Girls:You Mind Coming Home With Us? GL: In days of peace, in nights of war I Dreamed Of Being With All You Whores Child Support Must Not Be Answered For Swear I Am Not The Father And That's For Sure..
Girl: Oh dear god don't tell me that's it? We have more B-12 vitamins... GL: Don't worry ladies you all will get a mustache ride! (Ha! I finally beat Bruce's record take that rich boy!)
" @Jotham: Not really. I haven't seen any funny stuff from him. No offence to him. But I think it'd be a bit crap if he won just because he's posting tons of non funny entries lol, and just because "he'll be mad if he doesn't win" "
Yeah, there's no funny stuff lol. And some of the stuff kind of goes over PG13 O_o
BLONDE: WELCOME TO "INTERVENTION", HAL. WE'RE HERE BECAUSE WE CARE. CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT THE GREEN STUFF IS DOING TO YOU... YOU SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY ON SPANDEX AND YOU FLOAT AROUND IN SPACE ALL DAY! ...AND WHERE'S YOUR RING? YOU HAWKED IT, DIDN'T YOU? YOUR GONNA END UP JUST LIKE KILIWOG...ALL BLOATED AND PUFFY,SUNKEN EYES AND A PIGGY NOSE!!
GREEN LANTERN: I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT... YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!
BLONDE: IT'S NOT YOU... IT'S US. YOU WERE GOOD, BUT WE JUST THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE NOW. WE LEFT YOU SOME MONEY ON THE NIGHTSTAND AND THERE'S A BUS STOP RIGHT OUTSIDE.B-BYE.
GREEN LANTERN: OR... WE COULD CUDDLE, AND IN THE MORNING ...I COULD MAKE WAFFLES?
Haha. Best one so far...it's funny because it's true. Pretty clever taking it out of context and putting it in a "what if...?" I love walking dead and green lantern, this is epic win.
Haha. Best one so far...it's funny because it's true. Pretty clever taking it out of context and putting it in a "what if...?" I love walking dead and green lantern, this is epic win. "
Lol thanks! I'm glad someone liked it. I was just trying to do something a bit different from everyone else lol. Yeah I love Walking Dead too!
I was going to add "CURSE YOU JAMES ROBINSON!!!" to the end, but that was already used by someone else. So CURSE YOU GREENGRIFFIN!!!
But seriously, was I the only one who saw that Ollie was referring to the intervention Hal and Helena staged? Lady Blackhawk needs to get off the booze...
BLONDE: WHO ARE YOU? AND WHATS WITH THE RING? GREEN LANTERN: I AM THE KEEPER OF A GREATER MAGIC. A POWER KNOWN THROUGHOUT THE UNIVERSE AS... THE SCHWARTZ !
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