The Combatants
Optimus Prime vs Iron Man


The Scenario
Megan Fox is ticked off that Sam Witwicky broke it off with her. She's doubly ticked off that she won't be in any more blockbuster movies.
Hell hath no fury like a woman-with-a-Marilyn-Monroe-tattoo-on-her-arm scorned.
While out drinking and lamenting her lack of acclaimed movie roles, she hooks up with playboy Tony Stark.
A few roofies later, she's at Stark's Tower. Or is it on Stark's Tower? Giggity giggity. You get the point. She gets knocked up! Score!
Sam Witwicky, hearing about Stark's exploit (and, realizing that in one night, Tony got farther with her than he did in two movies), recruits his ole pal Optimus Prime to scare some sense into the billionaire.
Stark hears that a big rig is heading his way...
Let the battle begin!
The Rules
- Both characters are their movie versions. Specifically, you may assume that Optimus Prime is from Transformers : Revenge of the Fallen while Iron Man is from Iron Man 2.
- The battle begins in a crowded city, but may naturally move to a different location.
- Morals are on. Neither character will allow innocent civilians to be harmed.
- No BFR. Victory is by KO or incapacitation only. Neither character wants to kill or destroy the other.
[Edit: Wrong movie link for Optimus Prime]
















