Crazy Caption Contest!: Blackest Night Edition

Crazy Caption Contest!: "Blackest Night" Edition!

Blonde: "Hands OFF, Oracle! He's coming with Helena and I!"
Hal: "Where's the Grappa when I need it?"

I think there could be some good one's from this, I'm not funny so I wont try.

Girls: He's coming with us!  Hands off!!
Hal: I'm to sexy for my ring....

Blonde: AHHHHH!!! Ryan Reynolds I love you!!
Hal Jordan: Just go with it Hal, just go with it.

Blonde-> " OMG ITS HAL JORDAN!!!!!" 
Hal->" You gotta be kidding me, the ONE day I forget to stash condoms in my tights?"

Blonde: You're OURS tonight, flyboy!
 
Hal: And to think, fanboys used to honestly believe I was some paragon of virtue.  Damn you for outing me, James Robinson!!!!

"Blonde: "Hands OFF, Oracle! He's coming with Helena and I!" Hal: "Where's the Grappa when I need it?" "

Blonde: We read Cry For Justice 2.
Hal: Stupid Green Arrow and his loud mouth. At least I got enough "willpower" for all of them.
 
I feel terrible just writing that.

Blonde: Ooo, it's so soft!!
Hal: That's right ladies, there's enough for everyone. It's real velour

Blonde: What about you has made you so Irrisistable???
Hal:  Damn those Guardians and their Oa scented axe bodywash!!!!

Blonde: Take that drunk out of here!
Hal: Just when i thought i was having my brightest day

girl: "come meet my dad over here so i can date you!" 
hal: "wait, why cant we all go to one place?"

Blonde : "He said that you are the father!!!" 
 
Hal: "DAMN YOU MAURY POVICH!!!!"

Blonde: "I wonder what else that ring can do...."
 
Hal Jordan:"Just ask my good friend Carol...."

Blonde: Oh my God, Green Lantern! Get him girls!
 
Hal: All I want is to get out of this crotch-binding jumpsuit already!

Girl:(screaming) Hey everyone, look its Mr. Fantastic .. 
Hal: What?...No...WHO?....I am The Green Lan....ah screw it.

Blonde: "Congressman Lantern, we need to talk about Health Care!"
Hal: "Wait till Ollie hears about this..." 

Well, seeing how this is the first official contest that I've seen since I joined. I thought I would take a shot and add my own submission. 
I'm playing off recent events here. Hope you enjoy.
 

Blonde: "Omg ladies! Its Ryan Reynolds! Show us what your "ring" can do!" 
Hal: "Ok, but i have a feeling that im gonna end up doing a lil bit more than just bringing sexy back"

You've had to have read the latest "Justice League: Cry For Justice" to get this, not to mention watch Babs review...but I couldn't resist.

keep it PG-13? with that picture?
man, thats cold. most of the GL stuff from that era
was racy as it was.lol.
 
okay, had to increase the size so the font wouldnt turn to mud...
 
Edit, since the words are hard to read without downloading it and zooming.
 
 Blonde: Mwahahaha! My plan to
ruin Green lantern by destroying
his caricture is working perfectly,
he'll never grace another splash page
woth that body...
Contort him my wenches!

Hal: No...Contortionanna's...croons...
bending me...making my chest...
disproportionatley smaller...than the
rest of my body. And she's added yellow
to...most of the panel...must...
 

Blonde: Hey u promised you would fix the lantern in my patio first!!! 
Green Lantern: How many times do i have to tell these girls i dont work for Trader Joe's

Blonde: You said you would fix the lantern in my patio first!!!!!!
Green Lantern: How many times do i have to tell these girls i dont work for Trader Joes, Im a Super Hero!!!

Blonde: Cmon Green Lantern, Make me happy

Green Lantern: Sweet! I should have started listening to James Robinson sooner!

Blonde: We heard about what you did GL.
 
GL: I hope Babs doesnt review Silver Age Comics!

Hal: Man,babes just dig the uniform. Pays to go green!

" Blonde: We heard about what you did GL.  GL: I hope Babs doesnt review Silver Age Comics! "

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2 GIRLS PULLING HIM  
"COMON STAY WITH US GREEN LANTERN" 
 
GREEN LANTERN:  
" CHICK RATIO 2 -3, YEAH I'MA GO WITH MARVEL & DEADPOOL"

Blonde: Dhdansfhfan Hal Jordan fahfanhf  ahd! Hdasffnahafn!!!
Hal: The one time my power ring decides not to translate an alien language! THE ONE TIME!!!

" Blonde: Dhdansfhfan Hal Jordan fahfanhf  ahd! Hdasffnahafn!!! Hal: The one time my power ring decides not to translate an alien language! THE ONE TIME!!! "