Cappie/AweSam one post story thread! - Fan-Fic

#1 Posted by CapFanboy (4198 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

This is me and @AweSam continuing a story by contributing a sentence each. It help me to get creativity going and for @primepower53 to get mad...

On a long, cold, stormy night, a large werewolf appears in a small town.

#2 Posted by AweSam (3861 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

He had hair as white as snow.

#3 Posted by CapFanboy (4198 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

@AweSam: Bloody snow. Stained with blood from head to claw.

Lets Dr Seuss this thing

#4 Posted by AweSam (3861 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

@CapFanboy: He creeps through the streets of the nice quiet town.

#5 Posted by CapFanboy (4198 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

@AweSam: Treading lightly so as not to wake Dolph Lundgren

#6 Posted by AweSam (3861 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

@CapFanboy: He walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich.

#7 Posted by CapFanboy (4198 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

@AweSam: And is met with the creepiest orgy the world has ever seen, there were the JLA, the Avengers, the JSA...and Power Girl!

#8 Posted by AweSam (3861 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

@CapFanboy: That's when he realizes this has turned into an issue of Gah!.

#9 Posted by CapFanboy (4198 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

@AweSam: But the host is nowhere to be found!

#10 Posted by AweSam (3861 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

@CapFanboy: Because he ate him.

#11 Posted by CapFanboy (4198 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

@AweSam: Oh no werewolf! What are we going to do now?!

#12 Posted by AweSam (3861 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

He begins eating everyone.

#13 Posted by CapFanboy (4198 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

@AweSam: But Alan Scott has a hard gooey centre which the werewolf cracks his teeth on

#14 Posted by AweSam (3861 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

@CapFanboy: So he breaks a table... for some reason.

#15 Posted by CapFanboy (4198 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

@AweSam: But finds out that the table was really a seal keeping a giant hydra trapped beneath the floorboards. By breaking the table the Hyrda is unleashed in front of the combined might of the Avengers, JSA, JLA, the werewolf, and our favourite (no)boobhole Power Girl!!!

#16 Posted by AweSam (3861 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

@CapFanboy: Only to remember he ate everyone.

#17 Posted by CapFanboy (4198 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

@AweSam: But is still snacking on Power Girl (cause that takes a while) when the Hydra lunges at him, ready to eat him.

#18 Posted by AweSam (3861 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

@CapFanboy: So he stops trying to munch on Powergirl because he's not even drawing and they team up to kill the hydra, ignoring the fact that the werewolf attempted to eat her and everyone she knows.

#19 Posted by CapFanboy (4198 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

@AweSam:AND SHE CLOSES THE BOOBHO--I MEAN FLOOR HOLE!

#20 Posted by AweSam (3861 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

@CapFanboy: Then the werewolf reverts back into his human form/Wolverine's cousin Rob, twice removed.

#21 Posted by CapFanboy (4198 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

@AweSam: Then Power Girl leads Rob into the back room for--err...milk...and cookies...round cookies...with one chocolate chip slap-bang in the middle...a hardened chocolate chip...cause it's cold...

#22 Posted by AweSam (3861 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

@CapFanboy: This confuses Rob.

#23 Posted by CapFanboy (4198 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

@AweSam: Prompting him to run away from Power Girl who screams some nonsense about "not getting any (cookies)" as she cries in the back room, then outside, ROB MEETS WOLVIE!

#24 Posted by AweSam (3861 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

@CapFanboy: Who comes because he heard about cookies.

#25 Posted by CapFanboy (4198 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

@AweSam: Cookies with a chocolate chip and jugs of milk *drools*-- ARGH! Wolverine throws the first punch/swipe/claw

#26 Posted by AweSam (3861 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

@CapFanboy: Confused, Rob asked him why he would attack him?

#27 Posted by CapFanboy (4198 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

@AweSam: Wolverine responds with "I WANT ALL THE COOKIES! MOTHAF***A!!!!" In his best Sam Jackson voice

#28 Posted by primepower53 (5655 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

I hate you Cappie.

#29 Posted by AweSam (3861 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

@CapFanboy: @primepower53:

Rob then turns into a werewolf and attacks Wolverine.

< +1 post

#30 Posted by CapFanboy (4198 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

@AweSam: Wolverine dodges and snarls

@primepower53 said:

I hate you Cappie.

@AweSam: Should we let him in...

#31 Posted by AweSam (3861 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

@CapFanboy: Then Ron swiftly kicks him in the back of the head.

Note: Hmmm, maybe lol

#32 Posted by CapFanboy (4198 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

@AweSam: Wolverine falls, dying because he has AIDS that squirrel girl gave him after she got them from a homeless dude who dressed up like a squirrel just so he could bang her....is this still PG?...

#33 Posted by primepower53 (5655 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

@AweSam: Wolverine falls, dying because he has AIDS that squirrel girl gave him after she got them from a homeless dude who dressed up like a squirrel just so he could bang her....is this still PG?...

PG then comes out of nowhere WITH THE BOOB HOLE! (I'm assuming we're talking about Power Girl)

You're welcome, b!tch.

#34 Posted by primepower53 (5655 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

Wait...that's parental guidance.

CARRY ON ANYWAY!

#35 Edited by wildvine (3269 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

You guys are crazy. :P

#36 Posted by CapFanboy (4198 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

@primepower53 said:

@CapFanboy said:
@AweSam: Wolverine falls, dying because he has AIDS that squirrel girl gave him after she got them from a homeless dude who dressed up like a squirrel just so he could bang her....is this still PG?...
PG then comes out of nowhere WITH THE BOOB HOLE! (I'm assuming we're talking about Power Girl)
You're welcome, b!tch.

NOT THE BOOBHOLE!!! What will our werewolf do now?!

@wildvine said:

You guys are crazy. :P

We know xD

#37 Posted by wildvine (3269 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

Tune in next week... Sorry could not resist.

#38 Posted by CapFanboy (4198 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

@wildvine said:

Tune in next week... Sorry could not resist.

Hehe :L

#39 Posted by primepower53 (5655 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

*raises hand* I love this.

Just sayin

#40 Posted by CapFanboy (4198 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

@primepower53 said:

*raises hand* I love this.
Just sayin

Carry it on man!

#41 Posted by AweSam (3861 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

@wildvine: We're not crazy, we're perfectly normal. Just not normal people normal.

@CapFanboy: Powergirl steps on Wolverine.

#42 Posted by CapFanboy (4198 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

@AweSam: Supergirl appears and consoles our lovable boobhole-less wonder

#43 Posted by primepower53 (5655 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

@CapFanboy: While Wolverine dies a horrible PAINFUL death, stuck in an endless loophole of repeated deaths

#44 Posted by CapFanboy (4198 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

@primepower53: Wait! Is that Batman?!

#45 Posted by primepower53 (5655 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

@CapFanboy:YES IT' (A NOT GAY) BATMAN!

NANANANANANANANANANANANANANA BATMAN! (Goes his bat-radio)

#46 Posted by CapFanboy (4198 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

@primepower53: Is that....boobhole repellent spray? Oh god! IT'S BACK! PRAISE BE TO BATMAN!! Also, check out Gah...

#47 Posted by primepower53 (5655 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

@CapFanboy: Batman saves nerds around the world from further discomfort by restoring the boobhole.

#48 Posted by CapFanboy (4198 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

@primepower53: What else needs fixing? *looks at Marvel*

#49 Posted by BlackArmor (5895 posts) - 10 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

#50 Posted by CapFanboy (4198 posts) - 10 months, 23 days ago - Show Bio

@BlackArmor said:

Dafuq did I write?...