Crazy Caption Contest!: Blackest Night Edition

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#101  Edited By Capogambino305

Blonde:Omg girl's it's Green Latern GET EM...! 
GL: Hopefully none these women are R.Kelly fan's or 15 years old.
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#102  Edited By Dreadmaster

Blonde: Its him, its the Green Lantern!! 
Hal: In brightest day, in blackest night, no lady's shall escape my sight. 
 
Don't know if this has already been used though. lol i feel like it has.

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Blonde: Oh my! Its Poompadous Goodleschmitz. Famous author of  " Water On The Knee"
and " 101 Ways To Suck A Hamster Through A Straw ! "
 
Hal:  Well of course a prefer regular Corn Flakes to frosted. i mean, who doesnt ?
WHO DOESNT ?!!!

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#104  Edited By CrimsonComedian
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Blonde: When you die, can we have your right arm?! 
 
Hal: Ah! Gampy! Oh, wait... that's not my line. I watch too much 8 Simple Rules...
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#105  Edited By Capogambino305

Blonde:It's Green Latern Get Em' Girls. 
GL:And I Thought I Had Problems On The Blackest Night.
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#106  Edited By Capogambino305

 Blonde:Do you know what a triz-nit-daniel is?
 
GL: And I was about to argue with Superman and Batman bout who get's the most babes and I haven't even had a cup of coffee yet.
   
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#107  Edited By Jotham

I apologize in advance:

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#108  Edited By Jotham

Update: this version makes slightly more sense.


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#109  Edited By crazywolf

Woman: Show us the power of that ring! 
Hal: Is this approved by the Comics Code Authority?
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#110  Edited By CrimsonComedian

 

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Because I can...
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#111  Edited By Capogambino305

 Blonde:He is having my child first ladies so pick a number.
GL:The only failure of my ring is that it can't make child support payments.

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#112  Edited By Capogambino305

Blonde:Want to take us all out to lunch?
GL: I got a foot long vegetable sub if you don't mind sharing.

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#113  Edited By Grifter032

Blonde: "Mr Lantern Mr Lantern can you show us something amazing...." 
GL: "Hmmmmm i wonder what the book of oa's policy is on a see through lantern costume!"
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#114  Edited By Capogambino305

Blonde: Fine Green Latern We Are Leaving
 
GL: 
It's alright I know shouldn't do this, but i can't help it / I'm a fiend, lotion and magazines is what I'm left with I guess /So  I guess I'll step inside wonder womans bathroom without my pride to the toilet and lace my palm with honey and almond

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#115  Edited By Grifter032

girl: Hey can your power ring  get me to the internet? i need to post on myspace... 
GL:MYPACE??!! Im an intergalactic police officer!!!!!......... and i think the book of oa says we can only get to facebook anyway so ha jokes on her!!! 
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#116  Edited By Capogambino305

Girl: You know we all have boyfriends but we always wanted one night with the green latern?
GL: Even a intergalactic officer needs some from time to time. So just tell your boyfriends "Uno Dos I Have Green Hairy Balls Tres Cuatro Ask Your Women Vato"

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#117  Edited By Capogambino305

Girl: Green Latern were all feeling very sick.
 
GL: You mind if I check all your temperature with my thermometer.

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#118  Edited By Capogambino305

Blonde: Since your ring can make anything you desire right mind making me a swisher sweet?
GL: Only if you smoke me out to some kryptachroniclite don't tell superman though

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#119  Edited By CrimsonComedian

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I went there...
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#120  Edited By dagobon

BLONDE: BON APETITE LADIES!  JUST SAVE ME A LEG! 
GREEN LANTERN: OH MY GOD!... SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!
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#121  Edited By Capogambino305

Blonde:Can I have your ring?
GL:Only if you let me put it around your eye.

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#122  Edited By Capogambino305

Blonde:I know the drinks where $20 the food was bout $30 but you want to get a hotel.
GL:Hotel room $150 waking up next to 5 women and being able to take these tights off letting my nuts breathe priceless...
 
For everything else in life theres mastercard

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@dagobon said:
" BLONDE: BON APETITE LADIES!  JUST SAVE ME A LEG! GREEN LANTERN: OH MY GOD!... SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!! "
LMAO!!!
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#124  Edited By Mars_19

blonde: 85 percent of girls agree that dandruff on guys is a turn off. get girl approved hair with axe products!
lantern: ?!

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#125  Edited By Liam Bradley

How many submissions are allowed per person lol? People are posting tons each.

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#126  Edited By Capogambino305

Girl:Omg Green Latern your handsome.
GL:Keep your opinion to yourself no one asked you.

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#127  Edited By Capogambino305

Blonde:Want to spend a night together?
GL:Are you ready to take more of the ring in your mouth then the Blackest Night cover?

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#128  Edited By goldenkey

Blone - Can you make a big green falice with that thing?  
GL - I can make one for you, and you, and you, and you, and you
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#129  Edited By Dex

I really have nothing..

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#130  Edited By Capogambino305

Girl:Your leaving with us.
GL: Hopefully this ring can make Trojan and not some Off brand Ruff Ryders..

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#131  Edited By Capogambino305

GIRL:Omg It's Green Latern.
GL: I so need to get rid of this Moose Knuckle it causes way to much attention.

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#132  Edited By Dex
@Capogambino305: I hope Gl wouldnt have a Camel toe.
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#133  Edited By Capogambino305
@Dex: Lol I wasn't thinking I fixed it now  bet that up for looking out
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#134  Edited By Capogambino305

Girls:You know anything bout the Kamasutra?
GL:
"Back Home i'm a graphic artist i have to be creative just to survive"

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#135  Edited By Doctor Villain

Blonde: We want you!
 
Hal: I swear to god if Geoff retcons this...

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#136  Edited By Capogambino305

Girls:You Ready To Leave GL?
 
GL:  In brightest day, in blackest night, no woman shall escape my sight Let those who worship MY tights, beware my power... Green Lantern's PIPE!!

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#137  Edited By Capogambino305

  Girls:Now we got you GL.
 
 
GL:I'll make Make Geoff a deal then. I don't make it out,he can have my little black book. The one with the home numbers. Even Power Girl's.

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#138  Edited By Phorqe

Um, why are the same 5 people posting over and over again? I think the contest is about quality, not quantity.

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#139  Edited By cdziuba

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......She would have to wear that yellow sweater !
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#140  Edited By agordon10

Green Lantern's willpower on abstinence was thoroughly tested on the planet of Lesboz

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#141  Edited By dagobon

BLONDE:  WE ARE SEXY AGENTS OF PROJECT G. AND WE DESPERATELY NEED YOUR HELP!  FIRST WE'RE GONNA DEBRIEF YOU... AND THEN WE'RE GONNA DEBRIEF YOU! 
GREEN LANTERN:  I - LOVE - MY - JOB.
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#142  Edited By Capogambino305

Girls:Want to come with us Green Latern?
GL:
"I'll f@#$ the whole group  Baby I'm a groupie "

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#143  Edited By Liam Bradley
@Capogambino305: wtf. You really want this prize don't you? I think they should just give you it out of sheer pitty. You've posted like 8million of them.
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#144  Edited By Capogambino305
@Liam Bradley said:
" @Capogambino305: wtf. You really want this prize don't you? I think they should just give you it out of sheer pitty. You've posted like 8million of them. "
I'm dedicated to winning this real talk.
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#145  Edited By Liam Bradley
@Capogambino305: Quality not quantity!!
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#146  Edited By Capogambino305
@Liam Bradley said:
" @Capogambino305: Quality not quantity!! "
Consistency breeds success.. 
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#147  Edited By Liam Bradley
@Capogambino305: I like that.
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#148  Edited By Capogambino305
@Liam Bradley said:
" @Capogambino305: I like that. "
It's all good man..
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#149  Edited By Capogambino305

Girl:Omg It's GL Get Him.
GL:
"Hello ladies would any of you be interested in some sexual positions and emotional investments?"

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#150  Edited By MonicleMonkey

Girl: Sniff Sniff, what is that intoxicating smell? You smell like a weightlifter wrapped in justice, I MUST HAVE YOU!

Green Lantern: Haha, whats my secret they ask. Its Wayne Enterprises new cologne "Sex Bat", sure it may be banned in some Universes (looking at you Marvel), and it may come from the Tears of LIVE BATS (and Joker), but 60% of the time.............it works.............everytime