Posted by G-Man (34334 posts) - - Show Bio

Here's another chance to try to make us here in the Comic Vine office laugh.  Since "Star Trek" is out this week, let's see what you can do with the following image.  Add a caption.  Make us laugh. It's that easy. 

Same as the last time, keep it PG-13.  Winner gets more of my personal comics mailed directly to your home.  Along with my comics, I'll also throw in a Zachary Quinto 3 3/4" OPENED Spock action figure (I didn't pick up Captain Kirk's figure because he didn't look too great). 

The contest ends Sunday May 10, 2009 at midnight PT.

And let's try to keep the posts here limited to the actual entries.

Good Luck.



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#1 Posted by geraldthesloth (33313 posts) - - Show Bio


#2 Posted by camodude (193 posts) - - Show Bio


my condolenses to those who live with there mom.
#3 Posted by Mr.Woo (5 posts) - - Show Bio

Spock: This being does not compute. It is so...unnecessary.
Kirk: Aw! Spock! Can we keep it!? Please? It can room with Scotty! He loves smelly little men!

#4 Posted by Aerial Nuke (106 posts) - - Show Bio

Spock: I will now steal your powers and add them to my collection!!


Kirk: Uuummm... this is Star Trek, not Heroes, remember?
#5 Posted by mattydeNero (526 posts) - - Show Bio


#6 Edited by inferiorego (24734 posts) - - Show Bio


Spock: Tell me where the E-L Fudges are hidden


Kirk: But Spock.... He's a Gnome.... notanelf...
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#7 Edited by dagobon (44 posts) - - Show Bio

KIRK: WE SHALL NAME THIS ADVENTURE... STAR TREK: THE SEARCH FOR SNAP, CRACKLE AND SPOCK.
SPOCK: RICE CRISPIES!

#8 Posted by Jet jaguar (2346 posts) - - Show Bio

Spock: Kirk where do you want this gnome to put us in a 5 star hotel?
Kirk: TAIWAAAAN!

#9 Posted by Psychotime (623 posts) - - Show Bio

Priceline beats Travelocity, gnome!

#10 Posted by Venom-Hulker_1 (1647 posts) - - Show Bio

Spock: I believe... we have found a new life-form captain

Kirk: Nope, that's just my mom's boyfriend
#11 Posted by Slinger (7640 posts) - - Show Bio

Spock: I am totally tripping balls captain.
Kirk: Spock! We can't stop here! This is bat country!
#12 Posted by The Psyentist (17448 posts) - - Show Bio

Spock: This Travelocity gnome has failed to aid us in finding a room on this strange planet.
Kirk: [Cue Priceline Negotiator jingles] That's why you should always go Priceline. Now NoFee will have his revenge on that d**n gnome.

#13 Posted by dagobon (44 posts) - - Show Bio

SPOCK:  WELL I FOUND HIM IN A BASKET  ON YOUR DOORSTEP CAPTAIN.
KIRK:  I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S NOT MY BABY!

#14 Posted by Valkaad (2589 posts) - - Show Bio

Spock: Captain, here is the Gerbillian you requested.

Kirk: Thank you, Spock. Now please leave us - we have some uhm uhm (clears throat) business to attend to in my quarters. 

#15 Posted by dagobon (44 posts) - - Show Bio

SPOCK:  IT APPEARS TO BE PLAYING CHARADES WITH US.
KIRK:  I LIKE GAMES!  OKAY, FIRST WORD...SOUNDS LIKE...ANGRY KNOME ON A BAT...OOOOOOOH, ITS RIGHT BEHIND ME, ISN'T IT?

#16 Posted by dagobon (44 posts) - - Show Bio

KIRK: LISTEN HERE ELF.  YOU TELL SANTA THAT IF HE DON'T PAY ME MY MONEY BY FRIDAY,... THEN THIS'LL BE HIS LAST CHRISTMAS!
SPOCK: WANT ME TO BREAK HIS KNEECAPS, CAPTAIN?

#17 Posted by Ferro Vida (34678 posts) - - Show Bio

KIRK: This creature seems obssessed with following us wherever we roam!

SPOCK: How... Illogical

#18 Posted by Decept-O (7278 posts) - - Show Bio

SPOCK:  " Captain,  in addition to the gerbil, I also found this...creature....in Richard Gere."

KIRK::  " No surprise, with a hat like that, I'd keep him up there too.  Can you say " E.L. Fudgepacker?"

#19 Posted by LastSon1027 (516 posts) - - Show Bio

Nemoy: This creature seems to be saying that you will not be in the new Star Trek Movie.


Shatner: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M NOT IN THE NEW MOVIE!?!?!?!?!
#20 Posted by White Star (128 posts) - - Show Bio

Spock - Captain, this creature seems to be offended by my word bubble.

Kirk - Forget that....Spock.  Tell me...why is Spider-Man's....head...floating around this forest?

#21 Posted by Hawk (15833 posts) - - Show Bio


#22 Edited by dagobon (44 posts) - - Show Bio
SPOCK: IT SEEMS THIS KNOME IS TRYING TO WARN ME THAT AN ANGRY LITTLE MAN WITH BLUE BALLS AND A RODENT BETWEEN HIS LEGS IS SNEAKING UP BEHIND ME.
KIRK(TO HIMSELF): IT'S LIKE HE KNOWS MY EVERY MOVE!
#23 Posted by Mr. Nerd (23 posts) - - Show Bio

Spock: Captain Let's bring it aboard the Enterprise to study it.
Kirk: You out of your out Vulcan mind?  Don't  you remember the trouble we had with the other small hairy creature we brought aboard?

#24 Posted by TheDrifter (26555 posts) - - Show Bio

I deleted my last entry, here's my official entry.

Spock: Captain, We have a Gnome here.

Kirk : Put a red shirt on him immediately. We'll call him Scotty...

#25 Posted by Mister Anderson.... (1 posts) - - Show Bio

Yeah, my first post!


#26 Posted by Anderson: Agent of SMITH (234 posts) - - Show Bio

Uh, I'm acutually the guy above, but I had to create a new account becuase (like and idiot) I mispelled my password when I first signed up.
In case you can't read what Kirk and Spock are saying, like I can't on my computer, Spock is saying, "Captain, what kind of mushrooms did you use for dinner last night again?"
 Then Kirk responds, "It said "Payoto" or something. Quick Spock! The Fuzzy dice Man is gaining!!!"

#27 Posted by G-Man (34334 posts) - - Show Bio

Contest is closed.  Winner will be announced today.

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#28 Posted by Hawk (15833 posts) - - Show Bio

LOL...you deleted my post.

#29 Posted by Blue_Shield (755 posts) - - Show Bio

SPOCK - It appears to be a small man.

KIRK - Dammit! I forgot my line again, those ears of yours are distracting.

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#30 Posted by inferiorego (24734 posts) - - Show Bio
G-Man said:
"Contest is closed.  Winner will be announced today."

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#31 Posted by G-Man (34334 posts) - - Show Bio

And the winner is....
dagobon said:

"SPOCK: IT SEEMS THIS KNOME IS TRYING TO WARN ME THAT AN ANGRY LITTLE MAN WITH BLUE BALLS AND A RODENT BETWEEN HIS LEGS IS SNEAKING UP BEHIND ME.
KIRK(TO HIMSELF): IT'S LIKE HE KNOWS MY EVERY MOVE!"
Looks like your persistence paid off.
Here is the prize (along with the opened Spock figure mentioned above):

Stay tuned for the next contest...




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#32 Posted by Aerial Nuke (106 posts) - - Show Bio

Gratz dude. Yours was a really good one.

#33 Posted by dagobon (44 posts) - - Show Bio

THANKS MAN! QUIT A FEW PEOPLE HAD SOME FUNNY ONES.

#34 Posted by inferiorego (24734 posts) - - Show Bio

good show sir

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#35 Posted by geraldthesloth (33313 posts) - - Show Bio

Nice Congrats man