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Posted by G-Man (30644 posts) - - Show Bio
Everyone thinks their a comedian, right.  No, I'm not talking about The Comedian from Watchmen.  This week's contest is an easy one...sort of.  Your task is to look at the image below and come up with the captions.  Basically, I want you to make me laugh.  Even better, make me literally LOL. 

Do you have what it takes?  Can you make me spit on my computer monitor?  Well, hopefully I won't actually spit. 

The contest ends at midnight Sunday March 15, 2009.  If you have the funnies, I will send you 20 of my own personal comics for your efforts.  Let's try to keep it PG-13.  No naughty words, please.

Here is what you have to work with.  You don't have to put your caption on the actual image but be clear as to who is saying what.  Post in this thread.  Let's try to keep the extra comments elsewhere and focus on just the entries.


Good Luck!

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#1 Posted by inferiorego (21228 posts) - - Show Bio
G-Man said:
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Everyone thinks their a comedian, right.  
"Everyone thinks they're a comedian"
BOOSH!


I am a comedian, literally.... I was awesome last night.
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#2 Posted by Jab (33 posts) - - Show Bio

supertoything- NO! STOP! IM TELLING YOU THEY SEND THE WRONG KIND OF TOY! THE ORDER GOT MIXED UP!

lois - Shut up, superlovetoy. im your master and you didn't say the safe word! say thank you!

#3 Posted by Spectrum (4468 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman-Toy:   (In robot voice)    ***     Ple-ase Lo-is  not  the cheet-ah print  kryp-ton-ite ***


Lois: Time to see if you match up to Manhatten, Boyscout

#4 Posted by Darkchild (40624 posts) - - Show Bio

SupermanToy-Alright I know what this looks like but......

Lois- You told me no more sex filled nights with dwarfs. Now you must be punished!!

#5 Posted by inferiorego (21228 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman Toy: My love for you is real, even though I am not...

Lois: I'm still not watching The Quest for Peace.

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#6 Posted by danisgod6491 (97 posts) - - Show Bio

SupermanToy: "My one true Weakness, a good ol' whipping from a Dominatrix."

Lois. "You will speak when spoken to, you super swine."

#7 Posted by Thespirit (120 posts) - - Show Bio


#8 Posted by Kurrent (14061 posts) - - Show Bio


#9 Posted by defunkt (63 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman Toy: Lois, please! I never meant to "toy" with your heart!

Lois: Enough with the freaking puns!

#10 Posted by inferiorego (21228 posts) - - Show Bio

nice kurrent

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#11 Posted by Jab (33 posts) - - Show Bio
Kurrent said:
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this is my fav so far. lol awesome.
#12 Posted by mattydeNero (519 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman: "Lois...on the real, when you said, 'Let's try something new,' I dug the whole 'tie me to the wall with vibranium', but GEEEZ, I didn't think you meant using that THING in your hand!"

Lois Lane: "Get your mind out of the gutter, Smallville.  I'll be there in a minute, no need to rush.  While you're busy being all horny and stuff, I had to splice this chord to hook in our new HD-TV.  Thanks for the help, Mr. I-Now-Live-On-New-Krypton-But-Still-Think-I-Can-Fly-In-For-A-Bootie-call!"

#13 Posted by Slinger (7640 posts) - - Show Bio

Um, doesn't make much sense if you didn't see that article from a little while back.
#14 Edited by Spid3r-Man (47 posts) - - Show Bio

SM Dummy: I know i said i wanted to become the real life thing Lois, but uh, whats the whip for!?!?

Lois: WHAT?! You ask me to shackle your hands and feet down, and your worried about this little whip?
Don't sound that Super to me.

#15 Posted by Quintus_Knightfall (84536 posts) - - Show Bio


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#16 Posted by Jab (33 posts) - - Show Bio
Gambler said:
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WIN
#17 Posted by Hawk (15833 posts) - - Show Bio


#18 Posted by Hawk (15833 posts) - - Show Bio


#19 Posted by inferiorego (21228 posts) - - Show Bio

I might have gone too far... I don't think the younger viewers will get this one.... This is my official entry.


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#20 Posted by Hawk (15833 posts) - - Show Bio
inferiorego said:
"I might have gone too far... I don't think the younger viewers will get this one.... This is my official entry.

"
G kinda beat you to the punch.
#21 Posted by inferiorego (21228 posts) - - Show Bio
Hawk said:
"inferiorego said:
"I might have gone too far... I don't think the younger viewers will get this one.... This is my official entry.

"
G kinda beat you to the punch.
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AHHHHHHHHHHHH! I missed that one... crap
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#22 Posted by Joe Venom (1275 posts) - - Show Bio


#23 Posted by Darkchild (40624 posts) - - Show Bio
Gambler said:
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#24 Posted by warlock360 (28040 posts) - - Show Bio

Enticing, I'll enter, though I'll post it by tomorrow.

#25 Edited by Toastalchemist (168 posts) - - Show Bio
#26 Posted by mattydeNero (519 posts) - - Show Bio

#27 Posted by fompil65 (1 posts) - - Show Bio

nice

#28 Posted by warlock360 (28040 posts) - - Show Bio


#29 Posted by Meteorite (3351 posts) - - Show Bio

Toy Superman : "I keep telling you Lois, I don't know where the real Superman is!"

Lois: "Who said I wanted the real Superman?"

#30 Posted by Elric Whitemane (13 posts) - - Show Bio




srry its black and white, the words is all that needs to be seen though so i hope its cool! i dont know y it wouldnt go color!!! srry again, hope its funny
#31 Posted by warlock360 (28040 posts) - - Show Bio

it, most definitely, is lol

#32 Posted by TheDrifter (26555 posts) - - Show Bio


#33 Posted by SilverZeo (2748 posts) - - Show Bio

.... I have nothing to say... now.....

#34 Posted by inferiorego (21228 posts) - - Show Bio

Ok.... THIS is my official entry since my Roots joke was done three posts prior....


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#35 Posted by geraldthesloth (33313 posts) - - Show Bio


#36 Posted by Constantine (16046 posts) - - Show Bio
Jab said:
"Kurrent said:
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this is my fav so far. lol awesome.
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agreed
#37 Posted by G-Man (30644 posts) - - Show Bio

2 hours to go my my clock...

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#38 Posted by geraldthesloth (33313 posts) - - Show Bio

ahh the anxiety

#39 Posted by Meteorite (3351 posts) - - Show Bio
G-Man said:
"2 hours to go my my clock...
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You liar G-Man!
#40 Posted by inferiorego (21228 posts) - - Show Bio
Meteorite said:
"G-Man said:
"2 hours to go my my clock...
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You liar G-Man!
"
I think he meant "20", he forgot the "0"
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#41 Posted by Hawk (15833 posts) - - Show Bio

Did I win?

#42 Posted by inferiorego (21228 posts) - - Show Bio
Hawk said:
"Did I win?
"
We're all winners
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#43 Posted by Hawk (15833 posts) - - Show Bio
inferiorego said:
"Hawk said:
"Did I win?
"
We're all winners
"
YES!
Where's my comics?
#44 Posted by inferiorego (21228 posts) - - Show Bio
Hawk said:
"inferiorego said:
"Hawk said:
"Did I win?
"
We're all winners
"
YES!
Where's my comics?
"
Look in your personal collection
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#45 Posted by G-Man (30644 posts) - - Show Bio
Meteorite said:
"G-Man said:
"2 hours to go my my clock...
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You liar G-Man!
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I meant 2 hours until the contest was closed.  We still need to choose a winner.
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#46 Posted by Hawk (15833 posts) - - Show Bio
inferiorego said:
"Hawk said:
"inferiorego said:
"Hawk said:
"Did I win?
"
We're all winners
"
YES!
Where's my comics?
"
Look in your personal collection
"
Oh...the closet at my mom's house. That's what's in all of those boxes.
#47 Posted by inferiorego (21228 posts) - - Show Bio
Hawk said:
"inferiorego said:
"Hawk said:
"inferiorego said:
"Hawk said:
"Did I win?
"
We're all winners
"
YES!
Where's my comics?
"
Look in your personal collection
"
Oh...the closet at my mom's house. That's what's in all of those boxes.
"
That and naked pictures of me..... you sicko
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#48 Posted by Hawk (15833 posts) - - Show Bio
inferiorego said:
"Hawk said:
"inferiorego said:
"Hawk said:
"inferiorego said:
"Hawk said:
"Did I win?
"
We're all winners
"
YES!
Where's my comics?
"
Look in your personal collection
"
Oh...the closet at my mom's house. That's what's in all of those boxes.
"
That and naked pictures of me..... you sicko
"
Why are you smoking while naked anyways?
#49 Posted by inferiorego (21228 posts) - - Show Bio
Hawk said:
"inferiorego said:
"Hawk said:
"inferiorego said:
"Hawk said:
"inferiorego said:
"Hawk said:
"Did I win?
"
We're all winners
"
YES!
Where's my comics?
"
Look in your personal collection
"
Oh...the closet at my mom's house. That's what's in all of those boxes.
"
That and naked pictures of me..... you sicko
"
Why are you smoking while naked anyways?
"
It's when I feel most comfortable
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#50 Posted by geraldthesloth (33313 posts) - - Show Bio

Who won?