heres my card , your the ace , dammit who shuffled my deck!
here today my evil brothers we will form a new organisation, the Brotherhood Against Superhero Threats Altering Ridiculously Bold Schemes, bad news our
acronym is BASTARDS.
lol love it ^
Dr nasty you will never get me to talk you dont know my only weakness , " oww who told you about my enchanted testicle"
Don't worry Lady, we'll save *looks around to find something to help*................. actually you're f@cked
*she looks at him in despair. He turns to the team*
c'mon We need to do something?
Who's up for a milkshake?
I will be the first supervillian streaker , the whole world will remember the name flashmember.
Superman the early years:
Don't worry Lois I'm here to save you.
Ah F@ck I forgot my costume......
I can fly......... by concord
Spiderman the early years,
with great power comes great chicks
IN BRIGHTEST DAY, IN BLACKEST NIGHT;
NO EVIL SHALL ESCAPE MY SIGHT.
LET THOSE - ah screw it.......
Catwoman: You came after me cause I said I laid a golden nugget?
Batman: yes, now hand it over...
C: you sure?
B: yes where is it?
C: check the kitty litter box...
B: oh GOD!!....
iam sorry mr wolverine but you need to be cavity searched since the alarm keeps going off
every one of you muscles has been enhanced to 1000% human capacity hers some simple tests lift these weights, jump up and down , have a lap dance oh dear we have a problem
Say it bruce say it ! or i throw the keys to the batmobile into orbit , ok clark dana likes you more
Now wonder woman we need to see if your fit enough for the job, if you'll kindly jump up and down.......oh thank you...... now face the other way and do bending stretches...... oh mama
Man: Hi, how you doing?
Man: Kids okay?
Woman: Yeah. Just got off work have you?
Man: Yeah. See you then.
Hulk cuddle , hulk is the friendliest there is
It was a quiet day in Gotham
" You're trapped, Spiderman...trapped in this giant bath tub! "you like mock the week dont you?
" @Moomin123 said:
" You're trapped, Spiderman...trapped in this giant bath tub! "you like mock the week dont you? "
"I'm sorry Logan, i can't endorse this lager i'm drinking but if this company made Wolverine Origins stories, they'd probably be the best Wolverine Origins stories in the world"
you know what? just take the money! im sleepy!
we at the transexual league want to form a new team they will be called the ex-men
Norman Osborn Office:
GG: Norman we want our precious, Goblin, Goblin
Norman: Yes we Want it.....
sorry no pockets so dont carry money , do you take spandex?
"If only I could forget the plot of Wolverine : Origins, Hmmmmmmm....."
Banner turns into the Hulk, but his pants don't stay on this time.