CapFanboy & BumpyBoo's Wedding

Well thank God You for that, I thought you were going completely soft.

Congrats!

Hey! You're the soppy one here.

LIES

I NEVER LIE! I ONLY SPEAK FALSE TRUTHS!

Thanks! :)

THAT MEANS THE SAME THING!!!

@bumpyboo: NO IT DOESN'T STOP LYING!

I'M NOT LYING YOU'RE LYING!

FALSE TRUTHS WOMAN! FALSE TRUTHS!

SEMANTICS!

@bumpyboo: NO IT DOESN'T!

YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART RIGHT NOW YOU BUMFACE

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALSE TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTHS!

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

@bumpyboo: YOU PLEDGED YOUR ALLEGIANCE AND NOW YOU DO THIS?!

ME???

You started it, you know I love you really.

Yes you do. Don't forget that.

Never have, never will ;)

I remember a couple of times when you were in denial....

By a couple of times you mean two whole years? Yeah I remember that XD

You don't have to be sorry, BumpyBoo. I'm blaming @wildvine for not keeping you in the van. Although...okay, I did put out that Amber Alert...maybe...maybe I made her feel like she had to dump you off somewhere, to get the heat off of her. Oh no...am...am I to blame for this? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Oh I was joking. See?

@cbishop: YOU DID THIS TO MEEEEE! *points*

See, @capfanboy, this is what happens when you get married. Your wife suddenly starts talking about your shortcomings in public. Fret not though, there's a pill to help you with that "going completely soft" problem.

Don't you try sowing the seeds of discontent, mister! DON'T YOU DO IT!

Yeah.....I thought those were steroids butthole. IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN WANT ME TO STEAL YOUR WALLET.

@bumpyboo: *covers self*

@wildvine said:

Oh I was joking. See?

That's... really quite awesome, and...

...NO! BUMPY! I'M SORRY! PLEASE DON'T GO! PLEASE...don't go. <looks at ground, turns away. Steps over guardrail> Dang. <Steps off the edge> Bummmmpyyyyyyboooooooo! I'mmm sorrrryyyyyyyyyy <thud> <peels face off of bottom of canyon, stands, walks away bouncing and sounding like a human accordian>

You sounded pretty discontent already. I was just trying to help Cap' out.

I put those in my wallet for you, because I knew they'd be sure to get to you that way. I know your ways...btw, you still owe me fifty bucks from the last time.

I'm not discontent! I am happier than I have ever been dammit! Look at this smile:

8D

That's totally legit.

<shrugs> Hey, you're the one who said he was going completely soft. That's discontent. I would kn...I mean, uh, I've heard of this before.

Lady said she happy. Move along fella

: P

Aww you always got my back <3

Hey, I jumped off a cliff six posts back. How much further along can I move? She happy, she happy, fine. :P

Until you are the vague memory of a speck on the horizen.

"Horizon." The word is "horizon." ...And you are just mean. We all know how this Joker/Harley type of relationship ends. If you want to be the Catwoman that ignores it rather than the Poison Ivy that tries to save her, fine. I hope you and your two banhammers are very happy together. hmph. u.u

Ooof! Shots fired!

It'll never end!

And yes they are. Totally content, thank you :)

Edited because typos XD

Spell check sent me an email saying it was sick of correcting me and I was beyond help. So I have no spell check now. : (

We are. Me and my hammers have already had three tea parties together. Maybe I'm the supportive who just wants her to be... to be... Oh no, here I go again! *Locks self in the bathroom*

@wildvine: I WANT THAT HAMMER!

*Sticks tongue at you* Meemeep! *Runs off leaving a cloud of dust*

I see @capfanboy must have taken the pill.

Oh, BANhammer...right. Nevermind.

He don't need no pill! Gods don't have those kinds of problems, that's a mortal concern ;)

And I am so mortal. <runs away crying> (til he's "a tiny speck on the horizen [sic]")

*watches you leave with a tear in her eye*

Congrats you Crazy...um Teddy Bears ? heeheh

*throws rice*

Oh you got it bad.

"Horizon." The word is "horizon."

@wildvine:

Psssh.

Pfft.

Like just, just PFFFT.

Do not am not YOU ARE!

@darling_luna: Teddy bears works for me, why not hehe. Awww thanks hun! <3

I... what? No! Poppycock! Boulderdash I say.

Young lady, one would be ill advised to provoke me toward a bout of fisticuffs!

Someone hold my top hat and eye monocle. This debate is going to get.... potentially uncivil. I apologize in advance if I forget to raise my pinky when i sip my tea. In fact, lets take a moment to apologize profusely to anyone who might have the misfortune to read any haughy comments to come eh?