Comic Vine Official Crazy Caption Contest 3/9/09-3/15/09

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Everyone thinks their a comedian, right. No, I'm not talking about The Comedian from Watchmen. This week's contest is an easy one...sort of. Your task is to look at the image below and come up with the captions. Basically, I want you to make me laugh. Even better, make me literally LOL.

Do you have what it takes? Can you make me spit on my computer monitor? Well, hopefully I won't actually spit.

The contest ends at midnight Sunday March 15, 2009. If you have the funnies, I will send you 20 of my own personal comics for your efforts. Let's try to keep it PG-13. No naughty words, please.

Here is what you have to work with. You don't have to put your caption on the actual image but be clear as to who is saying what. Post in this thread. Let's try to keep the extra comments elsewhere and focus on just the entries.

Good Luck!

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#1 Edited By inferiorego Staff

G-Man said:

"
Everyone thinks their a comedian, right.

"Everyone thinks they're a comedian"
BOOSH!

I am a comedian, literally.... I was awesome last night.

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#2 Edited By Jab

supertoything- NO! STOP! IM TELLING YOU THEY SEND THE WRONG KIND OF TOY! THE ORDER GOT MIXED UP!

lois - Shut up, superlovetoy. im your master and you didn't say the safe word! say thank you!

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#3 Edited By Spectrum

Superman-Toy: (In robot voice) *** Ple-ase Lo-is not the cheet-ah print kryp-ton-ite ***

Lois: Time to see if you match up to Manhatten, Boyscout

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#4 Edited By Darkchild

SupermanToy-Alright I know what this looks like but......

Lois- You told me no more sex filled nights with dwarfs. Now you must be punished!!

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#5 Edited By inferiorego Staff

Superman Toy: My love for you is real, even though I am not...

Lois: I'm still not watching The Quest for Peace.

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#6 Edited By danisgod6491

SupermanToy: "My one true Weakness, a good ol' whipping from a Dominatrix."

Lois. "You will speak when spoken to, you super swine."

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#7 Edited By Thespirit

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#8 Edited By Kurrent

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#9 Edited By defunkt

Superman Toy: Lois, please! I never meant to "toy" with your heart!

Lois: Enough with the freaking puns!

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#10 Edited By inferiorego Staff

nice kurrent

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#11 Edited By Jab

Kurrent said:

"
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this is my fav so far. lol awesome.

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#12 Edited By mattydeNero

Superman: "Lois...on the real, when you said, 'Let's try something new,' I dug the whole 'tie me to the wall with vibranium', but GEEEZ, I didn't think you meant using that THING in your hand!"

Lois Lane: "Get your mind out of the gutter, Smallville. I'll be there in a minute, no need to rush. While you're busy being all horny and stuff, I had to splice this chord to hook in our new HD-TV. Thanks for the help, Mr. I-Now-Live-On-New-Krypton-But-Still-Think-I-Can-Fly-In-For-A-Bootie-call!"

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#13 Edited By Slinger

Um, doesn't make much sense if you didn't see that article from a little while back.

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#14 Edited By Spid3r-Man

SM Dummy: I know i said i wanted to become the real life thing Lois, but uh, whats the whip for!?!?

Lois: WHAT?! You ask me to shackle your hands and feet down, and your worried about this little whip?
Don't sound that Super to me.

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#15 Edited By The_Ghostshell

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#16 Edited By Jab

Gambler said:

"

"

WIN

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#19 Edited By inferiorego Staff

I might have gone too far... I don't think the younger viewers will get this one.... This is my official entry.

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#20 Edited By Hawk

inferiorego said:

"I might have gone too far... I don't think the younger viewers will get this one.... This is my official entry.

"

G kinda beat you to the punch.

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#21 Edited By inferiorego Staff

Hawk said:

"inferiorego said:
"I might have gone too far... I don't think the younger viewers will get this one.... This is my official entry.

"
G kinda beat you to the punch.
"

AHHHHHHHHHHHH! I missed that one... crap

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#22 Edited By Joe Venom

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#23 Edited By Darkchild

Gambler said:

"

"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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#24 Edited By warlock360

Enticing, I'll enter, though I'll post it by tomorrow.

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#25 Edited By Toastalchemist

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#27 Edited By fompil65

nice

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#28 Edited By warlock360

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#29 Edited By Meteorite

Toy Superman : "I keep telling you Lois, I don't know where the real Superman is!"

Lois: "Who said I wanted the real Superman?"

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#30 Edited By Elric Whitemane

srry its black and white, the words is all that needs to be seen though so i hope its cool! i dont know y it wouldnt go color!!! srry again, hope its funny

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#31 Edited By warlock360

it, most definitely, is lol

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#32 Edited By deactivated-5f10a0c8ad118

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#33 Edited By SilverZeo

.... I have nothing to say... now.....

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#34 Edited By inferiorego Staff

Ok.... THIS is my official entry since my Roots joke was done three posts prior....

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#35 Edited By geraldthesloth

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#36 Edited By Constantine

Jab said:

"Kurrent said:
"
"

this is my fav so far. lol awesome.
"

agreed

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#37 Edited By gmanfromheck

2 hours to go my my clock...

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#38 Edited By geraldthesloth

ahh the anxiety

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#39 Edited By Meteorite

G-Man said:

"2 hours to go my my clock...
"

You liar G-Man!

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#40 Edited By inferiorego Staff

Meteorite said:

"G-Man said:
"2 hours to go my my clock...
"
You liar G-Man!
"

I think he meant "20", he forgot the "0"

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#41 Edited By Hawk

Did I win?

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#42 Edited By inferiorego Staff

Hawk said:

"Did I win?
"

We're all winners

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#43 Edited By Hawk

inferiorego said:

"Hawk said:
"Did I win?
"
We're all winners
"

YES!
Where's my comics?

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#44 Edited By inferiorego Staff

Hawk said:

"inferiorego said:
"Hawk said:
"Did I win?
"
We're all winners
"
YES!
Where's my comics?
"

Look in your personal collection

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#45 Edited By gmanfromheck

Meteorite said:

"G-Man said:
"2 hours to go my my clock...
"
You liar G-Man!
"

I meant 2 hours until the contest was closed. We still need to choose a winner.

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#46 Edited By Hawk

inferiorego said:

"Hawk said:
"inferiorego said:
"Hawk said:
"Did I win?
"
We're all winners
"
YES!
Where's my comics?
"
Look in your personal collection
"

Oh...the closet at my mom's house. That's what's in all of those boxes.

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#47 Edited By inferiorego Staff

Hawk said:

"inferiorego said:
"Hawk said:
"inferiorego said:
"Hawk said:
"Did I win?
"
We're all winners
"
YES!
Where's my comics?
"
Look in your personal collection
"
Oh...the closet at my mom's house. That's what's in all of those boxes.
"

That and naked pictures of me..... you sicko

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#48 Edited By Hawk

inferiorego said:

"Hawk said:
"inferiorego said:
"Hawk said:
"inferiorego said:
"Hawk said:
"Did I win?
"
We're all winners
"
YES!
Where's my comics?
"
Look in your personal collection
"
Oh...the closet at my mom's house. That's what's in all of those boxes.
"
That and naked pictures of me..... you sicko
"

Why are you smoking while naked anyways?

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#49 Edited By inferiorego Staff

Hawk said:

"inferiorego said:
"Hawk said:
"inferiorego said:
"Hawk said:
"inferiorego said:
"Hawk said:
"Did I win?
"
We're all winners
"
YES!
Where's my comics?
"
Look in your personal collection
"
Oh...the closet at my mom's house. That's what's in all of those boxes.
"
That and naked pictures of me..... you sicko
"
Why are you smoking while naked anyways?
"

It's when I feel most comfortable

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