Right Joygirl, are you done? Thank you. You can leave, and take emo spidey with you. Don't scoff at me Venom! I'll beat your ass! *waves fist angrily with back to door as X-Bolt and Hal Jordan sneak in.* X-BOLT! WHAT THE HELL?! NOT AGAIN! ARGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHH!!! *Breaks things. Lotsa things.*
X-Bolt: Hello One and All!!!!! Welcome To a very special GIANT SIZE edition of Gah! guest hosted by me, Avenging-X-Bolt!!!!!!!!!!
Hal Jordan: Really thats the the best you can do dude? Thats kinda weak....
X-Bolt: DONT YOU START WITH ME MISTER!!!! I would have had a great speech prepared if i had the time. but noooo, i had to drive all the way to Mexico to pick you up from Mcdonalds because you left your battery at home. On top of that i had to wrestle you out of the ball pit and buy you chicken nuggets....
Hal Jordan:.......its not my fault......it was Parallax....
X-Bolt: Thats your excuse for everything...when you leave the toilet seat up, when you run up the phone bill, When you rip a fart......
X-Bolt: You just ripped a fart didnt you?
Hal Jordan: heeeeeeheeee no.......
X-Bolt: DONT yOU DARE----!!!
Hal Jordan: IT WAS PARALLAX!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!
X-Bolt: *sighs* Anyway back on topic. On today's deluxe Gah!!! We will be showing footage and highlights from my birthday bonanza, in which you lucky people wil see the lucky nobodies will se the absolute cream of the crop of vine and various universes party like there's no tommorow. You'll see chills---
Hal Jordan: CHILLS!!!
Hal Jordan: THRILLS!!!!!
X-Bolt: Hal......Is that really nessesary?
Hal Jordan: Is your face nessesary?
X-Bolt:.........well played sir
Hal Jordan: verily.........i wish i had some nachos
X-Bolt: What happened to the nacho's we picked up on the way here?!?
Hal Jordan:I ate em..
X-Bolt: All of them? We were supposed to share those!!!!!!!
Hal Jordan: I know but Parallax made-----
X-Bolt: LET'S JUST GO GET THE DAMN NACHOS!!!!!
Hal Jordan: Yayyyyyyy!!!!! Thank you Bolt-Bolt
X-Bolt: I told you to NEVER call me that in public!!
Hal Jordan: ooooooooops sorry : )
X-Bolt: Ladies and Gentleman, we'll be back after a brief intermission. but now, a word from our sponsors.
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