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Posted by G-Man (37780 posts) - - Show Bio

Here's another chance to try to make us here in the Comic Vine office laugh.  Since "Terminator Salvation" is out this week, let's see what you can do with the following image.  Add a caption.  Make us laugh. It's that easy.

Same as the last time, keep it PG-13.  Winner gets more of my personal comics mailed directly to your home.  I'll see if I can dig up anything Terminator related to go with them

The contest ends Monday May 25, 2009 at midnight PT.

And let's try to keep the posts here limited to the actual entries.

Good Luck.



#1 Posted by EisforExtinction (1909 posts) - - Show Bio

"What do you mean she has a better personality? I'm programmed to kill!"

#2 Edited by Zghost (100 posts) - - Show Bio

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?  She stole my "attachment" !

#3 Edited by RedK (2521 posts) - - Show Bio

Terminator: she treats me like a machine in the bedroom
Guy: but you are a machine
Girl: thats what i have been telling him but you know these TX models all they want to do is kill, kill, kill.

#4 Posted by Hawk (15833 posts) - - Show Bio


#5 Posted by king claw (71 posts) - - Show Bio

I tell you she is John Connor. I have seen her in the shower.

#6 Posted by Blue_Shield (765 posts) - - Show Bio

"Didn't you read the narrator box!  There's your nightmare, right there!"

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#7 Posted by geraldthesloth (33313 posts) - - Show Bio


#8 Posted by iLLituracy (13537 posts) - - Show Bio


#9 Posted by Jean_Luc_LeBeau (84704 posts) - - Show Bio


#10 Posted by Joe Venom (1275 posts) - - Show Bio


#11 Posted by biggpail@yahoo.com (1 posts) - - Show Bio

i work all day eradicating the human species from the face of the earth only to come home and see you in bed with her!  Tell me John!  What does she have that I dont!  Answer me dammit!

#12 Posted by Dreadmaster (16778 posts) - - Show Bio

"I can't believe it i just can't"

"but she violated me"

#13 Posted by HaloKing343 (1252 posts) - - Show Bio

Turn around I swear! It isn't a trick! There's a giant robot behind you and it's going to kill you!... oh... wait...

#14 Posted by Dreadmaster (16778 posts) - - Show Bio

What are you looking at?

you better not be staring at my "mechanisms."

#15 Posted by godidzu (3 posts) - - Show Bio

"hey dude, you're a nice guy,you're a nice guy but it don't cut it when you're running around naked while i'm trying to do a scene with bryce here!  "bale warned me about you, hey McG, get this guy off the set!!"

#16 Posted by Superkitty (1088 posts) - - Show Bio

Why is she Miss California? I'm the female Terminator and mine are real!

(Oh, and I believe in opposite marriage too...)

#17 Posted by Aerial Nuke (106 posts) - - Show Bio

AAAAHHHH!!!! But papa, she's the one who left the toilet seat up this time, honest!!

#18 Posted by The Sadhu (853 posts) - - Show Bio

"She won't pull my finger! Pull my finger dammit!"

#19 Edited by Anderson: Agent of SMITH (234 posts) - - Show Bio

SING ALONG KIDS!
Da-da-da-da dadada! It's Melvin the Whiney Robot!
(Oh, and the one about the Bale flipping out was pretty good, wish I thought of that!)


#20 Posted by Psychotime (623 posts) - - Show Bio

That's a funny pose, I must say.

#21 Edited by dagobon (44 posts) - - Show Bio

I SWEAR,  IF SHE  MAKES FUN OF MY LACK OF GENITALIA ONE MORE TIME... THEN THIS THREESOME JUST ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN JOHN CONNOR!

#22 Posted by durango95 (1 posts) - - Show Bio

"NAKED JOHN CONNER YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO MESS WITH CYBORG JESUS REINCARNATE.


Now. Repent to her all your sins you naughty child of God"

#23 Posted by Ultimate Tater (8 posts) - - Show Bio


#24 Posted by Media_Master (2189 posts) - - Show Bio

"She started it!"

#25 Edited by ahalya (1 posts) - - Show Bio

Now. Repent to her all your sins you naughty child of God"

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workout routines

#26 Posted by spectaculous (25 posts) - - Show Bio

"you told me you were going out to pray bare-ass with your guy friends....NOT WITH HER!"

#27 Posted by icemanrm56 (43 posts) - - Show Bio

"We are in the presence of Jesus so put on your pants...AND GET YOUR HOOKER OUT OF HERE!!!!"

#28 Posted by The_Martian (36984 posts) - - Show Bio
@Gambler said:
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LMAO!
#29 Posted by dagobon (44 posts) - - Show Bio

ARE YOU JOHN CONNOR?  I AM  CYBERDYNE SYSTEMS MODEL STD-800, AND I'VE BEEN SENT BACK TO THE FUTURE TO WARN YOU... THAT THIS WOMAN HAS SPACE HERPES!

#30 Posted by SuperXAsh (526 posts) - - Show Bio

Enjoy
#31 Posted by TheDrifter (26557 posts) - - Show Bio

"HEY..MACARANA TIME."

#32 Posted by Agent Crews (93 posts) - - Show Bio
@Joe Venom said:
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LMMFAO!!!!!
#33 Posted by dredlok (1 posts) - - Show Bio

What has she got that I don't have!!!

#34 Edited by Mogo (3 posts) - - Show Bio

"I dont care if she walks behind me to check the lighting again, I swear this set is a f@cking state, I will never work with her again your so unprofessinal.and why the hell is McG not got any clothes on, screw this im going to do my over the top walk out, God i can see why Christian lost it".

Storms out waving his hands.

#35 Posted by squidboy3000 (7 posts) - - Show Bio

"No that's sexual harassment! And I don't have to take it!"

#36 Edited by pefdit (7 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm not GAY!  I have a girlfriend!

#37 Posted by Precise (22886 posts) - - Show Bio


#38 Posted by LastSon1027 (516 posts) - - Show Bio

DAMMIT! Shia gets Megan Fox why can't I have her?

#39 Posted by damswedon (499 posts) - - Show Bio

Anouncer: The new T-1000+ comes with a spring loaded Jesus on a cross.

#40 Posted by CPTSteve (43 posts) - - Show Bio


#41 Posted by CPTSteve (43 posts) - - Show Bio

Sorry for two, but this came right after I posted the last...



#42 Edited by Cyclone200 (13 posts) - - Show Bio

My turn :)



#43 Posted by The Jeff (290 posts) - - Show Bio

GET TO THE CHOPPA'. DO IT NOW!!!

#44 Posted by Yamivash 0 (21 posts) - - Show Bio
"oh I'm the evil one! SHE WAS TRYING TO EAT JESUS ON THE CROSS!!!"
#45 Posted by Kid Anarchy (1033 posts) - - Show Bio

Guy: and america's next top model is........the HUMAN woman
Terminator: Her?! are you kidding me? HER?! THIS WAS MY DREAM! *sobs*

xP

#46 Edited by Mr. Nerd (23 posts) - - Show Bio

Dude I just had a bad dream that i married a human.
Wait who is she and why  am i in church with my nuts & bolt
exposed?
You mean to tell me that i got drunk and decided to get married
to Britney Spears!

#47 Posted by tristan dayspring (7 posts) - - Show Bio

That's the hair I wanted!! Not this skinhead metal new age look...You idiot!!

#48 Posted by dagobon (44 posts) - - Show Bio

FOR THE LAST TIME,  I DID NOT FART!  I'M TELLING YOU... IT WAS THE WOMAN!  HOW COULD I... I WASN'T EVEN DESIGNED WITH AN ANUS!

#49 Posted by Prophecy (21 posts) - - Show Bio

Terminator: SHE STOLE MAH BUCKET!!!!

#50 Posted by AliceHatter (115 posts) - - Show Bio

"SHE TRASHED MY LIGHTS!!!"