The Hybrid Bastards! Ultimate Challenge! Enter Today!

You might remember the (crazy) Comic Vine interview with Hybrid Bastards! creator Tom Pinchuk at the Long Beach Comic Con.  You've heard about Hybrid Bastards and have even seen a step-by-step process on the birth of the Hybrid Bastards by Tom himself.  Comic Vine is partnering with Hybrid Bastards! publisher Archaia to give you a chance to create your own Bastard.  Interested?  Check out the video for details:
 

TAKE THE HYBRID BASTARDS! ULTIMATE CHALLENGE!

THE PRIZES:

I love it! Best damn Ad ever!

Awesome ad!!! i might start picking up archaia comics now !!!!!

" Best fucking ad ever!  Hurry kids, this is a great contest~! Wonderful book, Kate's art is to die for- and Archaia titles? What more could you want? "

I wish I was creative

" So, do we post them here or send them directly to Tom and Kate's mail here? "

One last question, is there a limit to how many Bastards we can enter?  I came up with several on the commute home from work, so just wondering.

Emory the MRI Hybrid Bastard:

Emory is the result of Zeus’s philandering with a Magnetic Resonance Imaging machine (he f’ed an MRI). She’s a very big girl and incredibly attractive, especially to ferrous metals. She’s quite perceptive and can scan any situation or person and know exactly what’s wrong, except when it comes to herself.

"Perry"

Ernest

While makeing y'know with a toilet paper roll some of Zeus' love juice hits the toilet. Ernest now makes his living by helping people out in emergency situations..hehe

That ad was rad!

Tom needs to make a trek up to Comicvine Corporate Headquarters.  We need him on some CV Video and Podcasts.  The man is insane.  We like insane.

Keep 'em coming guys!   Only a 2 weeks until my pencil has an abortion all
over the winner's drawing.
 
@SpookyChan: Damn straight!

"Cribby"

Cerb-brush 
 Background
 Zeus went and did what he does best again "cheating on his wife Hera with anything he can find"  on one lonely summers mid afternoon he found a hair brush . This brush later produced cerb-brush. 
 Description
Cerb-brush is fiesty little hairbrush with a multicolour mein from all the hairs he had been dragged through much to hes distaste, due to being often mistaken as a normal hairbrush he is often picked up by random people and taken to new places "random handbags/draws and bathrooms". Due to his many adventures he has learned the arts of stealth and scopes out escape routes from hes wouldbe owners.

So glad the creative juices flowing into what's looking to be a stadium-sized bowl of creative punch!  Let's see more! Light it up!
 
@Red L.A.M.P.  You want me on the podcast? Let's make it happen.  I dole out insanities like candy from my pocket.
 
@Babs I'd say we redefined the contest promo here, haven't we?

@ the world, Tom not only doles out insanity like candy from his pocket,  but he also does 
so from inside a white, windowless van
 
These are great guys, I'm giggling like a dandy just reading them. More more more!

 Hatless " said with a london based accient think snatch & lock stock and two smoking barrels, so it sounds like atlas"
 
the daughter of zeus and a hatstand, has a tall thin  look to her as well as being water resistant and sanded plane smooth, quite happy to hang around in the background is some waht of a wallflower due to far of accent being mocked.

Sally
 
The offspring of one of Zeus' less thought out and more painful daliances with a Salad Shooter.  Sally, an overly health conscious young lass, has an unusually sharp wit and tends to make a mess of things when left to her own devices.     
 

Connie

Zeus’ daughter birthed from a videogame controller after an intense foray into the dirty, filthy, nasty world of Leisure Suit Larry led him astray yet again.   Connie’s a bit simple by today’s standards, being 18 years old and all, but can still get the job done in most cases.

Umberto

The product of Zeus trying to teach Hercules to “Man Up” by repeatedly violating his favorite Teddy-Bear.   Swarthy, overly macho, and a bit on the obnoxious side, Umberto considers himself the ultimate ladies man, after all, who could resist such a testosterone infused package wrapped in supple soft velveteen?

Alright, I gotta stop for a while, I'm having waaaayyyyy too much fun with this, my co workers keep looking at me funny as cackle maddly at the computer screen.

Tyler

Melvin

This is absolutely fantastic, by the way.

" This is absolutely fantastic, by the way. "

"Wanda"

"Matt"

Spunky Brewster 

Preston

Jizz-E

@ Gambler:
"His hypnotic voice lyrically molests any lady within ear shot."
Bwhahaha!  Also at first I read literally instead of lyrically, which was also awesome.
 
@ Fresh 03
Hell yeah we are!!

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Preston

 Zeus, while jonsing for a fresh cup of french roast coffee, grabs the French Press off the kitchen counter.  Looking at the smooth cylindrical shape, that void just needing to be filled, Zeus cannot help himself and jam packs the coffee press with his own brand of creamy latte!   Now Preston is out for revenge, half full of Zeus spunk, half full of french roast, he's ready to serve up his old Dad a mouthful of something more then just coffee. "

WATTSON

KAT

"

Spunky Brewster 

Zeus spunk lands on an old poster of Soleil Moon Frye, the actress who played the 1980s "Punky Brewster".  Now the poster haunts the back of young kids doors, pestering them with annoying yet cute questions long into the night. "

"

Preston

 Zeus, while jonsing for a fresh cup of french roast coffee, grabs the French Press off the kitchen counter.  Looking at the smooth cylindrical shape, that void just needing to be filled, Zeus cannot help himself and jam packs the coffee press with his own brand of creamy latte!   Now Preston is out for revenge, half full of Zeus spunk, half full of french roast, he's ready to serve up his old Dad a mouthful of something more then just coffee. "

" @G-Man:  Are we allowed to attatch a rough sketch of our idea along with our description? I keep finding myself doodling my dude, and I wanted to know if I could include one of said doodles. (I also think my summary is at about 75 words, so I was hoping if you could tell me whether or not that's okay. I see a few other longer ones too.) "

Creative juices, Zeus' juices, it's getting crazy around here...

Jose

Malinda

Nancy

Tillie(or Tilly)

MICK (The Comic)

  Zeus was bored on the can one day and made the mistake of reading a copy of “Hybrid Bastards!”After seeing his portrayal, he grew angry, but rather than destroy this golden opportunity, he gave it life, creating “Mick”. Born of rage, he now lives to serve his father! How? BY KILLING TOM PINCHUCK (technically, his grandfather?) AND THE HYBRID BASTARDS!!! The end of path of vengeance is already written on his own pages, but he can’t read it, because… well… his face is on the cover… and that’d make it physically impossible. Duh. 

Oreona

Just a few more days to enter this baby.

  Here's my entry you bastards! 
 
SUKI 5000 a.k.a. "Suki Sue" as she's known in "The Closet" 
 
Origin: 
 
One quiet summer morning, Zeus strolled into his giant kitchen to make a roast beef sandwich. Upon completion, he peered into the fleshy, meaty, sauce-dribbling crevaces of beef, packed between two warm buns, lightly toasted with a pinch of melted butter to gloss the exterior. His erotic infatuation with the sandwich would have to wait however, as there was a strange lack of noise coming from the rest of his palace. Apparently, he forgot to pay his cleaning staff that week and let it be said that even in the ivory halls of Olympus, mothafuckas gotta get PAID! 
 
This was a disaster as Zeus, no doubt the ruler of the heavens, lord of the thunder and lightning that struck fear in the hearts of mortals the world over, had never wielded a scrubbing brush. Never once had the commander of storms laid a hand on a cleaning instrument. This was, of course, about to change. For Zeus knew that in order to have his weekend bash approved by the missus, the palace needed to be spotless. The very thought of such a hurdle standing in the way of Zeus getting 'crunked' and 'makin babies' formed a storm so terrible, the oceans crashed at shores of Greece a thousand times harder that they had ever crashed before. 
 
Clean the palace. 
This was his task. 
This, my friends, was his destiny.... 
 
But in the end, he ended up vacuuming a carpet in the main hall with his " Huuver Zenith 2200" and immediately became bored with the quest. A full belly of prime roast beef had made Zeus feel very comfortable and warm, but the visual taunting of the roast beef still lingered in his mind. After realizing that he was, after all, alone in the palace at this point, his loins began to tingle and shift until finally, he could take no more. 
 
Few lovers feel such aggressive, sweaty and heated passion that Zeus and his beloved Zenith 2200 felt that calm quiet morning. Few lovers have the proper suction to have such an episode, only to have the surrounding love nest be so clean you could dine on it's floors. Zeus and Zenith were such lovers... 
 
Of course there is no cause without effect. In fact, nine months later, the effect came in the form of the Suki 5000. "Suki Sue", as she is commonly known throughout all kingdoms of Gods and men, would go on to succeed even her own mother Zenith in the erotic arena of self pleasure. With a motor enhanced by Swedish engineers, Suki never loses suction, something we all wish even our most naughty of lovers could boast. 
 
Alas, dear Suki, you sucker of dirt and grime, you receptacle of fluids and lubricants, you HYBRID BASTARD. We love you, we salute you, we need you. 

Son of a, didn't read the word requirement....  reposting.... 

Oh mannn last day of entries!! I can't wait to find out who the winners are.

About three more hours until this closes!!!!