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Posted by Moomin123

Is a bird, is it a plane?...oh no wait...it's a bird. Sorry everyone.
Posted by Kieran Marvel

"Yes i've been to Gotham, it reminded me strongly of New York."
Posted by Moomin123

Commisioner Gordon: Batman, we've tracked the Joker's bombs to 4 different places, Gotham Zoo, Mount Gotham, the Gotham Gate Bridge and the GNN (Gothan Network News) station. Jesus Christ, why is everything named after god damn Gotham?
Posted by Psyker star

Posted by Retnex

Banner turns into the Hulk, but his pants don't stay on this time.

Posted by Emperor Gonzo Noir

"If only I could forget the plot of Wolverine : Origins, Hmmmmmmm....."

Posted by Retnex

*Batman interrogates a suspect in the Bat-cave. Alfred walks in and accidently reveals that Batman is Bruce Wayne* 
Suspect: Bruce Wayne is Batman! 
Batman: Aw, shit! 
Suspect: Do you kiss your mom with that mouth? 
*Batman punches the suspect* 
Alfred: Mothers are a sensitive topic with Mr. Wayne.     
Posted by EdwardWindsor

sorry no pockets so dont carry money , do you take spandex?

Posted by Argentino_18

Norman Osborn Office: 
GG: Norman we want our precious, Goblin, Goblin 
Norman: Yes we Want it..... 

Posted by EdwardWindsor

we at the transexual league want to form a new team they will be called the ex-men

Posted by Emperor Gonzo Noir

Wolverine has AIDS
Posted by Grim

you know what? just take the money! im sleepy!

Posted by Kieran Marvel

"I'm sorry Logan, i can't endorse this lager i'm drinking but if this company made Wolverine Origins stories, they'd probably be the best Wolverine Origins stories in the world"

Posted by Moomin123

Hi Marvel characters...I'm Stan Lee. I created you guys.
Posted by hdorman1



Im sorry if it offended anyone and about the profanity
Posted by Moomin123
@hdorman1 said:
" @Moomin123 said:
" You're trapped, Spiderman...trapped in this giant bath tub! "
you like mock the week dont you? "

Hell yeah. I put it at the beginning of the forum.
Posted by hdorman1
@Moomin123 said:
" You're trapped, Spiderman...trapped in this giant bath tub! "
you like mock the week dont you?
Posted by Moomin123

Dr. Octopus: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Beware Spider-Man, as I lower you down into this vat of liquid nitrogen...any last words? 
Spidey: Yeah...are you saving enough money on your car insurance?
Posted by Kieran Marvel

To Reed, Susan, Ben and Johnny 
 
          Merry Chirstmas and a Happy New Year  
 
Love from Mr and Mrs Doom xxx
Posted by Moomin123

BAMM!!! 
KABOOM!!! 
ZAMM!!! 
NUTTED!!! 
BOTTLED!!! 
SLASHED!!! 
 
   
Posted by Moomin123

Strange Man: I'm a superhero! 
Other Man: Nope, you just smoked a load of crack, stripped down naked and put glitter on your groin. 
Posted by mv
     
 
 
....This is extremely uncomfortable
Posted by Constantine

It was a quiet day in Gotham

Posted by Moomin123

Batman: Okay Alfred, I'm going to pick the kids up from school. 
Alfred: But sir, you don't have any children do you? 
Batman: Oh of course not. I need to pick the kids up before their parents get there.
Posted by EdwardWindsor

Hulk cuddle , hulk is the friendliest there is

Posted by Moomin123

 
Man: Hi, how you doing? 
Woman: Yeah. 
Man: Kids okay? 
Woman: Yeah. Just got off work have you? 
Man: Yeah. See you then.

Posted by Constantine

Now wonder woman we need to see if your fit enough for the job, if you'll kindly jump up and down.......oh thank you...... now face the other way and do bending stretches...... oh mama

Posted by EdwardWindsor

Say it bruce say it ! or i throw the keys to the batmobile into orbit , ok clark dana likes you more

Posted by Moomin123

(I'm sorry for any offense) Is it a bird, is it a plane? 
 
Well whatever it is...it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre!
Posted by EdwardWindsor

every one of you muscles has been enhanced to 1000% human capacity  hers some simple tests lift these weights, jump up and down , have a lap dance oh dear we have a problem

Posted by Moomin123

So, why do they call you Flash? 
 
(Wally West rips off his suit leaving him naked) 
 
Okay...
Posted by Moomin123

You're trapped, Spiderman...trapped in this giant bath tub!
Posted by EdwardWindsor

iam sorry mr wolverine but you need to be cavity searched since the alarm keeps going off

Posted by Constantine

(O_O lol)

Catwoman: You came after me cause I said I laid a golden nugget?
Batman: yes, now hand it over...
C: you sure?
B: yes where is it?
C: check the kitty litter box...
 *walks over*
B: oh GOD!!....
 *throws up*

Posted by Moomin123

...Green Lantern's Light!!! Sponsered by Powergen.
Posted by Moomin123

No, the reason they call me Catwoman, is because I can lick my own ass.
Posted by Constantine

 IN BRIGHTEST DAY,  IN BLACKEST NIGHT; 
NO EVIL SHALL ESCAPE MY SIGHT. 
LET THOSE - ah screw it.......

Posted by Moomin123

Don't worry Lois, we'll stop Lex Luthor. But before we fly off, I just need to check that none of your liquids are over 100 millolitres.
Posted by EdwardWindsor

Spiderman the early years,
 
with great power comes great chicks

Posted by Constantine

I can fly......... by concord

Posted by Moomin123

Quick Robin! To the Bat-RV!
Posted by Constantine

Superman the early years:
 
Don't worry Lois I'm here to save you.
 
Clark?
 
Ah F@ck I forgot my costume......

Posted by EdwardWindsor

I will be the first supervillian streaker , the whole world will remember the name flashmember.

Posted by Moomin123

What?! The swastika has already been taken. God damnit, I've had my costume made and everything!
Posted by Constantine

Don't worry Lady, we'll save *looks around to find something to help*................. actually you're f@cked
 
*she looks at him in despair. He turns to the team* 
 
c'mon We need to do something?

Who's up for a milkshake? 
 
Yeah!
 
*they leave*

Posted by Moomin123

No R Kelly you can't join the Justice League...it's not enough to believe you can fly.
Posted by EdwardWindsor

lol love it ^ 
 
Dr nasty you will never get me to talk you dont know my only weakness , " oww who told you about my enchanted testicle"

Posted by Constantine
man jumps in between a mugging: This looks like a job for.... two muggers
Posted by EdwardWindsor

here today my evil brothers we will form a new organisation, the  Brotherhood Against Superhero Threats Altering Ridiculously Bold Schemes, bad news our 
acronym is BASTARDS. 

Posted by Moomin123

I may not be as dangerous as other supervillains but I, Dr. Sheep will rule the world...Baaah!
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