Crazy Caption Contest!: Blackest Night Edition
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Blonde:Omg girl's it's Green Latern GET EM...!
GL: Hopefully none these women are R.Kelly fan's or 15 years old.
Blonde: Its him, its the Green Lantern!!
Hal: In brightest day, in blackest night, no lady's shall escape my sight.
Don't know if this has already been used though. lol i feel like it has.
Blonde: Oh my! Its Poompadous Goodleschmitz. Famous author of " Water On The Knee"
and " 101 Ways To Suck A Hamster Through A Straw ! "
Hal: Well of course a prefer regular Corn Flakes to frosted. i mean, who doesnt ?
WHO DOESNT ?!!!
Hal: Ah! Gampy! Oh, wait... that's not my line. I watch too much 8 Simple Rules...
Blonde:Do you know what a triz-nit-daniel is?
GL: And I was about to argue with Superman and Batman bout who get's the most babes and I haven't even had a cup of coffee yet.
Blonde:He is having my child first ladies so pick a number.
GL:The only failure of my ring is that it can't make child support payments.
Blonde:Want to take us all out to lunch?
GL: I got a foot long vegetable sub if you don't mind sharing.
Blonde: "Mr Lantern Mr Lantern can you show us something amazing...."
GL: "Hmmmmm i wonder what the book of oa's policy is on a see through lantern costume!"
Blonde: Fine Green Latern We Are Leaving
GL:
It's alright I know shouldn't do this, but i can't help it / I'm a fiend, lotion and magazines is what I'm left with I guess /So I guess I'll step inside wonder womans bathroom without my pride to the toilet and lace my palm with honey and almond
girl: Hey can your power ring get me to the internet? i need to post on myspace...
GL:MYPACE??!! Im an intergalactic police officer!!!!!......... and i think the book of oa says we can only get to facebook anyway so ha jokes on her!!!
Girl: You know we all have boyfriends but we always wanted one night with the green latern?
GL: Even a intergalactic officer needs some from time to time. So just tell your boyfriends "Uno Dos I Have Green Hairy Balls Tres Cuatro Ask Your Women Vato"
Girl: Green Latern were all feeling very sick.
GL: You mind if I check all your temperature with my thermometer.
Blonde: Since your ring can make anything you desire right mind making me a swisher sweet?
GL: Only if you smoke me out to some kryptachroniclite don't tell superman though
Blonde:I know the drinks where $20 the food was bout $30 but you want to get a hotel.
GL:Hotel room $150 waking up next to 5 women and being able to take these tights off letting my nuts breathe priceless...
For everything else in life theres mastercard
" BLONDE: BON APETITE LADIES! JUST SAVE ME A LEG! GREEN LANTERN: OH MY GOD!... SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!! "LMAO!!!
Blonde:Want to spend a night together?
GL:Are you ready to take more of the ring in your mouth then the Blackest Night cover?
Girl:Your leaving with us.
GL: Hopefully this ring can make Trojan and not some Off brand Ruff Ryders..
GIRL:Omg It's Green Latern.
GL: I so need to get rid of this Moose Knuckle it causes way to much attention.
Girls:You know anything bout the Kamasutra?
GL:
"Back Home i'm a graphic artist i have to be creative just to survive"
Girls:You Ready To Leave GL?
GL: In brightest day, in blackest night, no woman shall escape my sight Let those who worship MY tights, beware my power... Green Lantern's PIPE!!
Girls:Now we got you GL.
GL:I'll make Make Geoff a deal then. I don't make it out,he can have my little black book. The one with the home numbers. Even Power Girl's.
" @Capogambino305: wtf. You really want this prize don't you? I think they should just give you it out of sheer pitty. You've posted like 8million of them. "I'm dedicated to winning this real talk.
Girl:Omg It's GL Get Him.
GL:
"Hello ladies would any of you be interested in some sexual positions and emotional investments?"
Girl: Sniff Sniff, what is that intoxicating smell? You smell like a weightlifter wrapped in justice, I MUST HAVE YOU!
Green Lantern: Haha, whats my secret they ask. Its Wayne Enterprises new cologne "Sex Bat", sure it may be banned in some Universes (looking at you Marvel), and it may come from the Tears of LIVE BATS (and Joker), but 60% of the time.............it works.............everytime
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