Posted by G-Man (18920 posts) - - Show Bio

If you're looking for a comic that doesn't shy away from the violence and action, you may already be familiar with THE NINJETTES from Dynamite Entertainment. They made their debut in Garth Ennis' JENNIFER BLOOD and now have their own series. Issue #2 went on sale a couple weeks ago and issue #3 is on next month. Dynamite has given us the opportunity to run the entire first issue for your reading pleasure. Check it out below.

Just a warning, there is a bit of violence and mature content.

GARTH ENNIS' THE NINJETTES #1

(W) Al Ewing (A) Eman Casallos (CA) Admira Wijaya, Johnny D.

Who are they? How did they come to be dead and/or decapitated? And what kind of brutal insanity is their passing about to unleash? Find out the grim connection between college student Kelly Hara and the ice-cold engine of death known as Varla as the origin of the Ninjettes is revealed! Don't miss this ultra-violent odyssey of sin, scandal, brutality and branding!
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#1 Posted by tensor (5129 posts) - - Show Bio

That was good

#2 Posted by The Poet (8170 posts) - - Show Bio

Well....that's not going to be on MY pull list...

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#3 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (35159 posts) - - Show Bio

Holy crap

#4 Posted by Sakurafire (59 posts) - - Show Bio

Some sort of warning should have been before the link or cut. Dear God that was horrid.

#5 Posted by demokigger@gmail.com (15 posts) - - Show Bio

This is set before Jennifer's Blood, similar style. Also good.

#6 Posted by haydenclaireheroes (7562 posts) - - Show Bio

When I have time. I will defenitely read this

#7 Posted by umbrafeline (5217 posts) - - Show Bio

O_O she sliced him in half vertically. thats some skill there. if i see this ill definately pick it up

#8 Posted by Greenflashlight (183 posts) - - Show Bio

Wow that is Horrid I dont think I would be able or willing to read a full comic book of that. Why would she kill a kid in cold blood. I like the cover I am glad that I looked at the preview so I know not to buy this

#9 Posted by comkid100 (224 posts) - - Show Bio

Well that's annoying since I've already bought the first 2 issues and now i can just read it for free. Kind of a waste of money.

#10 Posted by The Impersonator (5620 posts) - - Show Bio

That kid's death scene is disturbing. Plus, I can't believe she actually killed him. HE WAS ABOUT TO BE MOLESTED FOR CHRIST SAKE!

#11 Edited by Grimoire (566 posts) - - Show Bio

This looks incredibly.....stupid. Kill everyone and let God sort them out kind of mentality is moronic.

Very shrewd G-Man to put this up to show people so that they will not buy another piece of crap series from Garth Ennis. Seriously there is nothing this guy writes that I read. I like the good heroes to be good heroes and not the bad guys in disguise. lol

#12 Posted by ReVamp (22798 posts) - - Show Bio

...uh...

#13 Posted by blacmindZen (17 posts) - - Show Bio

Enjoyed it. Garth Ennis being Garth Ennis. Gratuitously absurd situational sex and violence as usual. I'm buying it.

#14 Posted by zackattack529 (1404 posts) - - Show Bio

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

#15 Posted by RedheadedAtrocitus (6836 posts) - - Show Bio

Disturbing to say the least...I wonder how Varla would fare against Hit Girl? And why do people keep saying Garth Ennis? Its spun out of inspiration from Ennis' Jennifer Blood, but the writer is Ewing. That aside, the amount of violence and bloodshed here is spectacular. This is like Sucker Punch combined with Kick Ass combined with Kill Bill and any run of the mill ninja flick all rolled into one. I'm intrigued but at the same know I do have a weak stomach. Interesting to say the least.

#16 Posted by CATPANEXE (9357 posts) - - Show Bio

Now I feel sort of stupid for putting this on my pull list (not your fault of course). Thank you for sharing this gift here though, I'll read it later when I have time to load it.

#17 Posted by sparty-dbq (850 posts) - - Show Bio

Jesus Christ, this bitch makes Emma Frost look like Mother Theresa.

#18 Posted by Shanana (53466 posts) - - Show Bio

@sparty-dbq: Lmao what kind of analogy was that?

#19 Posted by lykopis (10746 posts) - - Show Bio

I think -- um --- I think I need some time before coming to an opinion about this. Disturbing - I need to marinade.

#20 Posted by BaynePl (1 posts) - - Show Bio

Well that was... interesting. I think i will move along now.

No wait hold on, WTF. Seriously like everything would have been pretty much fine if she hadn't shot the kid. There is stupid amounts of violence and then there's just fucked up shit. Man really set me on edge. One step to far.

#21 Posted by Imagine_Man15 (1801 posts) - - Show Bio

Ok, now... I think killing the kid was a bit much. Seems a bit like shock value. "Hey readers, this protagonist is shooting innocent children in the head! I bet you haven't seen THAT before!"

#22 Posted by sweatboy (820 posts) - - Show Bio

Titty Boom Room? sounds a lot like the Boom Boom Room where Female Fury Knockout used to live and work at. The cover definitely reminds me of the turtles, and GI Joe's beach head. That Varla was fast to take on an apprentice, but it's a nice idea. Badass women chopping pedos in half with a japanese sword? Ok i think i'm impressed

#23 Posted by jrock85 (2850 posts) - - Show Bio

Already read it.

#24 Posted by cracker_jack (220 posts) - - Show Bio

@The Impersonator said:

That kid's death scene is disturbing. Plus, I can't believe she actually killed him. HE WAS ABOUT TO BE MOLESTED FOR CHRIST SAKE!

I stopped reading at that point.

#25 Posted by Vortex13 (12264 posts) - - Show Bio

Clearly most of the people who read this here wouldn't have this one on their pull list lol. I'm interested thought. Completely sadistic hit women who have no remorse or restraint in their job? Count me in.

#26 Posted by KidSupreme (826 posts) - - Show Bio

@haydenclaireheroes said:

When I have time. I will defenitely read this

same here

#27 Posted by DIOMJK (155 posts) - - Show Bio

This... wasn't that good. Sex and violence for the sake of sex and violence is fine, in it's own way, but this offers nothing to the table I haven't seen done better. Sure, there's obviously a deeper plot to it, but in the end this just couldn't make me care. At all. And I think that's gonna be the consensus when it's given a proper review

#28 Posted by Relentless (60 posts) - - Show Bio

none of the characters are likeble at all.

#29 Posted by Nerx (15087 posts) - - Show Bio

Hooray for kid killing

#30 Posted by enigma_2099 (36 posts) - - Show Bio

... I think I can guess why this was free...

#31 Posted by mettlekm (417 posts) - - Show Bio

free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#32 Posted by unbreakableburr (76 posts) - - Show Bio

Try hard, unnecessary language and violence, useless plot, unsexy and boring.

Just horrid all around.

#33 Posted by lifeboy (1675 posts) - - Show Bio

Just read the trade. Damn good 5 hours of reading! Sad there won't be more. Well. Atleast I still have Jennifer Blood :)