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Crazy Caption Contest!: "Blackest Night" Edition!


It has been a while since our last contest, so I figured that what better time than now to give you guys a challenge?! In order to celebrate the " Blackest Night" event we have chosen a picture of Hal Jordan from the Silver Age to celebrate! We want you to come up with the captions for this picture! 
 
 


As usual, keep it clean! PG-13 please. Whoever can make us laugh the most, wins this Geoff Johns autographed copy of " Blackest Night: #1" in addition to 19 other comics chosen from G-Man's personal stash! Please have all submissions in by August 16th, 2009 Pacific. Good luck, and may the funniest Comic-Viner win! 
 
 
#1 Posted by A Boy Named Art (32 posts) - - Show Bio

Blonde: "Hands OFF, Oracle! He's coming with Helena and I!"
Hal: "Where's the Grappa when I need it?"

#2 Edited by Vortex13 (12250 posts) - - Show Bio

I think there could be some good one's from this, I'm not funny so I wont try.

#3 Posted by TheMess1428 (2176 posts) - - Show Bio

Blonde: Green Lantern will now be slave to the Amazons! 
Hal Jordan: What is up with these women? I'm still scared that this wall behind me is yellow!
#4 Edited by Venom-Hulker_1 (1647 posts) - - Show Bio

Girls: He's coming with us!  Hands off!!
Hal: I'm to sexy for my ring....

#5 Posted by e30kdecibal (11 posts) - - Show Bio

Blonde: AHHHHH!!! Ryan Reynolds I love you!!
Hal Jordan: Just go with it Hal, just go with it.

#6 Edited by Kurrent (14067 posts) - - Show Bio

#7 Posted by TehLantern (23 posts) - - Show Bio

Blonde-> " OMG ITS HAL JORDAN!!!!!" 
Hal->" You gotta be kidding me, the ONE day I forget to stash condoms in my tights?"

#8 Posted by gitwer (2 posts) - - Show Bio

Blonde: You're OURS tonight, flyboy!
 
Hal: And to think, fanboys used to honestly believe I was some paragon of virtue.  Damn you for outing me, James Robinson!!!!

#9 Posted by Nightwyrm (1 posts) - - Show Bio

Blonde: "It's him!  I can't believe it's him!" 
Hal Jordan: "Ladies, for the last time, I'm NOT Elongated Man!  This is as big as I get."
#10 Posted by Phantim555 (229 posts) - - Show Bio
@A Boy Named Art said:
"Blonde: "Hands OFF, Oracle! He's coming with Helena and I!" Hal: "Where's the Grappa when I need it?" "

Lmao funny I think we have a winner already. Then again I haven't come up with anything yet. 
#11 Edited by dukealoops (29 posts) - - Show Bio

blonde girl: OMG
Hal: this what you for sounding like the guy from bones    
#12 Posted by DennyColt (24 posts) - - Show Bio

Blonde: We read Cry For Justice 2.
Hal: Stupid Green Arrow and his loud mouth. At least I got enough "willpower" for all of them.
 
I feel terrible just writing that.

#13 Posted by MrManly (1 posts) - - Show Bio

Blonde: Ooo, it's so soft!!
Hal: That's right ladies, there's enough for everyone. It's real velour

#14 Posted by mrrpm01 (199 posts) - - Show Bio

Blonde: What about you has made you so Irrisistable???
Hal:  Damn those Guardians and their Oa scented axe bodywash!!!!

#15 Edited by New Mutant Zombie (80 posts) - - Show Bio

Blonde:  Who needs the man? Just give me the ring! 
Hal: Damn that Gosip Girl Blog! 
#16 Posted by chowy (64 posts) - - Show Bio

Blonde: Take that drunk out of here!
Hal: Just when i thought i was having my brightest day

#17 Posted by zombietag (1493 posts) - - Show Bio

girl: "come meet my dad over here so i can date you!" 
hal: "wait, why cant we all go to one place?"

#18 Edited by sellarsji (11 posts) - - Show Bio

Blonde: "Take us to Kyle Rayner. Now!" 
Hal: "You ladies'll go crazy over a knock-off sunfire mask? What about me?"
#19 Posted by camodude (193 posts) - - Show Bio


 
#20 Posted by drdeaton (1 posts) - - Show Bio

Blonde: " Want to watch us shower, Mr. Reynolds?"
GL:  "There's no way I'm not doing this.  Forgive me, Scarlett."
#21 Posted by danhimself (22485 posts) - - Show Bio

Blonde : "He said that you are the father!!!" 
 
Hal: "DAMN YOU MAURY POVICH!!!!"

#22 Posted by Loony Moony (43 posts) - - Show Bio

Blonde: "I wonder what else that ring can do...."
 
Hal Jordan:"Just ask my good friend Carol...."

#23 Posted by camodude (193 posts) - - Show Bio

 
#24 Posted by Skies327 (230 posts) - - Show Bio

Blonde: Oh my God, Green Lantern! Get him girls!
 
Hal: All I want is to get out of this crotch-binding jumpsuit already!

#25 Posted by linuspxy (22 posts) - - Show Bio

Girl:(screaming) Hey everyone, look its Mr. Fantastic .. 
Hal: What?...No...WHO?....I am The Green Lan....ah screw it.

#26 Posted by erockus (6 posts) - - Show Bio

Blonde: "Congressman Lantern, we need to talk about Health Care!"
Hal: "Wait till Ollie hears about this..." 

#27 Posted by FoxxFireArt (3553 posts) - - Show Bio

Well, seeing how this is the first official contest that I've seen since I joined. I thought I would take a shot and add my own submission. 
I'm playing off recent events here. Hope you enjoy.
 

Caption Contest
#28 Edited by The Crimson Nutcase (813 posts) - - Show Bio

Blonde: "Omg ladies! Its Ryan Reynolds! Show us what your "ring" can do!" 
Hal: "Ok, but i have a feeling that im gonna end up doing a lil bit more than just bringing sexy back"

#29 Posted by FoxxFireArt (3553 posts) - - Show Bio
@gitwer: 
Looks like we thought alike on this one, but you posted it first.
#30 Posted by Joe Venom (1275 posts) - - Show Bio

#31 Posted by GERALD (165 posts) - - Show Bio
Blonde: She hasn't washed her hands!
 
Hal:
Jesus christ! I'm going to have to do away with her...
#32 Edited by MysterioMaximus (931 posts) - - Show Bio

You've had to have read the latest "Justice League: Cry For Justice" to get this, not to mention watch Babs review...but I couldn't resist.

 
#33 Edited by CATMANEXE (17052 posts) - - Show Bio

keep it PG-13? with that picture?
man, thats cold. most of the GL stuff from that era
was racy as it was.lol.
 
okay, had to increase the size so the font wouldnt turn to mud...
 
Edit, since the words are hard to read without downloading it and zooming.
 
 Blonde: Mwahahaha! My plan to
ruin Green lantern by destroying
his caricture is working perfectly,
he'll never grace another splash page
woth that body...
Contort him my wenches!

Hal: No...Contortionanna's...croons...
bending me...making my chest...
disproportionatley smaller...than the
rest of my body. And she's added yellow
to...most of the panel...must...
 

 
#34 Posted by Phorqe (2109 posts) - - Show Bio
#35 Posted by ulrich200 (95 posts) - - Show Bio
@camodude: i vote for this one
#36 Posted by NickLang4444 (2 posts) - - Show Bio

Blonde: Hey u promised you would fix the lantern in my patio first!!! 
Green Lantern: How many times do i have to tell these girls i dont work for Trader Joe's

#37 Posted by NickLang4444 (2 posts) - - Show Bio

Blonde: You said you would fix the lantern in my patio first!!!!!!
Green Lantern: How many times do i have to tell these girls i dont work for Trader Joes, Im a Super Hero!!!

#38 Posted by camodude (193 posts) - - Show Bio


 
#39 Posted by Guido5595 (13 posts) - - Show Bio

Blonde: Cmon Green Lantern, Make me happy

Green Lantern: Sweet! I should have started listening to James Robinson sooner!

#40 Posted by toxzilla (25 posts) - - Show Bio

Blonde: We heard about what you did GL.
 
GL: I hope Babs doesnt review Silver Age Comics!

#41 Posted by dagobon (44 posts) - - Show Bio
BLONDE:   US WORKIN' GIRLS JUST MADE YOU ANOTHER  FITTY DOLLA'S! 
 
GREEN LANTERN:   PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY GIRLS... NOW KISS MY RING!
#42 Posted by ARMIV (4140 posts) - - Show Bio

Hal: Man,babes just dig the uniform. Pays to go green!

#43 Posted by No_Name_ (17403 posts) - - Show Bio
@toxzilla said:
" Blonde: We heard about what you did GL.  GL: I hope Babs doesnt review Silver Age Comics! "
I love this
#44 Posted by No_Name_ (17403 posts) - - Show Bio
@Phorqe said:
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I can't breathe!!!
#45 Posted by dagobon (44 posts) - - Show Bio
BLONDE:  MR LANTERN! THERE ARE REPORTS THAT YOU AND KILIWOG HAVE BEEN ROMANTICALLY LINKED... IS THIS TRUE? ...AND WHO CUTS GUY GARDNER'S HAIR? 
GREEN LANTERN:  DAMN PAPPAROZZI ! JUST LEAVE ME AND KILIWOG ALONE! WE JUST WANT TO BE HAPPY! ...AND GUY CUTS HIS OWN HAIR.
#46 Posted by rey (25 posts) - - Show Bio

2 GIRLS PULLING HIM  
"COMON STAY WITH US GREEN LANTERN" 
 
GREEN LANTERN:  
" CHICK RATIO 2 -3, YEAH I'MA GO WITH MARVEL & DEADPOOL"

#47 Posted by passionfruits (128 posts) - - Show Bio
#48 Posted by LightBright (4297 posts) - - Show Bio

Blonde: Dhdansfhfan Hal Jordan fahfanhf  ahd! Hdasffnahafn!!!
Hal: The one time my power ring decides not to translate an alien language! THE ONE TIME!!!

#49 Posted by CATMANEXE (17052 posts) - - Show Bio
@LightBright said:
" Blonde: Dhdansfhfan Hal Jordan fahfanhf  ahd! Hdasffnahafn!!! Hal: The one time my power ring decides not to translate an alien language! THE ONE TIME!!! "
lol. my favorite so far.
#50 Posted by dagobon (44 posts) - - Show Bio
BLONDE: HOLD ON TO HIM GIRLS!  HEY CRAZY BRUNETTE IN THE BACK... NOW YOU CAN PUT THAT CHLORIFORM RAG OVER HIS MOUTH.   
GREEN LANTERN: OH BOY... THEY'RE GONNA STEAL MY ORGANS... I SAW THIS ON 20/20.