Blade vs. The Cullen Family (Twilight)

Topic started by TelekineticSun on June 7, 2009. Last post by HNIC 1 year, 2 months ago.
Post by TelekineticSun (334 posts) See mini bio Level 4

Blade hears about the murders that are occurring in Forks, Washington and he immediately recognized them as vampire attacks. Blade sets out to hunt down the vampires. While in Forks he comes across a black male with dread locks and red eyes (Laurent), Blade knows this man is a vampire and he decides to follow him hoping he’ll bring him to more suck heads for himself to eradicate. Laurent doesn’t meet up with the actually vampires Blade has set out to kill but he goes to the home of the Cullens. Blade believes the Cullens are the vampires responsible for the murders that are happening and he storms the house with sword in hand. As soon as he enters the house he decapitates Laurent immediately and readies himself for a battle with the seven remaining vampires.

Blade vs Edward, Carlisle, Rosalie, Emmet, Alice, Jasper, and Esme.






Post by angryvigilante (1,455 posts) See mini bio Level 22
Lol Blade would kill them while they are crying and whining about how powerful they are.
Post by buttersdaman000 (6,331 posts) See mini bio Level 16

they would be dead before they even finished thier pre-fight hissssss

the only one with a sliver of hope is jasper cuz he used to kill ppl

Post by Emperor Gonzo Noir (19,323 posts) See mini bio Level 33
this is a joke right? Blade would hurricane through them in a second (literally a second).
Post by dreadmaster (16,641 posts) See mini bio Level 13
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Ha Twilight is so gay
Post by namorsubby (236 posts) See mini bio Level 4
blade......simply because twilight is stupid
Post by Emerald_General_Jai (2,123 posts) See mini bio Level 15
Blade, Slaughterhouse. (and then we throw him a parade, twilight is sooooo gay)
Post by Akwa (4,802 posts) See mini bio Level 4

Blade curbstomps them.

And then gets a medal for it.

Post by Obtrusive (1,378 posts) See mini bio Level 12
Blade has experience in killing vampires.  My money is on him because the others are not warriors like him.
Post by SUNMAN (4,813 posts) See mini bio Level 7
this thread makes me happy
Post by TelekineticSun (334 posts) See mini bio Level 4
really, Blade vs seven vampires that don't have the weaknesses of the usual vampires blade goes up against, i don't think it will be as easy as every one thinks. I'm sure Blade has fought some tough customers but not knowing what he was going up against and all 7 of them poncing on him at once.... i just dont know.
Post by Korg (11,453 posts) See mini bio Level 26
I've never read/watched anything Twilight related. How strong and how fast are these vampires?
Post by Ferro Vida (30,655 posts) See mini bio Level 23
Korg said:
I've never read/watched anything Twilight related. How strong and how fast are these vampires?
Their only real feats are playing baseball. Really good baseball.
Post by Korg (11,453 posts) See mini bio Level 26
Do they play better than Blade though? I guess he'd be a cricketer though, wouldn't he?
Post by Ferro Vida (30,655 posts) See mini bio Level 23
Korg said:
Do they play better than Blade though? I guess he'd be a cricketer though, wouldn't he?
One would assume. Which automatically makes him smarter and tougher xD
Post by TelekineticSun (334 posts) See mini bio Level 4
i'm not good at desribing strength and speed, but when they run at their fastest they can become a blur to the human eye when passing by them, and as for strength, a couple of examples of their strength are while playing baseball the crack of the bat was as load as thunder because of their force and they sent the ball flying very far as i can remember, maybe a mile or something(obviouly can't remember how far) , and edward pushed a car that was about to crash into bella away with one hand and left a large dent in the cars side.
Post by TelekineticSun (334 posts) See mini bio Level 4

another example of strength could be that they  hunt and kill wild animals with their bare hands and have taken down grizzly bears one on one

Post by Magicalmoment (1,494 posts) See mini bio Level 6
and jasper can probably predict blade's actions since he can read thoughts
Post by Jade1977 (494 posts) See mini bio Level 7
Edward was able to uproot a tree. So I'd say that the Cullens are pretty strong. Honestly, I think people are voting for Blade just because they hate Twilight.
Post by lagoon_boy (10,541 posts) See mini bio Level 13
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