Crazy Caption Contest: Terminator Ed. 5/19-5/25/09

Here's another chance to try to make us here in the Comic Vine office laugh.  Since "Terminator Salvation" is out this week, let's see what you can do with the following image.  Add a caption.  Make us laugh. It's that easy.

Same as the last time, keep it PG-13.  Winner gets more of my personal comics mailed directly to your home.  I'll see if I can dig up anything Terminator related to go with them

The contest ends Monday May 25, 2009 at midnight PT.

And let's try to keep the posts here limited to the actual entries.

Good Luck.

"What do you mean she has a better personality? I'm programmed to kill!"

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?  She stole my "attachment" !

Terminator: she treats me like a machine in the bedroom
Guy: but you are a machine
Girl: thats what i have been telling him but you know these TX models all they want to do is kill, kill, kill.

I tell you she is John Connor. I have seen her in the shower.

"Didn't you read the narrator box!  There's your nightmare, right there!"

i work all day eradicating the human species from the face of the earth only to come home and see you in bed with her!  Tell me John!  What does she have that I dont!  Answer me dammit!

"I can't believe it i just can't"

"but she violated me"

Turn around I swear! It isn't a trick! There's a giant robot behind you and it's going to kill you!... oh... wait...

What are you looking at?

you better not be staring at my "mechanisms."

"hey dude, you're a nice guy,you're a nice guy but it don't cut it when you're running around naked while i'm trying to do a scene with bryce here!  "bale warned me about you, hey McG, get this guy off the set!!"

Why is she Miss California? I'm the female Terminator and mine are real!

(Oh, and I believe in opposite marriage too...)

AAAAHHHH!!!! But papa, she's the one who left the toilet seat up this time, honest!!

"She won't pull my finger! Pull my finger dammit!"

SING ALONG KIDS!
Da-da-da-da dadada! It's Melvin the Whiney Robot!
(Oh, and the one about the Bale flipping out was pretty good, wish I thought of that!)

That's a funny pose, I must say.

I SWEAR,  IF SHE  MAKES FUN OF MY LACK OF GENITALIA ONE MORE TIME... THEN THIS THREESOME JUST ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN JOHN CONNOR!

"NAKED JOHN CONNER YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO MESS WITH CYBORG JESUS REINCARNATE.


Now. Repent to her all your sins you naughty child of God"

"She started it!"

Now. Repent to her all your sins you naughty child of God"

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workout routines

"you told me you were going out to pray bare-ass with your guy friends....NOT WITH HER!"

"We are in the presence of Jesus so put on your pants...AND GET YOUR HOOKER OUT OF HERE!!!!"

ARE YOU JOHN CONNOR?  I AM  CYBERDYNE SYSTEMS MODELSTD-800, AND I'VE BEEN SENT BACK TO THE FUTURE TO WARN YOU... THAT THIS WOMAN HAS SPACE HERPES!

"HEY..MACARANA TIME."

What has she got that I don't have!!!

"I dont care if she walks behind me to check the lighting again, I swear this set is a f@cking state, I will never work with her again your so unprofessinal.and why the hell is McG not got any clothes on, screw this im going to do my over the top walk out, God i can see why Christian lost it".

Storms out waving his hands.

"No that's sexual harassment! And I don't have to take it!"

I'm not GAY!  I have a girlfriend!

DAMMIT! Shia gets Megan Fox why can't I have her?

Anouncer: The new T-1000+ comes with a spring loaded Jesus on a cross.

Sorry for two, but this came right after I posted the last...

My turn :)

GET TO THE CHOPPA'. DO IT NOW!!!

Guy: and america's next top model is........the HUMAN woman
Terminator: Her?! are you kidding me? HER?! THIS WAS MY DREAM! *sobs*

xP

Dude I just had a bad dream that i married a human.
Wait who is she and why  am i in church with my nuts & bolt
exposed?
You mean to tell me that i got drunk and decided to get married
to Britney Spears!

That's the hair I wanted!! Not this skinhead metal new age look...You idiot!!

FOR THE LAST TIME,  I DID NOT FART!  I'M TELLING YOU... IT WAS THE WOMAN!  HOW COULD I... I WASN'T EVEN DESIGNED WITH AN ANUS!

Terminator: SHE STOLE MAH BUCKET!!!!

"SHE TRASHED MY LIGHTS!!!"