Were you also aware that she can make the wind blow, and shoot lightning right into a person's face?
What is Thor going to do when he gets a bolt of lightning to his anus, besides demonstrate in graphic detail what it looks like when a large scandanavian gets his ass kicked?
Storm will just use the power of the weather to fly to mars, then she will reach out and physically crush all the other planets with her fingers.
" sir, are you aware that STORM can fly? Were you also aware that she can make the wind blow, and shoot lightning right into a person's face? What is Thor going to do when he gets a bolt of lightning to his anus, besides demonstrate in graphic detail what it looks like when a large scandanavian gets his ass kicked? Storm will just use the power of the weather to fly to mars, then she will reach out and physically crush all the other planets with her fingers. "
when I first read the thread i LOL on how stupid it sounds .....LOL at world war storm ...that is the most retarded thing I heard since i came on this site...
" sir, are you aware that STORM can fly? Were you also aware that she can make the wind blow, and shoot lightning right into a person's face? What is Thor going to do when he gets a bolt of lightning to his anus, besides demonstrate in graphic detail what it looks like when a large scandanavian gets his ass kicked? Storm will just use the power of the weather to fly to mars, then she will reach out and physically crush all the other planets with her fingers. "
..... THUNDER god. Rings a bell? "
Sarcasm. Even though it's easy to get confused with all the paranoids around here. Check my own answer in this thread - it's equally outlandish, beacuse when an OP asks idiotic questions, he is bound to get idiotic answers.
" Sarcasm. Even though it's easy to get confused with all the paranoids around here. Check my own answer in this thread - it's equally outlandish, beacuse when an OP asks idiotic questions, he is bound to get idiotic answers."
Sorry.. sometimes with all the answers in this forum I don't know what answer is sarcasm anymore.. =/
" Sarcasm. Even though it's easy to get confused with all the paranoids around here. Check my own answer in this thread - it's equally outlandish, beacuse when an OP asks idiotic questions, he is bound to get idiotic answers."
Sorry.. sometimes with all the answers in this forum I don't know what answer is sarcasm anymore.. =/ "
Completely understandable. I am cautious as well, with people I don't know from personal experience, or by reputation. I gave a similar sarcastic answer in the X-Men vs JLA thread. People who do not know me may misinterpret it, and think me a lunatic. But in this case, the " Storm will just use the power of the weather to fly to mars, then she will reach out and physically crush all the other planets with her fingers" , was a dead give away.
"Storm and the might of Wakanda vs. the Marvel Universe "
Rest of the Marvel U? Do you realize that means everyone on Earth, not to mention all of the Shi'Ar, Kree, Skrull, Badoon, Brood, Celestials, Galactus, Eternals, abstract cosmic entities, and other things I'm forgetting to mention? And even if you wanted to limit it to just Earth, that includes Hulk, Sentry, a handful of Omega-level mutants, Iron Man, and literally hundreds of other heroes?
Thor solos. Strange solos. Surfer solos. Galactus solos. There are so may people that would solo this. Who made this stupid nonsense? Oh wait, its StormAmazonPhoenix............
"Storm does extremely well...Until she encounters Stilt-Man. "
@JThree47693 said:
"Thor solos. Strange solos. Surfer solos. Galactus solos. There are so may people that would solo this. Who made this stupid nonsense? Oh wait, its StormAmazonPhoenix............ "
You two are crazy
@Matezoide said:
"guys,ignore this non-sense it is just StormAmazonPhoenix "
i heard a rumor, from a very reliable source, that Storm has ALREADy laid waste to all of Marvel, and in fact is now penning all the current issues through various ghost writing psuedonyms.
Basically, she murdered them all with her tremendous ... erm.. wind powers, i guess, and makes their corpses dance for fun, making up fanciful stories to entertain us all.
"Storm does extremely well...Until she encounters Stilt-Man. "
@JThree47693 said:
"Thor solos. Strange solos. Surfer solos. Galactus solos. There are so may people that would solo this. Who made this stupid nonsense? Oh wait, its StormAmazonPhoenix............ "
You two are crazy
@Matezoide said:
"guys,ignore this non-sense it is just StormAmazonPhoenix "
Is he above TOAA? "
no,he is just below the chewed gum I stepped by accident
" sir, are you aware that STORM can fly? Were you also aware that she can make the wind blow, and shoot lightning right into a person's face? What is Thor going to do when he gets a bolt of lightning to his anus, besides demonstrate in graphic detail what it looks like when a large scandanavian gets his ass kicked? Storm will just use the power of the weather to fly to mars, then she will reach out and physically crush all the other planets with her fingers. "
"sir, are you aware that STORM can fly? Were you also aware that she can make the wind blow, and shoot lightning right into a person's face? What is Thor going to do when he gets a bolt of lightning to his anus, besides demonstrate in graphic detail what it looks like when a large scandanavian gets his ass kicked? Storm will just use the power of the weather to fly to mars, then she will reach out and physically crush all the other planets with her fingers. "
Hmmm....
Wow.
I can't be completely sure... but it is entirely possible that that is the stupidest thing I have ever read. But even if it's not, it's gotta be in the top 5.
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