oh...it's the image of spidey in a tutu isn't it?...

If she didn't like it you would know.

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#9 Posted by CapFanboy (5359 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine said:

@CapFanboy said:

@Joygirl said:

Hmmm.

...That sounds bad. Was it bad? Is it good? Talk to me Joygirl!!!

Oh...it's the image of spidey in a tutu isn't it?...

If she didn't like it you would know.

I think the problem is she does like it. She likes it a little too much.

#10 Posted by wildvine (10334 posts) - - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

@wildvine said:

@CapFanboy said:

@Joygirl said:

Hmmm.

...That sounds bad. Was it bad? Is it good? Talk to me Joygirl!!!

Oh...it's the image of spidey in a tutu isn't it?...

If she didn't like it you would know.

I think the problem is she does like it. She likes it a little too much.

Run cap. : P

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#11 Posted by CapFanboy (5359 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine: Argh!

#12 Posted by BumpyBoo (10445 posts) - - Show Bio

Afraid and excited to see where this goes :P

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#13 Posted by CapFanboy (5359 posts) - - Show Bio

@BumpyBoo said:

Afraid and excited to see where this goes :P

I'm afraid too!!

#14 Posted by xxxddd (3593 posts) - - Show Bio

@CapFanboy: What do you think about me?

#15 Posted by CapFanboy (5359 posts) - - Show Bio

@xxxddd said:

@CapFanboy: What do you think about me?

Truth: I don't know you that well, but you're cool so far

In a Gah!-like answer: You're a no-good swindling scoundrel.

#16 Posted by The Poet (8338 posts) - - Show Bio

@CapFanboy: from the same random guy who brought you the tortures of gah...

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#17 Posted by CapFanboy (5359 posts) - - Show Bio
#18 Edited by The Poet (8338 posts) - - Show Bio

O.O

65...

WILL NO ONE END OUR SUFFERING!!!???

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#19 Posted by CapFanboy (5359 posts) - - Show Bio
#20 Posted by CapFanboy (5359 posts) - - Show Bio

B-B-BumpBaBumpBaBump Bump Bump, Bump BaBumpBaBump Bump Bump

#21 Posted by thespideyguy (2643 posts) - - Show Bio

@CapFanboy: What do you think of me?

#22 Posted by wildvine (10334 posts) - - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

#5: is the reason I prefer to write non-story fics...like Gah! She kept that one post thread going. Even after I didn't return.

I'm flattered, i think.

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#23 Posted by CapFanboy (5359 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine said:

@CapFanboy said:

#5: is the reason I prefer to write non-story fics...like Gah! She kept that one post thread going. Even after I didn't return.

I'm flattered, i think.

You should be...

@thespideyguy said:

@CapFanboy: What do you think of me?

Well, you're a Spider-man fan so that gives you +1 in my book, you subscribed to Gah! so you may have a few hiccups in the mental health department xD But overall, you're pretty cool. Don't know you as well as others on the Vine but see no reason why I couldn't

#24 Posted by thespideyguy (2643 posts) - - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

@wildvine said:

@CapFanboy said:

#5: is the reason I prefer to write non-story fics...like Gah! She kept that one post thread going. Even after I didn't return.

I'm flattered, i think.

You should be...

@thespideyguy said:

@CapFanboy: What do you think of me?

Well, you're a Spider-man fan so that gives you +1 in my book, you subscribed to Gah! so you may have a few hiccups in the mental health department xD But overall, you're pretty cool. Don't know you as well as others on the Vine but see no reason why I couldn't

Do you want to hear what my parents say about my mental health or my doctors say.

#25 Posted by CapFanboy (5359 posts) - - Show Bio

@thespideyguy said:

@CapFanboy said:

@wildvine said:

@CapFanboy said:

#5: is the reason I prefer to write non-story fics...like Gah! She kept that one post thread going. Even after I didn't return.

I'm flattered, i think.

You should be...

@thespideyguy said:

@CapFanboy: What do you think of me?

Well, you're a Spider-man fan so that gives you +1 in my book, you subscribed to Gah! so you may have a few hiccups in the mental health department xD But overall, you're pretty cool. Don't know you as well as others on the Vine but see no reason why I couldn't

Do you want to hear what my parents say about my mental health or my doctors say.

I am your doctor. Take your pills dammit.

#26 Posted by wildvine (10334 posts) - - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

I am your doctor. Take your pills dammit.

He's not really a doctor. (learned that the hard way)

And i get last word cause i'm leaving. : P

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#27 Posted by CapFanboy (5359 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine said:

@CapFanboy said:

I am your doctor. Take your pills dammit.

He's not really a doctor. (learned that the hard way)

And i get last word cause i'm leaving. : P

#28 Posted by wildvine (10334 posts) - - Show Bio

you fiend, you sexy fiend!!

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#29 Posted by CapFanboy (5359 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine said:

you fiend, you sexy fiend!!

Nathan Fillion is so awesome. If I could be him I would.

#30 Posted by thespideyguy (2643 posts) - - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

@thespideyguy said:

@CapFanboy said:

@wildvine said:

@CapFanboy said:

#5: is the reason I prefer to write non-story fics...like Gah! She kept that one post thread going. Even after I didn't return.

I'm flattered, i think.

You should be...

@thespideyguy said:

@CapFanboy: What do you think of me?

Well, you're a Spider-man fan so that gives you +1 in my book, you subscribed to Gah! so you may have a few hiccups in the mental health department xD But overall, you're pretty cool. Don't know you as well as others on the Vine but see no reason why I couldn't

Do you want to hear what my parents say about my mental health or my doctors say.

I am your doctor. Take your pills dammit.

Why do you look so far away.

#31 Posted by CapFanboy (5359 posts) - - Show Bio

@thespideyguy: Because I'm a superhero.

#32 Posted by thespideyguy (2643 posts) - - Show Bio

@CapFanboy: Batman doesn't look far away, nor does that talking panda in the corner. Spider-man doesn't look far away either except in that tutu.

#33 Posted by CapFanboy (5359 posts) - - Show Bio

@thespideyguy: Oh that tutu.

#34 Posted by thespideyguy (2643 posts) - - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

@thespideyguy: Oh that tutu.

Oh that blue tutu.

#35 Posted by Time_Phantom (529 posts) - - Show Bio

Wow this was actually kinda funny... not like Gah! at all. (yeah I kinda lurk your stories to be honest.)

#36 Posted by 4donkeyjohnson (1714 posts) - - Show Bio

Hmmmmm

#37 Posted by Pyrogram (41246 posts) - - Show Bio

in the wold of mind ****'s Im confused.

#38 Posted by thespideyguy (2643 posts) - - Show Bio

Bump

#39 Posted by CapFanboy (5359 posts) - - Show Bio

@Time_Phantom said:

Wow this was actually kinda funny... not like Gah! at all. (yeah I kinda lurk your stories to be honest.)

And you don't comment?! How could you?! *runs away and cries*

@4donkeyjohnson said:

Hmmmmm

Good hmm, or bad hmm?

@Pyrogram said:

in the wold of mind ****'s Im confused.

You will be. Go read Gah! and you'll get an idea.

@thespideyguy: Thanks for the bump!

#40 Posted by wildvine (10334 posts) - - Show Bio

When we get some more confessions? I know there's more in there.

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#41 Posted by CapFanboy (5359 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine: Probably today. I have a feeling of making a few new Gah!s as well.

#42 Posted by 4donkeyjohnson (1714 posts) - - Show Bio

Just a general hmmm, still trying to work it out...

#43 Edited by thespideyguy (2643 posts) - - Show Bio

@CapFanboy: Gah!reat.

#44 Posted by CapFanboy (5359 posts) - - Show Bio

@thespideyguy said:

@CapFanboy: Gah!reat.

Aha!

#45 Posted by CapFanboy (5359 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine: You have...2. They're not even good. I JUST DON'T HAVE IT IN ME!

#46 Posted by wildvine (10334 posts) - - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

@wildvine: You have...2. They're not even good. I JUST DON'T HAVE IT IN ME!

Don't you give me excuses!!! Give me confessions/Gah!

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#47 Posted by CapFanboy (5359 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine said:

@CapFanboy said:

@wildvine: You have...2. They're not even good. I JUST DON'T HAVE IT IN ME!

Don't you give me excuses!!! Give me confessions/Gah!

....you work me like a slave.

#48 Posted by wildvine (10334 posts) - - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

....you work me like a slave.

Back talk? You want to wear a tutu and get beat with wire hangers don't you?

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#49 Posted by CapFanboy (5359 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine said:

@CapFanboy said:

....you work me like a slave.

Back talk? You want to wear a tutu and get beat with wire hangers don't you?

Maybe just a little...

#50 Posted by wildvine (10334 posts) - - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

Maybe just a little...

Remember the safe [This joke has been censored by Comic Vine] and strawberries?

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