#1 Posted by AweSam (7375 posts) - - Show Bio

Motor City, Illinois, USA

“It’s all going according to plan!” Sir Smart yelled with an evil grin.

Spinister approached the mad genius from the rear.

“Why do I have the feeling this is all going to blow up in our faces?”

“Because you are a fool!” Sir Smart said. “With the help of my Scottish ninjas, A.A.R.S.S will finally cease to exist!”

He was interrupted by the sound of a tremendous impact.

“Is that a part of your plan?” Spinister asked.


A.A.R.S.S HQ, Coney Island, New York, USA

Space Horse crashed head first the A.A.R.S.S headquarters. The Scottish ninjas looked in horror as the enraged horse drew his head from the ground and looked the ninja dead in the eyes.

“What dee hell ‘err you?” a ninja asked.

Space horse bashed his head into the ninja’s abdomen and yelled, “That’s not even a Scottish accent!”

Another sneaked up on him from behind wielding a large katana. Space Horse pointed his snowy white forehead at the ninja and released a large beam of energy.

“Surround the horse… thing!”

The Scottish ninjas surrounded Space Horse and attacked all at once. With no way out, Space Horse launched himself into the air. He then let out a mighty neigh and came cometing down to the Scottish ninjas. Defeated, the ninjas vanished. Space Horse approached Dish-Man.

“Are you okay?” he asked.

“I’m fine, thank you”, he said. “Make sure Bus-Boy and Bus-Girl are okay.”

Their eyes slowly opened as Space Horse walked closer.

“We’re okay. Just a few bumps and bruises”, Bus-Boy said.

Dish-Man got back to his feet, but not without a struggle.

“Who do you think ordered this attack?” Space Horse asked.

“I think we both know who it is”, Dish-Man replied.

“Then we must take action.”

Dish-Man grinned, “The problem’s being dealt with already.”


Motor City, Illinois, USA

“Damn it, damn it, damn it!” Sir Smart yelled as he repeatedly slammed his fist on his computer. “Damn that stupid, flying horse!”

He let out a breath of air.

“No matter. I’ll just have to come up with a new plan.”

“Here we go again”, Spinister sighed.

Suddenly, a large banging sound interrupted them. Sir Smart looked in horror as the door hit broke off its hinges and hit the ground. There stood a man wearing a heavy winter coat with spatulas for hands. Sir Smart’s arch nemesis, SPATULUS!

“How would you like your beating, rare or well done?” Spatulus asks.

#2 Posted by AweSam (7375 posts) - - Show Bio

@batkevin74 @joshmightbe I really meant for this to be a lot longer, but I just ran out ideas. First week of school is really messing with me. Next time I'll make sure it's a lot better.

#3 Posted by batkevin74 (10806 posts) - - Show Bio

@awesam: Space horse bashed his head into the ninja’s abdomen and yelled, “That’s not even a Scottish accent!”

Ha ha ha ha! Love it! Spatulus is going to lay some flap down! :) This is turning into something good

#4 Posted by batkevin74 (10806 posts) - - Show Bio
#5 Posted by cbishop (8239 posts) - - Show Bio

@awesam: Space horse bashed his head into the ninja’s abdomen and yelled, “That’s not even a Scottish accent!”

Ha ha ha ha! Love it! Spatulus is going to lay some flap down! :) This is turning into something good

So much this. :)

And...um...it's Dishman, Busboy, Busgirl. Just sayin'.

#6 Posted by batkevin74 (10806 posts) - - Show Bio

@cbishop: Ah I like the hyphen, makes him better like Spider-Man :)

#7 Edited by AweSam (7375 posts) - - Show Bio
#8 Edited by batkevin74 (10806 posts) - - Show Bio
#9 Posted by joshmightbe (24885 posts) - - Show Bio

@awesam: Great job, I'll start putting my chapter together ASAP, I even dug out an old notebook from when I was in seventh grade to see if I could work in any of the weird crap in there.

#10 Posted by TommytheHitman (3203 posts) - - Show Bio

Lol... Scottish ninjas...

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#11 Posted by wildvine (9696 posts) - - Show Bio

This was funny. Can't wait for the collectables to come out.

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#12 Edited by batkevin74 (10806 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine: You're a genius! Now I wish I had more than $20 in my wallet, I'd go to one of those custom action figure places and make the A.A.R.S.S :)

#13 Posted by 4donkeyjohnson (1673 posts) - - Show Bio
#14 Posted by AweSam (7375 posts) - - Show Bio
#15 Edited by ImpurestCheese (5124 posts) - - Show Bio

@awesam: @tommythehitman: Woo finally someone realises how great Scotland is.

#butnotlochnessthatisjustatouristtrap

#16 Posted by batkevin74 (10806 posts) - - Show Bio

@awesam: We need to convince some of the artists over in the artist section to do at least some sketches of these guys & gals

#17 Posted by 4donkeyjohnson (1673 posts) - - Show Bio
#18 Posted by AweSam (7375 posts) - - Show Bio

@4donkeyjohnson: When Joshmightbe decides to post it. Then Batkev writes, then myself, and so on.

@impurestcheese: They did get their asses kicked by a flying horse...

#19 Posted by ImpurestCheese (5124 posts) - - Show Bio
#20 Posted by AweSam (7375 posts) - - Show Bio
#21 Posted by ImpurestCheese (5124 posts) - - Show Bio

@awesam: Of course Flying Horse = Awesome

#22 Posted by Guardiandevil83 (5618 posts) - - Show Bio

Please give the Scottish Ninja clan a Spin-off!!

#23 Posted by batkevin74 (10806 posts) - - Show Bio
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#25 Posted by 4donkeyjohnson (1673 posts) - - Show Bio

Casual bump for inspiration for @joshmightbe

Yes, please. I would like to see some more of this :)

#26 Posted by 4donkeyjohnson (1673 posts) - - Show Bio
#27 Posted by joshmightbe (24885 posts) - - Show Bio
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#29 Posted by joshmightbe (24885 posts) - - Show Bio
#30 Posted by batkevin74 (10806 posts) - - Show Bio

@joshmightbe:

So do you want me to write the next chapter? Coz I've been waiting for honestly

#31 Posted by joshmightbe (24885 posts) - - Show Bio

@batkevin74: Yeah, I just can't think of anything to write for this for the time being. Sorry I just keep starting and nothing comes to me.

#32 Posted by batkevin74 (10806 posts) - - Show Bio

@joshmightbe:

No worries! I'll have a think do a chapter, kick it to @awesam if he wants a go, then back to you if you are inspired :) A.A.R.S.S away!

#33 Posted by 4donkeyjohnson (1673 posts) - - Show Bio

Bumped as requested