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Posted by G-Man (40746 posts) - - Show Bio

It's been a while since we've had one of these.  Here's your chance to show us how funny/creative you can be.  Come up with a hilarious caption that will make us laugh and win.  We'll send you 20 comics including a signed comic by James Robinson.   
The contest runs from now until Sunday, January 31, 2010, midnight PT.  Good luck. 

#1 Posted by jloneblackheart (6330 posts) - - Show Bio

Behold the Silver Age totem pole and all it's glory!

#2 Edited by EdwardWindsor (14517 posts) - - Show Bio

 No no no this just wont do where are the merekats 
and now on to the second act we have a elephant using a puffin to play a banjo

#3 Posted by Tom_1994 (56 posts) - - Show Bio

So thats what a kryptonian pet-store is like.

#4 Posted by cold_fuzion (186 posts) - - Show Bio

If you think that's cool, watch me hold up this huge thought balloon.

#5 Posted by GreenGriffin (72 posts) - - Show Bio

"and for my next trick, it is one you could only see in Tijuana. Until now!"
#6 Posted by Barbie (834 posts) - - Show Bio

"Finally I've done something that Superman hasn't done first!!!"

#7 Posted by Ms. Omega (4903 posts) - - Show Bio

As you can see if my calculations are correct the Horse is now the top of the food chain

#8 Edited by burr787 (2483 posts) - - Show Bio

Alright, Didio said that I can only keep one. Let's see.....Streaky puked in my shoes last night, Beppo's been throwing his crap at me, and I don't even want to THINK about the real reason Comet's been dying for me to ride him.........

#9 Posted by hpwaz (241 posts) - - Show Bio

#10 Edited by CaptObtuse (44 posts) - - Show Bio

"Hmmm...I totally did not know Comet was a stallion until just now.  I may have to rethink this trick."
"Eat your heart out, Letterman!"

#11 Posted by sora_thekey (8694 posts) - - Show Bio
@GreenGriffin said:
""and for my next trick, it is one you could only see in Tijuana. Until now!" "

As a guy who lives in Tijuana, I have to say... True!  

#12 Posted by inferiorego (24297 posts) - - Show Bio

I know I'm technically not allowed to do this... I thought of a REALLY good one.

#13 Posted by Vortex13 (12140 posts) - - Show Bio
@inferiorego said:
" I know I'm technically not allowed to do this... I thought of a REALLY good one.

I actually laughed a lot at that, I'm asuming you're referring to the most variable joke.
#14 Posted by Darth Malek (112 posts) - - Show Bio

Sigh... and this is only the second strangest thing ive seen today....

#15 Posted by inferiorego (24297 posts) - - Show Bio
@Vortex13: yes. As soon as I saw that, I could only think of Gilbert Godfried's version of that joke from the Documentary: The Aristocrats
#16 Posted by Bearded Justice (788 posts) - - Show Bio

"While the anatomy of Darkseid is interesting, Superman, allow me to show President Reagan something he'll really enjoy!"
#17 Posted by Vortex13 (12140 posts) - - Show Bio
@inferiorego: LMAO I loved that one. I actually told it to a friend once, my version involved self mutilation, incest, suicide, vomit and blood used sexually and for a finisher necrophilia lol.
#18 Posted by cmaprice (859 posts) - - Show Bio
 Comet the superhorse didn't need to be powered by Earth's yellow sun.
#19 Posted by Kiwi-kid (52 posts) - - Show Bio

You won't meet the Pet Avengers if you aren't better !!!

#20 Posted by monamos (104 posts) - - Show Bio

"Now guess where we hid Nibbles the Super Gerbil..."

#21 Posted by CrowRider (47 posts) - - Show Bio
Oh come on Superhorse! Being in this comic is not THAT bad!
#22 Edited by Biondello (61 posts) - - Show Bio

Pervert horse,  Your doing it wrong

#23 Edited by Nuutasi_1.0 (1 posts) - - Show Bio




#24 Edited by MICROMAN (13 posts) - - Show Bio

Can Marvel's The Heroic Age Stop DC's The Circus Age???
#25 Posted by brythorion12 (7 posts) - - Show Bio

"DO this. and i might feed you tonight"

#26 Posted by Kiwi-kid (52 posts) - - Show Bio

 O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?

#27 Posted by jedd (73 posts) - - Show Bio

And there came a day, a day unlike any other, when Earth's mightiest heroes and heroines found themselves united against a common threat. On that day, the Avengers were born    
#28 Posted by dc-kid21 (154 posts) - - Show Bio


#29 Posted by The Crimson Nutcase (845 posts) - - Show Bio

"This site has me so absent minded that im holding my own thoughts box..." 
Thats the best i got...

#30 Posted by the guv'nor (101 posts) - - Show Bio

They think thats impressive ,well check out me balancing this cloud on my head !

#31 Posted by ARMIV (3927 posts) - - Show Bio

#32 Posted by johnny_spam (2186 posts) - - Show Bio

"Let the celebration continue the tests came back negative!"

#33 Posted by zombietag (1644 posts) - - Show Bio

"yeah, mr. reagan. this is what we do when we don't have to save the world."

#34 Posted by Beast_in_the_Shadows (433 posts) - - Show Bio

"Ladies and Gentelmen, Behold the sheer strength of the super pets.  And even though they all have the gift of flight I assure you that this is infact a feat of balance and strength and not closely cheoreographed hovering... "

#35 Posted by vincethekid (69 posts) - - Show Bio
#36 Posted by camodude (211 posts) - - Show Bio

 i pardon myself for offending PETA
#37 Posted by Somethingsaurus (2 posts) - - Show Bio
#38 Posted by ecm1285 (100 posts) - - Show Bio

"You Just Lost The Game"

#39 Posted by shugtastic (46 posts) - - Show Bio

"Jump, Comet!  I'll CATCH you!!!"
#40 Edited by astonishing_arome (20 posts) - - Show Bio

 Let the bestiality begins.
#41 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29887 posts) - - Show Bio

"Oh crap I forgot my camera!"
#42 Posted by Altar (29 posts) - - Show Bio

jus wait till the deadpool variant comes out.

#43 Posted by ComicCrazy (1640 posts) - - Show Bio


"Just wait till you see them jump through the flaming hoop".
#44 Posted by emerald_lamp_2814 (666 posts) - - Show Bio

#45 Edited by Yamivash 0 (22 posts) - - Show Bio

"I would show you what we originally came up with but this is a family show"

#46 Posted by Sierra Comics Captain (56 posts) - - Show Bio
#47 Posted by Hawk (16130 posts) - - Show Bio

 I told you Mister Mcmahon "DX has nothing on The Super Group!"
#48 Posted by THEBlaqueBasterd (384 posts) - - Show Bio
Behold!!! ....The reason comic fans will have to maim, belittle & ridicule my character for YEARS-no-CENTURIES to come...&Kal.. You & Mr Plastino can just WIPE those patronising smirks off your faces......... challengin "women in refrigerators" stereotypes my ASS!!!
Took me all of two minutes but thats the best/shortest/under R - Rated version I could come up with.. so.. wha do I win? :D
#49 Edited by Bergquist (794 posts) - - Show Bio

super girl= oh okay...this will be the order i take you behide the barn, and take you out old yeller style top to bottom. no body will know ha ha i just hope thay don't get there own cartoon the reader will wonder why thay were write out beside the fact  that we had a F***ing super monkey throwing his own crap everone he saved

#50 Posted by Paragon (7283 posts) - - Show Bio
@inferiorego said:
" I know I'm technically not allowed to do this... I thought of a REALLY good one.