Crazy Caption Contest: 1/25/10-1/31/10

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It's been a while since we've had one of these.  Here's your chance to show us how funny/creative you can be.  Come up with a hilarious caption that will make us laugh and win.  We'll send you 20 comics including a signed comic by James Robinson.   
 
The contest runs from now until Sunday, January 31, 2010, midnight PT.  Good luck. 

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#1  Edited By MajinBlackheart  Moderator

Behold the Silver Age totem pole and all it's glory!

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#2  Edited By EdwardWindsor

 No no no this just wont do where are the merekats 
 
 
and now on to the second act we have a elephant using a puffin to play a banjo

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#3  Edited By Tom_1994

So thats what a kryptonian pet-store is like.

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#4  Edited By cold_fuzion

If you think that's cool, watch me hold up this huge thought balloon.

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#5  Edited By GreenGriffin

"and for my next trick, it is one you could only see in Tijuana. Until now!"
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#6  Edited By XBarbieX

"Finally I've done something that Superman hasn't done first!!!"

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#7  Edited By ms__omega

As you can see if my calculations are correct the Horse is now the top of the food chain

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#8  Edited By burr787

Alright, Didio said that I can only keep one. Let's see.....Streaky puked in my shoes last night, Beppo's been throwing his crap at me, and I don't even want to THINK about the real reason Comet's been dying for me to ride him.........

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#9  Edited By hpwaz

 
 
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#10  Edited By CaptObtuse

"Hmmm...I totally did not know Comet was a stallion until just now.  I may have to rethink this trick."
 
"Eat your heart out, Letterman!"

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#11  Edited By sora_thekey
@GreenGriffin said:
""and for my next trick, it is one you could only see in Tijuana. Until now!" "

As a guy who lives in Tijuana, I have to say... True!  

 
 
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#12  Edited By inferiorego  Staff

I know I'm technically not allowed to do this... I thought of a REALLY good one.

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#13  Edited By Vortex13
@inferiorego said:
" I know I'm technically not allowed to do this... I thought of a REALLY good one.

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I actually laughed a lot at that, I'm asuming you're referring to the most variable joke.
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#14  Edited By Darth Malek

Sigh... and this is only the second strangest thing ive seen today....

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#15  Edited By inferiorego  Staff
@Vortex13: yes. As soon as I saw that, I could only think of Gilbert Godfried's version of that joke from the Documentary: The Aristocrats
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#16  Edited By Bearded Justice

"While the anatomy of Darkseid is interesting, Superman, allow me to show President Reagan something he'll really enjoy!"
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#17  Edited By Vortex13
@inferiorego: LMAO I loved that one. I actually told it to a friend once, my version involved self mutilation, incest, suicide, vomit and blood used sexually and for a finisher necrophilia lol.
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#18  Edited By cmaprice
 Comet the superhorse didn't need to be powered by Earth's yellow sun.
 Comet the superhorse didn't need to be powered by Earth's yellow sun.
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#19  Edited By Kiwi-kid

NO NO NO !
You won't meet the Pet Avengers if you aren't better !!!

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#20  Edited By monamos

"Now guess where we hid Nibbles the Super Gerbil..."

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#21  Edited By CrowRider
Oh come on Superhorse! Being in this comic is not THAT bad!
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#22  Edited By Biondello

Pervert horse,  Your doing it wrong

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#23  Edited By Nuutasi_1.0


 

 
 


 

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#24  Edited By MICROMAN


              
Can Marvel's The Heroic Age Stop DC's The Circus Age???
Can Marvel's The Heroic Age Stop DC's The Circus Age???
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#25  Edited By brythorion12

"DO this. and i might feed you tonight"

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#26  Edited By Kiwi-kid

 O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?

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#27  Edited By jedd

And there came a day, a day unlike any other, when Earth's mightiest heroes and heroines found themselves united against a common threat. On that day, the Avengers were born    
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#28  Edited By dc-kid21

''NO ONE TRUST THE MONKEY'

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"This site has me so absent minded that im holding my own thoughts box..." 
 
Thats the best i got...

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#30  Edited By the guv'nor

They think thats impressive ,well check out me balancing this cloud on my head !

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#31  Edited By ARMIV

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#32  Edited By johnny_spam

"Let the celebration continue the tests came back negative!"

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#33  Edited By zombietag

"yeah, mr. reagan. this is what we do when we don't have to save the world."

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"Ladies and Gentelmen, Behold the sheer strength of the super pets.  And even though they all have the gift of flight I assure you that this is infact a feat of balance and strength and not closely cheoreographed hovering... "

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#35  Edited By vincethekid
 
 
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#36  Edited By camodude

 i pardon myself for offending PETA
 i pardon myself for offending PETA
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#37  Edited By Somethingsaurus
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#38  Edited By ecm1285

"You Just Lost The Game"

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#39  Edited By shugtastic

"Jump, Comet!  I'll CATCH you!!!"
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 Let the bestiality begins.
 Let the bestiality begins.
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#41  Edited By InnerVenom123

"Oh crap I forgot my camera!"
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#42  Edited By Altar

jus wait till the deadpool variant comes out.

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#43  Edited By ComicCrazy

 
 

"Just wait till you see them jump through the flaming hoop".
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"YES-AH GOD IS A GOOD" 
 
(ADD CHOIR IN BACK GROUND)
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#45  Edited By Yamivash 0

"I would show you what we originally came up with but this is a family show"

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#47  Edited By Hawk

 I told you Mister Mcmahon
 I told you Mister Mcmahon "DX has nothing on The Super Group!"
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#48  Edited By THEBlaqueBasterd
Behold!!! ....The reason comic fans will have to maim, belittle & ridicule my character for YEARS-no-CENTURIES to come...&Kal.. You & Mr Plastino can just WIPE those patronising smirks off your faces......... challengin "women in refrigerators" stereotypes my ASS!!!
 
 
 
 
 
Took me all of two minutes but thats the best/shortest/under R - Rated version I could come up with.. so.. wha do I win? :D
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#49  Edited By Bergquist

super girl= oh okay...this will be the order i take you behide the barn, and take you out old yeller style top to bottom. no body will know ha ha i just hope thay don't get there own cartoon the reader will wonder why thay were write out beside the fact  that we had a F***ing super monkey throwing his own crap everone he saved

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#50  Edited By Paragon
@inferiorego said:
" I know I'm technically not allowed to do this... I thought of a REALLY good one.

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WIN!